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nicoffee.bsky.social
(29-30/30 🧵)
Sierra: gh-ghnn?! l-linsi?! Linsi: buhhh- hours later... Linsi: ...why did he have to bite?! Sierra: ...some mermen do that as a sign of affection... means he liked you, congrats. Linsi: ...how do you know this? Sierra: ...can you just go ask Devanna for a contraceptive pill already?! Linsi: i...can't really move right now. Sierra: well i can't either!
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(25-28/30 🧵)
Sierra: maybe you were right, Linsi. You having fun, still? Linsi: mnnhhh! linsi hired x 3 full body client: merman entourage Offscreen Merman: think you may have hired her for too long, my prince. Merman Prince: hm? oh, nonsense, i got plans for this one after we're done here. Sierra: mnhmm~ you're getting better at this, linsi! Linsi: nnnhnghmm~! Sierra: a-almost there, Lin! nnmmf...w-why are you mumbling so much down there? Linsi: nmmngnhh!! nnnhnnn!! nnnhhnn!
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(21-24/30 🧵)
Sierra hired head client: Orc tribe (again) Linsi: so, enjoying yourself yet? ...hello? Sierra: you guys AGAIN?! I-I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING! Linsi: oh woah, am i doing that much of a good job? ...you know, you could at least say something. ...Oh. Sierra hire extension head client: + centaur prince Linsi: Woah?!
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(17-20/30 🧵)
Linsi hired vaginal client: merman prince sierra hired vaginal client: merman prince Merman prince: A mother and daughter combo? Now that's a deal if I've ever seen one. Linsi: w-woah, i think this guy's bigger than the centaurs... Sierra: w-why are you having so much fun with all this?! Linsi: well, you should try it! Linsi: ...i have an idea! Sierra: Mnnh?! Linsi: mmnhmmm~~ Sierra: mhnnh!
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(13-16/30 🧵)
No dialog for me to transcribe, yiipeee! NO DIALOG AGAIN, YIIPEEEE Linsi: s-see...n-no... pr-problem at all... Sierra: ...it's not a competition. hours later... Linsi: wow, your boobs sure got popular... think devanna will let us keep these? Sierra: ...for my sake, i hope not. all things considered, i guess it's a good thing people are just ordering those instead of the other options.
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(9-12/30 🧵)
Linsi: oh wow! they're pretty big! are they bigger or smaller than me, ma? Sierra: sh-shut up...! Linsi: smaller, then. linsi hired anal Client: prince's bodyguard Linsi: ...ah, shit. Sierra: g-guess you're ab-about to *nghn* f-find out... Linsi: *hnngh* o-okay, yeah, sm-smaller! n-no problem...at all! Sierra: hmmph~he's...cumming so much... Linsi: How you holding up over ther-? ...oh.
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(5-8/30 🧵)
Linsi: hah...okay...okay! i think they're done. Sierra: mnnnff- Orc: Alright boys, wrap it up! Hour's almost over! Linsi: wow...i'm *actually* drained, that's impressive. ...phew! what about you, ma? you holding up alright-? Linsi: w-woah. Sierra: h-hahhh..f-fuuck... i-i'm c-cumming from...from my tits... hah, it feels so heavy and warm~ l-linsi! st-stop staring! help me find a way to cover this up! Linsi: so are you sure those'll last until tomorrow? Sierra: i don't *know*, linsi, that's what the guy who made these said. ...can you stop staring at them?! Linsi: sorry sorry! i'm just really curious, that's all! ...also want to try them but those succubi really drained all my magic outta me. Sierra: d-don't just tell me that! Sierra hired anal Client: tribal centaur prince Linsi: ...oh, did you get hired again already?! Sierra: sh-shut up. Linsi: ...you're leaking, you know.
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(13-14/14 🧵)
Utena: I-it's so w-warm...W-why does it feel so good? Leopard: Take it all! Take. it. all...! About an hour later... Utena: More! More! Don't stop! I'm your mate now! Leopard: U-Utena? Utena: I'll do whatever you want! We can go to hotels every day! Just don't stop putting babies in me! Leopard: I wanted to wear the white kimono...
