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Blechg
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a fish in a tank looking to the silvery surface of the glass and wondering what it is
Pinned
It's pronounced "blechg"
Spoiling myself by putting antibiotic ointment and bandaids on all three of the cuts and scrapes on my hands
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Do people just follow anyone and everyone? I’ve got 51 followers apparently. I feel like I would struggle to name 51 people I know personally in real life. It’s not like anything I’ve said here has gotten any traction, so what gives? Anyway guess I’m just venting at the internet now :/
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Taking a short vacation from sleeping to spend all night feeling unhopeful and dejected. Hopefully with this I’ll be recharged in no time and ready to get back to the important work of not being conscious.
October 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It's pronounced "blechg"
October 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Watched @mattcolville.bsky.social's Community video. It's got me thinking thoughts and feeling things about my own aspirations as a "creator". In the face of the world, will I ever do anything more than survive?
October 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Headed out to a #NoKings protest today? Know your rights before you go and share with your friends and family attending!
October 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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This is genuinely some bullshit on bsky's part. A reaction meme of charlie kirk gets a Black person a permanent suspension, but people who actively doxx and spread hate against marginalized people not only get to stay, but het followed by mods?

We see you, bsky, and it's pretty fucking disgusting.
Unfortunate update: Link reached out to BlueSky and got email back now on reason.

His appeal is denied. He will remain permanently banned on BlueSky’s side.

Here are the screenshots he just sent me as of 8:22 AM EST(my time)
October 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Oh hey, I feel uneasy looking at my reflection in a mirror. Wonder what that is…
August 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Realizing that maybe my desire to live alone in the woods is actually me feeling like there’s no way for me to safely exist in the society I know while being who I want to be. Wow isn’t that so neat.
August 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
What’s with this nauseating ache in my stomach? I’ve already put food in the oven as a burnt offering to the gods. Do they want me to eat it too? Why are the gods so needy these days?
August 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I think, on some level, my sitting on my phone doomscrolling is a needlessly desperate attempt to somehow recapture the feeling of being a child reading a story in bed. The thing is, I can still do that. I think at least in part I reach for my phone instead because it feels more productive somehow.
August 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Introducing the Ford Fortress. Many road lanes are 11 ft wide. That's why our newest truck is 12 ft wide and 11 ft tall! Finally, a motor vehicle to truly convey the size of your cock. And patented headlight technology includes AI-controlled laser pointers to more effectively blind oncoming traffic!
July 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just spent an hour zoning out on this app instead of A) sleeping, or B) making a lil guy in Blender. I’m sorry y’all but this app has the same doomscrolling issue as the rest of ‘em. Maybe I’ll finally commit to using an RSS feed to curate how much stuff gets firehosed at my face.
July 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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We really should’ve gone with a base 12 number system.
June 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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we can no longer hope for a dance dance election to save us. we need a dance dance revolution
April 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Wish I'd had this a decade ago, but very glad it's a thing now! This will be an invaluable resource to people like me who otherwise will receive little to no education on the subject, and hopefully this helps to destigmatize talking about the subject.
After years and years of thinking about it, the Crash Course team is finally taking on Sex Ed!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkSI...
What is sex?: Sex Ed #1
YouTube video by CrashCourse
www.youtube.com
April 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I like the energy of everyone saying “Don’t pay your federal taxes this year! No taxation without representation!”
But let’s be real here- a lot of us already have. If you’d expect a tax refund, it’s because they’ve already got your money, right?
February 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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A Crossword Puzzle xkcd.com/2957
July 10, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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The reason companies want to put AI in everything even though we actively hate it, is the same reason they were all in on Bitcoin, and crypto, and NFTs, and quantum computing.

It's because these companies can no longer make the line go up selling us products. They've maxed out on that.
January 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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This gave me the chuckle I needed today.
January 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Crimbus
December 24, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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Who is excited to learn Roman numerals together?
I, for one
December 8, 2024 at 5:24 AM
No you don’t understand. Society cannot be called just until I have my own house because then I could jump around and pretend to be a frog without my downstairs neighbor getting upset at me.
December 7, 2024 at 5:21 PM