Bread Boy
blargler.bsky.social
Bread Boy
@blargler.bsky.social
Jack Frost roasting on an open fire, chestnuts nipping at your nose
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You gotta assume the bathroom in that Mos Eisley cantina was crazy
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Happy Hannukah
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Times New Roman, extra serif please.
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Dave's killer bees
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Went a lifetime wondering what this shit was and today I find out it's a mirrored timelapse of seeds germinating
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Making a playlist of all the hold music songs ive heard over the phone
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Bad Won't Fishing
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Honoring the veterans and their service by going to the office and doing the same old shit, but today there's an email that says "thank you troops" in the subject. Much better than getting a day off.
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Of course we all want to uncap the House. Cold take

But are you a Bad Enough Dude (gender-neutral) to uncap it according to the original formulation, resulting in a House with approximately 11,000 members?
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Baseball
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Stomach growling like the intro synth in tom sawyer today.
April 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A guy like Trump can't even keep a straight face anymore because stroke
September 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
So what are we thinking, CIA false flag, crisis actors, inside job, hologram?
September 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I feel like saying there's no place for political violence in this country is very un-American. Its our proud tradition
September 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You can't even merge in this country anymore because WOKE
August 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The woke has breached the perimeter, I repeat, woke has entered the building
August 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Suckin' chodes again,
I just can't wait to such a chode again,
The life I love is suckin' chodes with my friends,
I can't wait to suck a chode again,
August 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Calvin Coolidge doing donuts in the basement with his Cadillac, smoking wine flavored wood tipped black and milds.
August 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Hey man, I understand we're all worked up here and you said some stuff you didn't mean, but look, here's the thing
August 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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This is in the replies and it demonstrates a real issue which is if you find profundity from an AI, you’re responding to something profound a human being wrote that was vacuumed up and what ends up happening is you thank AI and not only don’t thank the person, you have no idea they were involved
August 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Friend showing off his yo-yo: this one's called walking the dog
Me: That's not a dog
August 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We will respond to this email at a time and place of our choosing.
August 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM