Herbo Lyfe
@blatantly-moe.bsky.social
32 | Progressive | Alternative | Queer
Love drag, musicals, art, horror, silly stuff, and my dog.
No phobes allowed.
Please add me if you are a cool person.
Love drag, musicals, art, horror, silly stuff, and my dog.
No phobes allowed.
Please add me if you are a cool person.
A poem:
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
A poem:
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
It's true, yall. I'm an mostly offline baddie. 💋💅💁🏻♀️
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It's true, yall. I'm an mostly offline baddie. 💋💅💁🏻♀️
I want to crush this baby lovingly. Aaaaaaaaaa!
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I want to crush this baby lovingly. Aaaaaaaaaa!
#Mavfest2025 was a ton of fun. I played some board games. I met some new people. I charmed a townie with my rendition of Honkytonk Badonkadonk. I walked all over Ocean City's boardwalk. The only thing regret is lack of photos i took. Hope to return next year!
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
#Mavfest2025 was a ton of fun. I played some board games. I met some new people. I charmed a townie with my rendition of Honkytonk Badonkadonk. I walked all over Ocean City's boardwalk. The only thing regret is lack of photos i took. Hope to return next year!
Its been too long!!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Its been too long!!!
"We don't /have/ to go back home. We can live at da beach forever."
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"We don't /have/ to go back home. We can live at da beach forever."
🪦Labubu Pumpkin🪦
10-23-25 to 10-30-25
She never saw her first Halloween 😭. RIP.
10-23-25 to 10-30-25
She never saw her first Halloween 😭. RIP.
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
🪦Labubu Pumpkin🪦
10-23-25 to 10-30-25
She never saw her first Halloween 😭. RIP.
10-23-25 to 10-30-25
She never saw her first Halloween 😭. RIP.
Mr. B says he needs warmer weather. He was quietly crying and shivering when we called him over.
It's gonna be sweaters and jackets time for him. We might even need to tuck him in at night. Might even need to get him long johns!
It's gonna be sweaters and jackets time for him. We might even need to tuck him in at night. Might even need to get him long johns!
October 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Mr. B says he needs warmer weather. He was quietly crying and shivering when we called him over.
It's gonna be sweaters and jackets time for him. We might even need to tuck him in at night. Might even need to get him long johns!
It's gonna be sweaters and jackets time for him. We might even need to tuck him in at night. Might even need to get him long johns!
We made pumpkins. Idk if mine (labubu) is going to last. I can't believe how good these turned out and can't believe I finished it last night.
October 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
We made pumpkins. Idk if mine (labubu) is going to last. I can't believe how good these turned out and can't believe I finished it last night.
A snoozy cozy upstanding citizen.
October 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A snoozy cozy upstanding citizen.
I've gotten over 3/4 of my steps in today! It's only 10:40!
September 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I've gotten over 3/4 of my steps in today! It's only 10:40!
A rant I wrote during one very frustrating day of work...
September 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
A rant I wrote during one very frustrating day of work...
I don't think my dog likes the mermaid skeleton.
August 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I don't think my dog likes the mermaid skeleton.
What is this, a battery indicator for ants?
July 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
What is this, a battery indicator for ants?
The girl: The man she's
crying about:
crying about:
July 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The girl: The man she's
crying about:
crying about:
If my son is having a rough day, what chance do I have?
July 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If my son is having a rough day, what chance do I have?
My spouse needed to do skin care with me the other day. But he did not. So I did skin care for him.
June 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My spouse needed to do skin care with me the other day. But he did not. So I did skin care for him.
Being reminded while unpacking boxes that there was a manic period where I was asking friends to give me their hair for magic purposes and they obliged.
I have to get rid of them but I did feel the love and foolish trust of friends these bags of hair represent.
I have to get rid of them but I did feel the love and foolish trust of friends these bags of hair represent.
June 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Being reminded while unpacking boxes that there was a manic period where I was asking friends to give me their hair for magic purposes and they obliged.
I have to get rid of them but I did feel the love and foolish trust of friends these bags of hair represent.
I have to get rid of them but I did feel the love and foolish trust of friends these bags of hair represent.
Never forget the day I stopped playing with Snapchat filters.
May 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Never forget the day I stopped playing with Snapchat filters.
I made life!!! It lives!!!! I GREW THYME FROM A SEED!
May 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I made life!!! It lives!!!! I GREW THYME FROM A SEED!
Gotta think of my next nail color. I've done black, green, purple, white with red tips. What would the new color be?
May 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Gotta think of my next nail color. I've done black, green, purple, white with red tips. What would the new color be?
I only fuck with Big Cup Energy. Do you?
April 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I only fuck with Big Cup Energy. Do you?