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cash out or crash out
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car
November 15, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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Why don't you take a long walk down a never-ending pier and find along this beautiful pier all the things you hoped for in life
February 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
my most gamer coded trait is that when whatever im welding at work isnt cooperating and its pissing me off, i have to stop myself from saying "This game Fucking Sucks"
November 22, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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November 4, 2024 at 9:45 AM
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hes in golf ball heaven
October 29, 2024 at 5:02 AM
shonencoded bc i always wear the heavier of my 2 boots to make myself stronger
October 29, 2024 at 11:11 AM
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if you are an interior designer and your first thought when designing a residential space is "this should have cool white lights" you are the devil and your ass is not seeing the pearly gates
October 26, 2024 at 3:36 PM
i should watch more tokusatsu
October 25, 2024 at 3:08 PM
i need it to be sloppy sunday PRONTO‼️‼️‼️💯💯
October 24, 2024 at 12:21 PM
they should make soda thats good for you. full of enamel and calcium.
October 23, 2024 at 1:14 PM
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this what them yellow alians listen to. those little yellow aliens on Little Yellow Alien Planet listen to this
October 23, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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I heard they’re releasing a new font
October 22, 2024 at 2:39 PM
its important that you always have a target. not a goal, a target. always have something/someone that you need to fucking Get. Hunt & Stalk. Ambush!!!
October 22, 2024 at 4:06 PM
chillin till theres moves to be made call me motion activated
October 22, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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Anyone else here like to snap their bones in half when they're bored #bonetwt
October 21, 2024 at 7:48 AM
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AN ARCHETYPE.... I MUST FIT INTO AN ARCHETYPE....
October 21, 2024 at 10:43 AM
canes drive thru blasting shitty music at me so that the chicken may taste sweeter after the trials and tribulations
October 21, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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We report as our expert is taking notes: it smells like smoke outside, and we do have to wonder whether it could be the sun burning out. Our expert reminds us about chimneys. The sunset light moves on, bronze turning to ashes. The sun is always busy elsewhere.
October 16, 2024 at 11:33 PM
akuma burger with sauce sui no hado and meatssatsu
October 20, 2024 at 10:15 PM
call me a band saw the way im cuttin this bread
October 20, 2024 at 5:38 PM