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nicoffee.bsky.social
(29-30/30 🧵)
Sierra: gh-ghnn?! l-linsi?! Linsi: buhhh- hours later... Linsi: ...why did he have to bite?! Sierra: ...some mermen do that as a sign of affection... means he liked you, congrats. Linsi: ...how do you know this? Sierra: ...can you just go ask Devanna for a contraceptive pill already?! Linsi: i...can't really move right now. Sierra: well i can't either!
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(25-28/30 🧵)
Sierra: maybe you were right, Linsi. You having fun, still? Linsi: mnnhhh! linsi hired x 3 full body client: merman entourage Offscreen Merman: think you may have hired her for too long, my prince. Merman Prince: hm? oh, nonsense, i got plans for this one after we're done here. Sierra: mnhmm~ you're getting better at this, linsi! Linsi: nnnhnghmm~! Sierra: a-almost there, Lin! nnmmf...w-why are you mumbling so much down there? Linsi: nmmngnhh!! nnnhnnn!! nnnhhnn!
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(21-24/30 🧵)
Sierra hired head client: Orc tribe (again) Linsi: so, enjoying yourself yet? ...hello? Sierra: you guys AGAIN?! I-I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING! Linsi: oh woah, am i doing that much of a good job? ...you know, you could at least say something. ...Oh. Sierra hire extension head client: + centaur prince Linsi: Woah?!
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(17-20/30 🧵)
Linsi hired vaginal client: merman prince sierra hired vaginal client: merman prince Merman prince: A mother and daughter combo? Now that's a deal if I've ever seen one. Linsi: w-woah, i think this guy's bigger than the centaurs... Sierra: w-why are you having so much fun with all this?! Linsi: well, you should try it! Linsi: ...i have an idea! Sierra: Mnnh?! Linsi: mmnhmmm~~ Sierra: mhnnh!
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(13-16/30 🧵)
No dialog for me to transcribe, yiipeee! NO DIALOG AGAIN, YIIPEEEE Linsi: s-see...n-no... pr-problem at all... Sierra: ...it's not a competition. hours later... Linsi: wow, your boobs sure got popular... think devanna will let us keep these? Sierra: ...for my sake, i hope not. all things considered, i guess it's a good thing people are just ordering those instead of the other options.
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(9-12/30 🧵)
Linsi: oh wow! they're pretty big! are they bigger or smaller than me, ma? Sierra: sh-shut up...! Linsi: smaller, then. linsi hired anal Client: prince's bodyguard Linsi: ...ah, shit. Sierra: g-guess you're ab-about to *nghn* f-find out... Linsi: *hnngh* o-okay, yeah, sm-smaller! n-no problem...at all! Sierra: hmmph~he's...cumming so much... Linsi: How you holding up over ther-? ...oh.
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(5-8/30 🧵)
Linsi: hah...okay...okay! i think they're done. Sierra: mnnnff- Orc: Alright boys, wrap it up! Hour's almost over! Linsi: wow...i'm *actually* drained, that's impressive. ...phew! what about you, ma? you holding up alright-? Linsi: w-woah. Sierra: h-hahhh..f-fuuck... i-i'm c-cumming from...from my tits... hah, it feels so heavy and warm~ l-linsi! st-stop staring! help me find a way to cover this up! Linsi: so are you sure those'll last until tomorrow? Sierra: i don't *know*, linsi, that's what the guy who made these said. ...can you stop staring at them?! Linsi: sorry sorry! i'm just really curious, that's all! ...also want to try them but those succubi really drained all my magic outta me. Sierra: d-don't just tell me that! Sierra hired anal Client: tribal centaur prince Linsi: ...oh, did you get hired again already?! Sierra: sh-shut up. Linsi: ...you're leaking, you know.
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
Making public this massive, 30 picture set for @dazorelle.bsky.social featuring Sierra and Linsi, doing what they need to get some money. Also you'll have to forgive me if I get a bit lazy with the alt text this time around.(1-4/30 🧵)
Linsi: Heya, check out The Velvet Veil! Sierra: Ugh, can't believe we're working for a brothel. Linsi: Oh come on, Ma, it's not all that bad. Not much we can do if no one's looking for adventurers around these parts. We got lucky Miss Devanna was looking for extra staff! and we got these cool outfits for it, too! Sierra Dazorelle On Portal Service Cost: 50 GP/Hour Available: Breasts, Vaginal, Anal, Head Linsi Dazorelle On Portal Service Cost: 50 GP/Hour Available: Cock, Vaginal, Anal, Full Body Sierra: ...Linsi...I thought you said we only had to do advertising! Linsi: I thought "Portal Service" meant like...Reception work? Sierra: ...Linsianna... Sierra Hired Breasts Client: Orc Tribe Linsi Hired Cock Client: Succubi Pack Linsi: h-hahh...f-fuck...c-cumming again... are succubi always this relentless?! Sierra: nnmgh...wh-what the hell are these orcs rubbing on me?! why does my chest feel so...heavy?! Orcs: Excellent work, Witch doctor. Your formula seems to be a big success. Succubus 1: Hey can I get a refill here? Succubus 2: Sure, this one's still got plenty. Linsi: hah-hahh..f-fuuck...i'm...i'm actually having t-trouble keeping up...? m-ma, how you holding up? Sierra: wh-wh-?! what is this sensation?! b-big...s-something big is... Orcs: So courteous of the madame to allow us to test this potion on her employees! Succubi: Alright girls, I think this one's almost out, last roll call!
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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madproject.bsky.social
#Sarcophagus of the #Spouses P25

new weekly page, as always made with the help of @greenleona.bsky.social

#madproject #starlust #original #comic #hentai #adult #nsfw #markus #leona
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(13-14/14 🧵)
Utena: I-it's so w-warm...W-why does it feel so good? Leopard: Take it all! Take. it. all...! About an hour later... Utena: More! More! Don't stop! I'm your mate now! Leopard: U-Utena? Utena: I'll do whatever you want! We can go to hotels every day! Just don't stop putting babies in me! Leopard: I wanted to wear the white kimono...
October 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(9-12/14 🧵)
Leopard: I-inside Baiser-chan! I can't even describe how good it feels! Please! Let me loose! I need to put it all inside you! Utena: G-give me a minute Kiwi...This is... nothing like my fingers or Azul's tongue. Leopard: Awww... Don't bring up that frosty bitch. I'm not even moving and I'm making you feel better than she ever did, right? Utena: Y-yeah. No contest. Utena: T-that's a lot bigger than I expected... Leopard: Baiser-chan~! Baiser-chan~! Your insides feels so good around me! Utena: I'm going to start moving now, Leoparde. Warn me if you're going to cum again. Utena: H-how are you feeling? Enjoying yourself as you r-ruin my body? Leopard: You're so tight! It's like you're giving my entire cock a deep-tissue massage. Utena: G-glad my massage skills are applicable to sex. H-hey, be a little more gentle with your thrusts, Kiwi. It felt like you were trying to pry open my womb that time. Utena: I'm sorry, Kiwi, this is just too much. Give me a moment to pull off and— Eh? I'm stuck? Leopard: Baiser-chaaan~ I'm close! Utena: W-wait, you were supposed to warn me before this!
October 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(5-8/14 🧵)
Leopard: B-Baiser-sama...Something's coming— Baiser: Now, now, Leo-chan. We can't have you blowing your top so soon. After all, we still have so much more to— Is this milk? Leopard: I-it was supposed to be a surprise... Baiser: I'm sure you won't mind if I took a taste, then? Leopard: Slow down! My whole body's heating up, i-it's getting hard to think! Leopard: Release! Finally! Baiser-chan! Let me out! Let me out! Let me show you what I can do with this! Utena (Thinking): The flavor changed...Hm? She transformed? Why did her cock get so big? Should I call this off? Leopard: Baiser-chaaan~! Take the shackles off, you promised! Utena: And why should I do that? If I set you free you'll pin me down and rut me full of your kittens. Leopard: At least stop rubbing your pussy against my cock. You're driving me crazy! Utena: I suppose I can take mercy on you.
October 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
Making public this comm for BirbSnowy featuring Utena and Leopard from Gushing Over Magical Girls doing some portal play. (1-4/14 🧵)
Leopard: Utena-chan... I know I said I was fine with anything, but I wasn't expecting something like this. Utena: We can try something more "normal" once we're done. We do need to come up with new tricks if we don't want to keep getting beaten by Tres Magia. Just tell me how you're feeling, I need to make sure I've done this right. Leopard: My limbs feel numb and my crotch feels...strange? It's heavier than normal but I'm not sure how else to describe it. This is temporary, right? Utena: Is the pressure alright? Everything I've read has said these things are easy to damage. Leopard: Good, I guess? It doesn't hurt, and I think I'm heating up a bit down there? Utena: I'm not doing this right, am I? Utena: Whatever. Vibrators stimulate sensitive bits, and cocks are supposed to be sensitive. Let's move on to something a bit more tried and true. Leopard: A-are you sure? I-I'm heating up a lot faster now, won't messing with other parts of me skew your data? Utena: Like I'd only play with one part of a captured magia? Every inch of her body needs to be appreciated. Leopard: M-my balls feel like they're getting heavier. my womb's th-throbbing in time with my heart. Utena: My, my. How dutiful you are, Leo-chan. Keeping up your commentary despite being beset with all my love.
October 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
(5-8/8 🧵)
Past Melly: Mmnnnff...Fuck, I neded that... Hmm, this thing's still shut, though. Past Kaoru: Maybe we just need some extra "oomph". I got an idea! Gimme space, Melly. Past Melly: ...Eh? Is that the poison from last time?! Past Kaoru: It's fine! I made a diluted version. Melly: Th-The box! K-Kaoru, we never checked it for traps! Kaoru: Ah-hah~ F-fuck... Y-You sure...? Melly: This is bad...If that's what it is, then after this you- Curse of Karma [Curse] [Temporal] [trap] [hidden] "What goes around comes around..." Effect: - whoever attempted to open the lock then receives whatever copied sensations and effects of whatever they did to the lock. Activated...! Past Kaoru: Hah~! Alright! Get ready to get bred! Past Melly: ...It's a box, Kaoru, I don't think you can get it pregnant. Kaoru: H-holy shit. Is t-this what I feel like?! Melly: D-Don't sound so happy about it! Sh-shit, the table... Kaoru: F-Fuck, it's punching my womb... Melly: K-Kaoru, focus! We need to get out of here before you cum- Kaoru: Hah~F-Fuck...I came so much... Melly: Hah...Haha...You...Sure did. We're definitely getting banned from this place too...W-well at least it's over, now. Kaoru: S-so uh...About that... Past Melly: Kaoru, enough! You got it open already! Past Kaoru: Still horny...And growing... Past Melly: Ugh, it's gonna take forever to clean up all this gold. Past Kaoru: H-Hey Melly, can I keep the box? Waiter: Gods damnit, you two! I said none of this shit while in here! You're paying for that table! ...And the cleaning! Hours later... Kaoru: Nnghh- Fuck...I said I'm sorry! How was I supposed to know it was cursed?! Melly: You told me you were- *Mnnffff* Going to SELL it! not keep it as a sex toy! F-Fuck...Did you ever stop?! Kaoru: I ah...I think I took a 30 minute break in about...Five or six more loads after this one...
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
Commission for @paaasted.bsky.social and Erelzen featuring their OCs Kaoru and Melly. What goes around, cums around. (1-4/8 🧵)
Kaoru: Aaaand score! Alright, finally! been a while since we got a big haul without any issues for once! Melly, help me figure out this "special lock". Melly: "...I think I already found it, Kaoru." Epic Treasure Chest Effect: - Spawns only at the end of the dungeon. - Contains randomized level 10 loot. - Contains mostly gold coins and treasure. - Has a special unlocking mechanism. - May be cursed/trapped Kaoru: Oh? Well, what's the- ...Huh. Is that...? Melly: Sure is. Kaoru: ...You think we're gonna have to...? Melly: Probably, yeah. Kaoru: Alright then, I think I still got some alter body spells left... 3 days later... Kaoru: So, how much of that money do we still have left? Melly: Oh, plenty, believe me. Turns out there was enough there to keep us rich for a good while! ...Even if it was a pain to clean up. Did you manage to find someone to buy the box, by the way? CURSE OF KARMA [Curse] [Temporal] [Trap] [Hidden] "What goes around comes around..." Effect: - ??? Applied 72 hours ago...Triggers in 00:48... Past Kaoru: Oh wow, Melly, check it out, it actually feels just like a real pussy! Past Melly: ...Oh huh, yeah it' even dripping... Hey, Kaoru, let me try it first! Kaoru: Mnnph- M-Melly, come on, we already had victory sex, yesterday. We nearly got kicked out of the last place we tried this in, we can go to an alleyway if you want- Melly: K-Kaoru, i-it's not me! I'm feeling it too! Past Melly: F-Fuuuck...You weren't kidding...It does feel just like the real thing. Past Kaoru: Getting close already? Think that'll open it? Kaoru: Mnf- O-okay...You can stop now... Melly: I told you *nghn* it's not me! Kaoru: Melly, I recognize how your dick feels! Melly: And I don't even have it right now! Last time I had it was when we-
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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cheekynuttybuns.bsky.social
Hmmm, Is this a buff or a nerf?
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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thefungusman.bsky.social
Melina (Elden Ring)
💍⚔️🤰

Commission for @TevinDaniels24
January 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
Think they'll still be in the carriage for a bit, good thing they arrived early. (Pics 9-12/12)
January 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
Not sure how quiet they're actually bei- Oh, nevermind. (Pics 5-8/12)
January 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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nicoffee.bsky.social
Sierra and Linsi were invited to Wateshmere by Camilla, whatever shall they do during that long trip? Really big set for @dazorelle.bsky.social featuring more of these two, always enjoying drawing them both. (Pics 1-4/12)
January 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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squealydealy.bsky.social
PUBLIC RELEASE - Midna has appeared in your house. What do you do as she taunts and flaunts at you? Hope she got her power under control at least.

Never animating that helmet again, good god.
January 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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windmill-g.bsky.social
She doesn't learn...
Tatsumaki anal correction - Part 1
December 19, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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fladdykin.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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coffeeslice.bsky.social
Big Mama Juska!
Commission for @justkindofhere.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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suirano.bsky.social
Plan backfired
December 3, 2024 at 5:48 PM