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Woke.
Look, I know I'm mean about AI but I really want 3D printed chicken wings to fry and all you're giving me in the future is hallucinations and layoffs.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Happy retail therapy weekend!
(Thanksgiving-Cybermonday)
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
It turns out, the abusive significant other in song is capitalism.
a woman in a pink dress is singing a song and says bang , bang .
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November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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What a weird society we were.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Man who voted for face being eaten off asks for understanding in these face eating times.
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I've never watched the sequels to the first Matrix movie.

You have the right to not watch the Toy Story movies.
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I changed my profile icon.
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm enjoying the Lego City cartoons. It's how I imagine things happening while playing.
a lego police officer is flying through the air on a jet .
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November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.

2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Make video game companies poor again till they regain their dignity and show you some respect.

You give them a billion dollars, they give you less AI slop.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The good news is that corporations are crushing it. Doing very well.

The bad news is that giving you that money means less money for them.
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The pharma commercials be like: for better health, take a pill that causes diarrhea. Please ask your doctor for it.

*This post is not medical advice.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are making a "very dark" Miss Piggy movie for some reason
A new Muppet movie? About Miss Piggy? From Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone? We're intrigued
Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are making a "very dark" Miss Piggy movie for some reason
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November 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I was at the library and a homeless guy coughed. I looked over and was surprised because he covered his mouth. I haven't seen a person with a home do that in a long time.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
KFC is facing competition from better tasting alternatives. KFC will start enticing you with more options and no improvements.
November 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
For Halloween, carry some Tylenol. It's good for scaring off Republicans.
October 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
With the stolen Louvre jewels being worth a measly $102 million and the high risk involved, I suspect this was done to charm someone's potential lover as oppose to anyone trying to get rich.
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Society progressing from using citation to believing the output of a super computer provides interesting opportunities.

I suspect future humans paying for a subscription to compete in who gets to write the best emails.

In the end, neither the humans or the machine will be none the wiser.
October 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Canceled Amazon Prime.
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Nothing says Happy Holidays like lay offs so they can maximize profits.
October 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
It's raining. Someone send me an emotional support banh mi.
a woman is eating a sandwich next to a cup of colombia
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October 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
What's for the holiday season? Layoffs. Hard choices had to be made so that you the consumer can watch the shareholders get that profit margin.
October 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It's not just Microsoft. This is the system we're supporting.
October 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM