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Ted Maul
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skimming stones across an ocean of piss
Liverpool Main Stand ST
Well I don't want to be a pedant, Politico, (I do) but that's a 40% increase in the threshold.

Furthermore, the 25% claim by the US is a guess.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
25% more than the number we first thought of
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
We have descended into an island of nasty little shites
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Same anticipation for tonight's game
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Was it *last week* she described thing that hadn't yet happened in the past tense? I honestly can't keep up.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Fully expect the far-right to just go away now
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
November 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Nothing has got under my skin and wound me up as much as this tweet from the father of the girl in question, firstly because it isn't true, and secondly because it shows blatant disregard for his own daughter's welfare while going after twitter clout.
October 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Matt I'm not sure threatening to leave when the vast majority of people in this country would drive you to the fucking airport themselves, is the correct strategy.
October 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
😂
October 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
One of my pet hates is perfunctory albums getting 10th/20th anniversary releases, but this absolutely deserves it's 50th Anniversary re-release. Still incredibly fresh.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Matthew Syed is a weirdo and now he's got a badge to make it official
September 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
What message is that, fella?
September 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
We Party
September 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
September 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
September 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
August 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
On target, a month to go.
August 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I too go fishing in corporate casual
August 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This is so good, Neil.
August 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
@tomwitherow.bsky.social really hope the sub-eds got hold of it and mangled this mate because, well, fucking hell.
July 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Hahhahahaa
July 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I do not, in fact, think the general public suddenly became enthusiast racists on the basis of Order 66.
July 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Very excited to find out where exactly on my £800 monitor these thunder flies will die, later today.
July 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Literally every time England face losing a game. Do better, journalists.
July 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM