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I built my own hyperbolic echo chamber.
It is the greatest one ever built, everyone agrees.
It is the greatest one ever built, everyone agrees.
To be completely fair to Hegseth, he ordered the second strike after he misheard the call because he was also watching football at the Buffalo Wild Wings bar.
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
To be completely fair to Hegseth, he ordered the second strike after he misheard the call because he was also watching football at the Buffalo Wild Wings bar.
Yesterday I went into a Starbucks and everyone working there was disturbingly attractive. I don’t know why but it felt strange and unreal.
I felt like I accidentally was let into a club where I don’t belong.
I felt like I accidentally was let into a club where I don’t belong.
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Yesterday I went into a Starbucks and everyone working there was disturbingly attractive. I don’t know why but it felt strange and unreal.
I felt like I accidentally was let into a club where I don’t belong.
I felt like I accidentally was let into a club where I don’t belong.
Dear Venezuela,
If you agree to take Trump in exile we will cancel the attack.
Not kidding,
‘Merica
If you agree to take Trump in exile we will cancel the attack.
Not kidding,
‘Merica
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Dear Venezuela,
If you agree to take Trump in exile we will cancel the attack.
Not kidding,
‘Merica
If you agree to take Trump in exile we will cancel the attack.
Not kidding,
‘Merica
With the drum beat of Epstein stories growing louder and louder expect plenty of flood the zone craziness from Trump.
$2000 cash is a start
Threats to other countries certain
Also expect him to say something unhinged daily, that is his Covfefe move
$2000 cash is a start
Threats to other countries certain
Also expect him to say something unhinged daily, that is his Covfefe move
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
With the drum beat of Epstein stories growing louder and louder expect plenty of flood the zone craziness from Trump.
$2000 cash is a start
Threats to other countries certain
Also expect him to say something unhinged daily, that is his Covfefe move
$2000 cash is a start
Threats to other countries certain
Also expect him to say something unhinged daily, that is his Covfefe move
This ain’t helping me do that A.J.
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This ain’t helping me do that A.J.
This game has to get better, right?
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This game has to get better, right?
The true test if your team has a real QB.
The other team goes up by less than 7 with 1:30 on the clock and you laugh because they left too much time on the clock.
The other team goes up by less than 7 with 1:30 on the clock and you laugh because they left too much time on the clock.
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The true test if your team has a real QB.
The other team goes up by less than 7 with 1:30 on the clock and you laugh because they left too much time on the clock.
The other team goes up by less than 7 with 1:30 on the clock and you laugh because they left too much time on the clock.
I wonder why more free agents don’t want to play for the Jets.
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I wonder why more free agents don’t want to play for the Jets.
Although previously reported as Questionable my wife has ruled me Inactive today.
October 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Although previously reported as Questionable my wife has ruled me Inactive today.
Dear NFL. How do we get even more procedural penalties? We all can’t get enough of them.
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Dear NFL. How do we get even more procedural penalties? We all can’t get enough of them.
You know, I’m pretty sure Trump does something like obviously misleading the public then knocking down the East Wing when he just wants to distract you from other things. He knows there are no holding a president accountable on permits, just for protecting pedophiles.
October 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
You know, I’m pretty sure Trump does something like obviously misleading the public then knocking down the East Wing when he just wants to distract you from other things. He knows there are no holding a president accountable on permits, just for protecting pedophiles.
$25 copay for a vasectomy? No thank you, I can do it myself for free.
Whether the doctor or I do the work there is no deferens.
Whether the doctor or I do the work there is no deferens.
October 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
$25 copay for a vasectomy? No thank you, I can do it myself for free.
Whether the doctor or I do the work there is no deferens.
Whether the doctor or I do the work there is no deferens.
Proposed trade:
Raiders send Jakobi Meyers to Dolphins
Dolphins send Tua to Raiders
No one wins, we all laugh.
Raiders send Jakobi Meyers to Dolphins
Dolphins send Tua to Raiders
No one wins, we all laugh.
October 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Proposed trade:
Raiders send Jakobi Meyers to Dolphins
Dolphins send Tua to Raiders
No one wins, we all laugh.
Raiders send Jakobi Meyers to Dolphins
Dolphins send Tua to Raiders
No one wins, we all laugh.
I refuse to believe that this year’s injuries in the NFL are at normal levels.
I also refuse to check any data from previous seasons.
I also refuse to check any data from previous seasons.
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I refuse to believe that this year’s injuries in the NFL are at normal levels.
I also refuse to check any data from previous seasons.
I also refuse to check any data from previous seasons.
Yeah, but making them feel bad about their actions is way worse than their actions…..Am I doing this right?
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.
@politico.com
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@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
October 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yeah, but making them feel bad about their actions is way worse than their actions…..Am I doing this right?
Dear Nobel committee 2026
WASHINGTON (AP) — The United States struck another small boat accused of carrying drugs in the waters off Venezuela, killing six people, President Donald Trump said on Tuesday.
US strikes another boat accused of carrying drugs in waters off Venezuela, killing 6, Trump says
WASHINGTON (AP) — The United States struck another small boat accused of carrying drugs in the waters off Venezuela, killing six people, President Donald Trump said on Tuesday.
www.winnipegfreepress.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dear Nobel committee 2026
The Inflatable Frog Costume Factory of Portland OR is hiring for 1st, 2nd and 3rd shifts.
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October 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The Inflatable Frog Costume Factory of Portland OR is hiring for 1st, 2nd and 3rd shifts.
The real cause of autism is worms in the brain. RFK Jr is a part of the master plan of highly intelligent worms covering their tracks.
October 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The real cause of autism is worms in the brain. RFK Jr is a part of the master plan of highly intelligent worms covering their tracks.
When history studies the fall of our civilization they will trace it back to Oprah hyping The Secret.
From that day on stupid people everywhere manifested their thoughts and dreams on us all. Saying and thinking was considered action and equal to proof.
From that day on stupid people everywhere manifested their thoughts and dreams on us all. Saying and thinking was considered action and equal to proof.
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
When history studies the fall of our civilization they will trace it back to Oprah hyping The Secret.
From that day on stupid people everywhere manifested their thoughts and dreams on us all. Saying and thinking was considered action and equal to proof.
From that day on stupid people everywhere manifested their thoughts and dreams on us all. Saying and thinking was considered action and equal to proof.
If you complain about cancel culture are you watching reruns of the Cosby Show?
October 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If you complain about cancel culture are you watching reruns of the Cosby Show?
These ICE commercials are asking our local police to quit and join ICE.
That sure seems to make us all less safe.
That sure seems to make us all less safe.
October 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
These ICE commercials are asking our local police to quit and join ICE.
That sure seems to make us all less safe.
That sure seems to make us all less safe.
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Hey Josh Allen
October 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hey Josh Allen
Hey Josh Allen
October 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hey Josh Allen
If you missed the AZ Cardinals performance today here is the highlights
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media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you missed the AZ Cardinals performance today here is the highlights
Cardinals, burn it all down. Fire everyone.
Rename the team the Phoenix and maybe the new team can not only burn
Rename the team the Phoenix and maybe the new team can not only burn
October 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Cardinals, burn it all down. Fire everyone.
Rename the team the Phoenix and maybe the new team can not only burn
Rename the team the Phoenix and maybe the new team can not only burn