Herbo Lyfe
@blatantly-moe.bsky.social
32 | Progressive | Alternative | Queer
Love drag, musicals, art, horror, silly stuff, and my dog.
No phobes allowed.
Please add me if you are a cool person.
Love drag, musicals, art, horror, silly stuff, and my dog.
No phobes allowed.
Please add me if you are a cool person.
A poem:
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
A poem:
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
It's true, yall. I'm an mostly offline baddie. 💋💅💁🏻♀️
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It's true, yall. I'm an mostly offline baddie. 💋💅💁🏻♀️
Men make me so fucking angry. I can't believe the bullshit they get away with. It makes me soooooo angry.
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Men make me so fucking angry. I can't believe the bullshit they get away with. It makes me soooooo angry.
The cringe i feel when the it guy remotes into my computer and messages me a question and then I start typing and editing my response KNOWING HE CAN SEE MY THOUGHT PROCESS AS I'M TYPING!
ihateitihateitihateit
ihateitihateitihateit
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The cringe i feel when the it guy remotes into my computer and messages me a question and then I start typing and editing my response KNOWING HE CAN SEE MY THOUGHT PROCESS AS I'M TYPING!
ihateitihateitihateit
ihateitihateitihateit
I think the funniest thing about me is that I can cook but I don't do it because it takes me hours no matter what I am making. Will you eat at midnight if im making dinner? Yes. Will the kitchen be practically spotless and very little cleaning will need to be done afterwards? Also yes.
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I think the funniest thing about me is that I can cook but I don't do it because it takes me hours no matter what I am making. Will you eat at midnight if im making dinner? Yes. Will the kitchen be practically spotless and very little cleaning will need to be done afterwards? Also yes.
I have objection permanence for most things except the ability to invite friends over to my place.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have objection permanence for most things except the ability to invite friends over to my place.
I hope to have the confidence of someone who says they don't do a good job of something by just saying it is bad.
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I hope to have the confidence of someone who says they don't do a good job of something by just saying it is bad.
I got peed on by a dog i knew in our neighborhood. I was so shocked it happened that I just turned away to walk back home. I forgot to say by but his owner just grabbed my arm and apologized. What's a little pee between neighbors?
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I got peed on by a dog i knew in our neighborhood. I was so shocked it happened that I just turned away to walk back home. I forgot to say by but his owner just grabbed my arm and apologized. What's a little pee between neighbors?
I want to crush this baby lovingly. Aaaaaaaaaa!
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I want to crush this baby lovingly. Aaaaaaaaaa!
Reposted by Herbo Lyfe
Alastor when Vox asks him anything:
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Alastor when Vox asks him anything:
I hate when a gif has a secret message at the bottom that I didn't see in the preview. It makes me feel old and easy to fool!
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I hate when a gif has a secret message at the bottom that I didn't see in the preview. It makes me feel old and easy to fool!
Hoping to have a very chill day before going to work tomorrow.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hoping to have a very chill day before going to work tomorrow.
#Mavfest2025 was a ton of fun. I played some board games. I met some new people. I charmed a townie with my rendition of Honkytonk Badonkadonk. I walked all over Ocean City's boardwalk. The only thing regret is lack of photos i took. Hope to return next year!
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
#Mavfest2025 was a ton of fun. I played some board games. I met some new people. I charmed a townie with my rendition of Honkytonk Badonkadonk. I walked all over Ocean City's boardwalk. The only thing regret is lack of photos i took. Hope to return next year!
Its been too long!!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Its been too long!!!
I think it's conditioning but I really want icecream.
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I think it's conditioning but I really want icecream.
"We don't /have/ to go back home. We can live at da beach forever."
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"We don't /have/ to go back home. We can live at da beach forever."
IM NOT CRYING. YOU'RE CRYING 😭
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
IM NOT CRYING. YOU'RE CRYING 😭
Aaaaaaaaaa
10 days until new video
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Aaaaaaaaaa
This is the worst thing I ever wrote and I wrote a simba×kuvo fan fiction
Today is woke up late despite going to bed early. This is an injustice world.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This is the worst thing I ever wrote and I wrote a simba×kuvo fan fiction
Reposted by Herbo Lyfe
Today is woke up late despite going to bed early. This is an injustice world.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Today is woke up late despite going to bed early. This is an injustice world.
Today is woke up late despite going to bed early. This is an injustice world.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Today is woke up late despite going to bed early. This is an injustice world.
I wanna make buffalo chicken dip so bad. Idk what in me is craving it so hard but I want bcd. Its so weird!
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I wanna make buffalo chicken dip so bad. Idk what in me is craving it so hard but I want bcd. Its so weird!
Shout out to Drunk Moe for hiding her credit card in a pack of gum. Was she hiding it from herself or others? Who knows, but she sure did yhe assignment. I could not find it until I went for a piece of gum smthis morning
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Shout out to Drunk Moe for hiding her credit card in a pack of gum. Was she hiding it from herself or others? Who knows, but she sure did yhe assignment. I could not find it until I went for a piece of gum smthis morning