Blane
@blaneisblane.bsky.social
28. AuDHD. trans.
definitely that weird kid.
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definitely that weird kid.
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it's honestly so fucked that rawhide bones and puddle jumpers are still so popular and not widely known as death traps.
"well, I always supervise"
one splinter coming off the raw hide is enough to kill any dog, one bob under the water is all it takes to dry drown.
supervision doesn't matter.
"well, I always supervise"
one splinter coming off the raw hide is enough to kill any dog, one bob under the water is all it takes to dry drown.
supervision doesn't matter.
May 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
it's honestly so fucked that rawhide bones and puddle jumpers are still so popular and not widely known as death traps.
"well, I always supervise"
one splinter coming off the raw hide is enough to kill any dog, one bob under the water is all it takes to dry drown.
supervision doesn't matter.
"well, I always supervise"
one splinter coming off the raw hide is enough to kill any dog, one bob under the water is all it takes to dry drown.
supervision doesn't matter.
one of the most frustrating things about existing in the world today is just how many disgusting people there are.
people who say nasty, degrading things about queer ppl, and you know there's nothing you can say that'll make them realize how fucking awful they are.
it's like they're 10. 🤢
people who say nasty, degrading things about queer ppl, and you know there's nothing you can say that'll make them realize how fucking awful they are.
it's like they're 10. 🤢
March 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
one of the most frustrating things about existing in the world today is just how many disgusting people there are.
people who say nasty, degrading things about queer ppl, and you know there's nothing you can say that'll make them realize how fucking awful they are.
it's like they're 10. 🤢
people who say nasty, degrading things about queer ppl, and you know there's nothing you can say that'll make them realize how fucking awful they are.
it's like they're 10. 🤢
man, people will absolutely foam at the mouth about how they've "absolutely" known of a school putting litterboxes for students.
y'all, they aren't fucking doing that. in any capacity.
no, not even that "one article were they REALLY were!"
you're just gullible as fuck.
y'all, they aren't fucking doing that. in any capacity.
no, not even that "one article were they REALLY were!"
you're just gullible as fuck.
March 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
man, people will absolutely foam at the mouth about how they've "absolutely" known of a school putting litterboxes for students.
y'all, they aren't fucking doing that. in any capacity.
no, not even that "one article were they REALLY were!"
you're just gullible as fuck.
y'all, they aren't fucking doing that. in any capacity.
no, not even that "one article were they REALLY were!"
you're just gullible as fuck.
I need this. This would heal me a little bit right now probably.
My first (and for a while only) exposure to Darude: Sandstorm was at Six Flags Great America where during Fright Fest they would take the enclosed teacup ride, black it out, fill it with fog and lights and stuff, then blast the music as you spun yourself to death and it was beautiful.
March 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I need this. This would heal me a little bit right now probably.
the house flooded again.
I had a bitch fit.
Fuck allllll of this. 😭
I had a bitch fit.
Fuck allllll of this. 😭
March 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
the house flooded again.
I had a bitch fit.
Fuck allllll of this. 😭
I had a bitch fit.
Fuck allllll of this. 😭
Y'all I stg if my house flooded again from these south eastern storms last night
I might actually have a bitch fit.
I might actually have a bitch fit.
March 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Y'all I stg if my house flooded again from these south eastern storms last night
I might actually have a bitch fit.
I might actually have a bitch fit.
for like the last month the song
"losing my religion" has been following me.
every time I go to a particular gas station in town, it's playing. out of all the rock music they play, it's always on that.
just hopped in the car, partner turns on the radio. what's playing?
losing my religion.😵💫
"losing my religion" has been following me.
every time I go to a particular gas station in town, it's playing. out of all the rock music they play, it's always on that.
just hopped in the car, partner turns on the radio. what's playing?
losing my religion.😵💫
March 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
for like the last month the song
"losing my religion" has been following me.
every time I go to a particular gas station in town, it's playing. out of all the rock music they play, it's always on that.
just hopped in the car, partner turns on the radio. what's playing?
losing my religion.😵💫
"losing my religion" has been following me.
every time I go to a particular gas station in town, it's playing. out of all the rock music they play, it's always on that.
just hopped in the car, partner turns on the radio. what's playing?
losing my religion.😵💫
when you're holding back tears on a random Thursday because you're almost certain you'll never get top surgery. ✌️
I can't afford it, I can't afford any insurances that cover any of it, and at this point, it feels fucking hopeless.
why the fuck could nobody have just believed me 10 years ago
I can't afford it, I can't afford any insurances that cover any of it, and at this point, it feels fucking hopeless.
why the fuck could nobody have just believed me 10 years ago
March 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
when you're holding back tears on a random Thursday because you're almost certain you'll never get top surgery. ✌️
I can't afford it, I can't afford any insurances that cover any of it, and at this point, it feels fucking hopeless.
why the fuck could nobody have just believed me 10 years ago
I can't afford it, I can't afford any insurances that cover any of it, and at this point, it feels fucking hopeless.
why the fuck could nobody have just believed me 10 years ago
it's hilarious watching trump supporters be like "he was chosen by over 50% of voters!"
no he wasn't. 🤣
no he wasn't. 🤣
February 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
it's hilarious watching trump supporters be like "he was chosen by over 50% of voters!"
no he wasn't. 🤣
no he wasn't. 🤣
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My 1st hour of watching baking competitions: These people are so talented. How will they pick a winner?
10 hours later: I don't care how good your fondant work is, SUSAN. If you don't add more buttercream to that mixture, your consistency is going to be all off and YOUR CAKE POPS WILL BE SHIT.
10 hours later: I don't care how good your fondant work is, SUSAN. If you don't add more buttercream to that mixture, your consistency is going to be all off and YOUR CAKE POPS WILL BE SHIT.
February 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My 1st hour of watching baking competitions: These people are so talented. How will they pick a winner?
10 hours later: I don't care how good your fondant work is, SUSAN. If you don't add more buttercream to that mixture, your consistency is going to be all off and YOUR CAKE POPS WILL BE SHIT.
10 hours later: I don't care how good your fondant work is, SUSAN. If you don't add more buttercream to that mixture, your consistency is going to be all off and YOUR CAKE POPS WILL BE SHIT.
"it's weird how the libs liked trump before he got into politics"
lmfao honey who??
he was slimy and ridiculous then too and simply repeating someone's catchphrase as a joke in the years before didn't mean anyone "liked him" 🥴🥴
lmfao honey who??
he was slimy and ridiculous then too and simply repeating someone's catchphrase as a joke in the years before didn't mean anyone "liked him" 🥴🥴
February 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"it's weird how the libs liked trump before he got into politics"
lmfao honey who??
he was slimy and ridiculous then too and simply repeating someone's catchphrase as a joke in the years before didn't mean anyone "liked him" 🥴🥴
lmfao honey who??
he was slimy and ridiculous then too and simply repeating someone's catchphrase as a joke in the years before didn't mean anyone "liked him" 🥴🥴
the cishets don't wanna hear that their parents "letting them go through a tomboy phase (without 'forcing' hormones on them 🙄)"
is ALSO ✨ GENDER AFFIRMING CARE ✨
is ALSO ✨ GENDER AFFIRMING CARE ✨
February 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
the cishets don't wanna hear that their parents "letting them go through a tomboy phase (without 'forcing' hormones on them 🙄)"
is ALSO ✨ GENDER AFFIRMING CARE ✨
is ALSO ✨ GENDER AFFIRMING CARE ✨
My 7 year old is playing The Impossible Quiz, and actually not doing that bad.
🥹🥹
She'll finally get the jokes. ❤️
🥹🥹
She'll finally get the jokes. ❤️
February 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My 7 year old is playing The Impossible Quiz, and actually not doing that bad.
🥹🥹
She'll finally get the jokes. ❤️
🥹🥹
She'll finally get the jokes. ❤️
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I'm honestly SO tired of seeing ragebait 🙄🙄
it's just so stupid and usually involves ab*se that someone just made up when there's actual DV and dangerous shit going on
I'd rather go back to seeing the same stupid copypasta over and over than all these damn rage bait posts every single day. 🙄
it's just so stupid and usually involves ab*se that someone just made up when there's actual DV and dangerous shit going on
I'd rather go back to seeing the same stupid copypasta over and over than all these damn rage bait posts every single day. 🙄
February 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm honestly SO tired of seeing ragebait 🙄🙄
it's just so stupid and usually involves ab*se that someone just made up when there's actual DV and dangerous shit going on
I'd rather go back to seeing the same stupid copypasta over and over than all these damn rage bait posts every single day. 🙄
it's just so stupid and usually involves ab*se that someone just made up when there's actual DV and dangerous shit going on
I'd rather go back to seeing the same stupid copypasta over and over than all these damn rage bait posts every single day. 🙄
man anyone else feeling the same kind of stress and anxiety as being a kid again where a bully keeps getting away with being terrible and nobody is fucking doing anything and just keep making the bully happy to "keep the peace" even though everything is actively on fire and it's not helping??
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
February 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
man anyone else feeling the same kind of stress and anxiety as being a kid again where a bully keeps getting away with being terrible and nobody is fucking doing anything and just keep making the bully happy to "keep the peace" even though everything is actively on fire and it's not helping??
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
I love seeing republicans be like "selective tariffs for red states are unfair! you can't just pick on a certain [demographic] to do that to!"
OH REALLY, BARBARA? REALLY?
I mean, hold on, uh-- don't worry! they're not even gonna do anything!
that makes it okay, right? 👀👀
OH REALLY, BARBARA? REALLY?
I mean, hold on, uh-- don't worry! they're not even gonna do anything!
that makes it okay, right? 👀👀
February 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I love seeing republicans be like "selective tariffs for red states are unfair! you can't just pick on a certain [demographic] to do that to!"
OH REALLY, BARBARA? REALLY?
I mean, hold on, uh-- don't worry! they're not even gonna do anything!
that makes it okay, right? 👀👀
OH REALLY, BARBARA? REALLY?
I mean, hold on, uh-- don't worry! they're not even gonna do anything!
that makes it okay, right? 👀👀
My partner just opened the window, popped out part of the screen, and sprayed our misbehaving chickens with a spray bottle so they'd stay out from under the house cause she was tired of them not listening. 🤣🤣🤣
how's y'all's Saturday going? 🤣🤣
how's y'all's Saturday going? 🤣🤣
February 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My partner just opened the window, popped out part of the screen, and sprayed our misbehaving chickens with a spray bottle so they'd stay out from under the house cause she was tired of them not listening. 🤣🤣🤣
how's y'all's Saturday going? 🤣🤣
how's y'all's Saturday going? 🤣🤣
i hate the "well some people just voted for him because they know he's a good businessman"
literally no he's not?!
he's proved hundreds of times, through multiple foreclosures and bankruptcies that he's not?
literally, no job would hire that man if he was a normal citizen.
he's a f*cking con.
literally no he's not?!
he's proved hundreds of times, through multiple foreclosures and bankruptcies that he's not?
literally, no job would hire that man if he was a normal citizen.
he's a f*cking con.
January 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i hate the "well some people just voted for him because they know he's a good businessman"
literally no he's not?!
he's proved hundreds of times, through multiple foreclosures and bankruptcies that he's not?
literally, no job would hire that man if he was a normal citizen.
he's a f*cking con.
literally no he's not?!
he's proved hundreds of times, through multiple foreclosures and bankruptcies that he's not?
literally, no job would hire that man if he was a normal citizen.
he's a f*cking con.
