michael
michael
@blankfret.bsky.social
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Tfw you’re playing mario kart and all you can think about are the food levels and costumes…ugh I’m such a fatty!!🤣
December 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
any BUG HUNTER born after 1983 can’t cook… all they know is SNIPE , charge they ENERGY CUBES, HOP, be INVERT , eat DRAGONFLOOSH & LOB
December 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Streets are saying switch 2 might raise price next year because of scarce RAM being used for ai…such a terrible spot for myself as a consumer rn, I want to get this thing eventually but the value proposition is not good enough yet imo!! I feel like I’m being threatened to make a foolish purchase
December 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Meg…hefty hefty hefty! wimpy wimpy wimpy!
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Was America stat padding when they joined world war 1
December 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Why did I lowkey recreate the meme
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The game awards are tonight…we don’t care😂😂😂😂😂I hope blue prince wins everything
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Slowly coming to terms with the fact that removing skinny fat requires e*ting br*akfast
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The one silver lining about having a lot of acne is that my body produces several beautiful yellow crystals
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
the way this situation has transpired is nothing short of mind boggling
Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I gave the pope rosalia
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This kiki is marvelous!!!
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This Metroid prime 4 news about an annoying quipping sidekick is disappointing but mostly emblematic of Nintendo’s desire to insert “marketable sidekick” in nearly every single one of their properties as of late. I wouldn’t be surprised if his existence was from an order on high
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Watching the episode of Abbott elementary with Mikey day is like watching the uncle grandpa episode of Steven universe
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Understood the assignment
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Dispatch has the most hazbin hotel ass writing I’ve ever seen but ppl are giving it a pass because the animation is for gooners
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just felt the whimsy and joy of playing an online game in vc with people I barely know
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
No fucking way lmfaooooo it just got delayed again

This legit feels like the games industry specific version of Trump continuously delaying tariffs earlier this year
GTA 6 is creating a bubble in the games industry and rockstar is firing union employees now, I honestly wish this game just never existed
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
GTA 6 is creating a bubble in the games industry and rockstar is firing union employees now, I honestly wish this game just never existed
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Is there a name for dead internet theory but for tv ratings because dancing with the stars’ ratings cannot be from human viewers
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I think the FBI would be justified in raiding MKTO’s home regardless of the lyrical content of their song “Classic” but the fact that they said “I wanna do you like Michael”…??? And this was 20 yrs after the abuse allegations first formed like the FBI needed to break your doors down expeditiously
October 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Reposted by michael
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October 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
ultimate reading comprehension quiz is asking someone what they think of vaan in final fantasy 12
October 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I was reading a BBC article about the French government and it’s actually crazy how poor the journalistic standards of the BBC are. If I wrote the way these journalists are permitted to write in my college newspaper I would’ve gotten flamed for it
October 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I got a notification that Reddit is closing their NFT storefront (lol) and somehow I wandered on to Bored Ape Yacht Club’s Apefest 2025 event in Las Vegas and it is fascinating
October 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM