Can we pay the McDonald's workers enough that they can put more effort into not giving me all 3 of my burgers pickles stacked on fucking top of eachother

I've been reading Dracula and I can't help but think of Renfield as I watch my cat eat spiders in my basement

Finishing veilguard a few weeks ago was very fun. however ever since I have been filled with the sadness of being done with it

(Monkey's paw curls and it can't think of a creative way to make my wish backfire so I just explode)

[microphone guy whispering to camera guy as they film episode one of my survival show] seems kinda early to be drinking piss

Kiddos bio dad got him a stink bomb kit for Christmas and sent him home with it. Guess what's going back to bio dad's house immediately

incapable of just doodling something and leaving a white background (also incapable of leaving elven twinks alone)

#dragonage

I stopped posting on twitter years ago because it became a nightmare, don't know why this took me so long