BCBS: "let's make our hold music a repetitive guitar riff that loops over and over, every ten seconds, that'll be soothing"
no actually it's probably the most brain grinding hold music I have EVER heard
no actually it's probably the most brain grinding hold music I have EVER heard
January 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
BCBS: "let's make our hold music a repetitive guitar riff that loops over and over, every ten seconds, that'll be soothing"
no actually it's probably the most brain grinding hold music I have EVER heard
no actually it's probably the most brain grinding hold music I have EVER heard
trying to make a banquet pot pie for dinner
first attempt, following instructions: one crust side is literally super burnt, while the other side has raw dough. Wtf?? 🤮
so I try a 2nd, and again, huge frozen chunk of filling while the crust is threatening to burn.
get your shit together banquet.
first attempt, following instructions: one crust side is literally super burnt, while the other side has raw dough. Wtf?? 🤮
so I try a 2nd, and again, huge frozen chunk of filling while the crust is threatening to burn.
get your shit together banquet.
January 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
trying to make a banquet pot pie for dinner
first attempt, following instructions: one crust side is literally super burnt, while the other side has raw dough. Wtf?? 🤮
so I try a 2nd, and again, huge frozen chunk of filling while the crust is threatening to burn.
get your shit together banquet.
first attempt, following instructions: one crust side is literally super burnt, while the other side has raw dough. Wtf?? 🤮
so I try a 2nd, and again, huge frozen chunk of filling while the crust is threatening to burn.
get your shit together banquet.
we have unlimited payroll hours at work this week
worked ~12 hrs today (& yesterday, prob tomorrow), moving boxes, walking all over the place, climbing, etc.
Samsung just sent me a notification "Daily activity goals reached!"
I damn sure hope so after a day like today. I'm fucking exhausted. 🤣😅
worked ~12 hrs today (& yesterday, prob tomorrow), moving boxes, walking all over the place, climbing, etc.
Samsung just sent me a notification "Daily activity goals reached!"
I damn sure hope so after a day like today. I'm fucking exhausted. 🤣😅
January 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
we have unlimited payroll hours at work this week
worked ~12 hrs today (& yesterday, prob tomorrow), moving boxes, walking all over the place, climbing, etc.
Samsung just sent me a notification "Daily activity goals reached!"
I damn sure hope so after a day like today. I'm fucking exhausted. 🤣😅
worked ~12 hrs today (& yesterday, prob tomorrow), moving boxes, walking all over the place, climbing, etc.
Samsung just sent me a notification "Daily activity goals reached!"
I damn sure hope so after a day like today. I'm fucking exhausted. 🤣😅
it's baffling how many people see someone with a physical disability and assume they must be celibate.
disabled people have sex. they have dirty sex. they have romantic sex. they have wild sex.
just because YOU don't know the ins and outs of it, doesn't mean they can't or don't.
disabled people have sex. they have dirty sex. they have romantic sex. they have wild sex.
just because YOU don't know the ins and outs of it, doesn't mean they can't or don't.
January 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
it's baffling how many people see someone with a physical disability and assume they must be celibate.
disabled people have sex. they have dirty sex. they have romantic sex. they have wild sex.
just because YOU don't know the ins and outs of it, doesn't mean they can't or don't.
disabled people have sex. they have dirty sex. they have romantic sex. they have wild sex.
just because YOU don't know the ins and outs of it, doesn't mean they can't or don't.
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I, a person who cannot sleep before midnight most nights and usually ends up actually settling about 1 or 2 am,
fell asleep willingly at 10:30 last night.
that's how long this week has been.
😅
fell asleep willingly at 10:30 last night.
that's how long this week has been.
😅
January 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I, a person who cannot sleep before midnight most nights and usually ends up actually settling about 1 or 2 am,
fell asleep willingly at 10:30 last night.
that's how long this week has been.
😅
fell asleep willingly at 10:30 last night.
that's how long this week has been.
😅