October 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(9-12/14 🧵)
Leopard: I-inside Baiser-chan! I can't even describe how good it feels! Please! Let me loose! I need to put it all inside you! Utena: G-give me a minute Kiwi...This is... nothing like my fingers or Azul's tongue. Leopard: Awww... Don't bring up that frosty bitch. I'm not even moving and I'm making you feel better than she ever did, right? Utena: Y-yeah. No contest. Utena: T-that's a lot bigger than I expected... Leopard: Baiser-chan~! Baiser-chan~! Your insides feels so good around me! Utena: I'm going to start moving now, Leoparde. Warn me if you're going to cum again. Utena: H-how are you feeling? Enjoying yourself as you r-ruin my body? Leopard: You're so tight! It's like you're giving my entire cock a deep-tissue massage. Utena: G-glad my massage skills are applicable to sex. H-hey, be a little more gentle with your thrusts, Kiwi. It felt like you were trying to pry open my womb that time. Utena: I'm sorry, Kiwi, this is just too much. Give me a moment to pull off and— Eh? I'm stuck? Leopard: Baiser-chaaan~ I'm close! Utena: W-wait, you were supposed to warn me before this!
October 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(5-8/14 🧵)
Leopard: B-Baiser-sama...Something's coming— Baiser: Now, now, Leo-chan. We can't have you blowing your top so soon. After all, we still have so much more to— Is this milk? Leopard: I-it was supposed to be a surprise... Baiser: I'm sure you won't mind if I took a taste, then? Leopard: Slow down! My whole body's heating up, i-it's getting hard to think! Leopard: Release! Finally! Baiser-chan! Let me out! Let me out! Let me show you what I can do with this! Utena (Thinking): The flavor changed...Hm? She transformed? Why did her cock get so big? Should I call this off? Leopard: Baiser-chaaan~! Take the shackles off, you promised! Utena: And why should I do that? If I set you free you'll pin me down and rut me full of your kittens. Leopard: At least stop rubbing your pussy against my cock. You're driving me crazy! Utena: I suppose I can take mercy on you.
October 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(5-8/8 🧵)
Past Melly: Mmnnnff...Fuck, I neded that... Hmm, this thing's still shut, though. Past Kaoru: Maybe we just need some extra "oomph". I got an idea! Gimme space, Melly. Past Melly: ...Eh? Is that the poison from last time?! Past Kaoru: It's fine! I made a diluted version. Melly: Th-The box! K-Kaoru, we never checked it for traps! Kaoru: Ah-hah~ F-fuck... Y-You sure...? Melly: This is bad...If that's what it is, then after this you- Curse of Karma [Curse] [Temporal] [trap] [hidden] "What goes around comes around..." Effect: - whoever attempted to open the lock then receives whatever copied sensations and effects of whatever they did to the lock. Activated...! Past Kaoru: Hah~! Alright! Get ready to get bred! Past Melly: ...It's a box, Kaoru, I don't think you can get it pregnant. Kaoru: H-holy shit. Is t-this what I feel like?! Melly: D-Don't sound so happy about it! Sh-shit, the table... Kaoru: F-Fuck, it's punching my womb... Melly: K-Kaoru, focus! We need to get out of here before you cum- Kaoru: Hah~F-Fuck...I came so much... Melly: Hah...Haha...You...Sure did. We're definitely getting banned from this place too...W-well at least it's over, now. Kaoru: S-so uh...About that... Past Melly: Kaoru, enough! You got it open already! Past Kaoru: Still horny...And growing... Past Melly: Ugh, it's gonna take forever to clean up all this gold. Past Kaoru: H-Hey Melly, can I keep the box? Waiter: Gods damnit, you two! I said none of this shit while in here! You're paying for that table! ...And the cleaning! Hours later... Kaoru: Nnghh- Fuck...I said I'm sorry! How was I supposed to know it was cursed?! Melly: You told me you were- *Mnnffff* Going to SELL it! not keep it as a sex toy! F-Fuck...Did you ever stop?! Kaoru: I ah...I think I took a 30 minute break in about...Five or six more loads after this one...
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
Think they'll still be in the carriage for a bit, good thing they arrived early. (Pics 9-12/12)
January 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
Not sure how quiet they're actually bei- Oh, nevermind. (Pics 5-8/12)
January 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM