I think kids lose their sense of magic when the silica beads don't grow when you put them in water

The media reporting about Luigi playing Among Us is a very colorful filter on the idea of "Normal dude snapped and did what millions of Americans also want to do"

We shouldn’t accept that a CEO killer must get a national manhunt when cops don’t solve most murders at all. A migrant teenager was just murdered in NYC, cops just killed a guy here — the lives of these other people are worth just as much as that CEO.

Does anyone have a good starter pack of shitposts? I wanna laugh and disassociate