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Blanco Suave
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I am very pale and very soft.
There’s not much in this world that can’t be fixed by some really sharp cheddar cheese.
January 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You know how you’re an awesome band with an amazing keyboardist? When you make your American debut on Dave Letterman and Paul doesn’t sit in on keyboards. #BlueRodeo

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Blue Rodeo - Trust Yourself (US TV debut 1991)
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January 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If I ever get a 3D printer, the very first thing I’m gonna make is a cup holder insert that will fit the little cups of ranch you get with Jo-Jo’s and chicken strips from convenience stores on road trips.
December 22, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Making the line

“I don’t have to do a goddamn thing, but sit around and wait to die.” my ring tone from Sturgill Simpson’s song “Living The Dream”.
December 22, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Hey online eyeglass retailers. When you have a virtual try on feature, how about having all the prompts done before you ask me to remove my glasses. I can’t read your instructions on how to continue once they’re off my face.
December 15, 2024 at 7:19 PM
How old are you?

I remember when my dad got my mom Isotoner gloves for Christmas because he saw the ad with Dan Marino.
December 15, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Some might say the real tragedy of the UHC gunman assisting the CEO is that it’s so long until Halloween, thereby making it not the absolute most popular costume.
December 7, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Next year if my older sister insists on playing Alice’s Restaurant I’m gonna demand we all watch The Band’s The Last Waltz.
December 5, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I love seeing YouTube reactions to Audioslave where they comment on that’s the heaviest they’ve heard Chris Cornell because they’ve only heard his much later solo stuff. Mutherfucker, you need some early Soundgarden. #lookingcaliforniafeelingminnesota
December 5, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Getting ready to enter bargaining between our union and the county. I’m really hoping that the idiots I work with that voted for Trump are gonna be happy. The potential for contract gutting language the county can propose when union membership is less than 50% is frightening.
December 3, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Need a grown up version of Big League Chew but it’s really shredded cheese.
December 3, 2024 at 3:06 AM
When it comes to 80s songs about being hot for your buddy’s girlfriend, The Cars “My Best Friend’s Girl” > Rick Springfield’s “Jessie’s Girl”.
December 1, 2024 at 11:39 PM
If you don’t give as much credit to the two drummers in the Allman Band as you do the two guitarists, then you are wrong.
December 1, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Matthew Sweet and Paul Westerberg don’t get enough love now as really great 90s acts.
December 1, 2024 at 4:52 AM
I’m thankful that once again I escaped Thanksgiving dinner without my older making everyone listen to Alice’s Restaurant.
November 29, 2024 at 5:31 AM
How good does your organ player need to be that when you appear on Letterman, he gets to play instead of Paul and face away from the crowd. These guys should have been bigger in the US. #BlueRodeo

youtu.be/qXWMgcA5en0?...
Blue Rodeo - Trust Yourself (US TV debut 1991)
YouTube video by VideoVauIt
youtu.be
November 28, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I’m three beers in on my Friday. It might be a grunge YouTube kinda night. Of course the obvious ones, but also shit like the Melvins, Mother Love Bone, and Candlebox.
November 28, 2024 at 3:35 AM
The Peanuts theme has no business being as good as it is.
November 28, 2024 at 2:51 AM
It’s a Fishbone kinda day.
November 27, 2024 at 8:32 PM
It’s really not fair that it’s almost December and November has flown by when every week at work it feels like it should already be Friday by Tuesday afternoon.
November 21, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Hey folks traveling, especially those on I5 trying to get through S. OR and NorCal. If the freeway is closed, don’t follow your GPS up some damn logging road as an alternate route. Search and Rescue already pulled 4 cars out and Apple and Google maps are still giving literally deadly instructions.
November 21, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Removed Twitter/X from my phone because fuck that guy. I will delete it entirely after I go through my followers/following this weekend and see if I can find some of them here.
November 8, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Took the mtb out on a night ride after work and I’ll admit that the sunset of democracy is at least pretty.
November 7, 2024 at 6:11 AM
It’s a good thing I have to work all week, because I like cheap beer and good scotch and if I was off, there might not be enough of it to get me through Tuesday.
November 4, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Plenty of folks saying that gravel bikes are turning into old school mountain bikes. I say, what’s wrong with that?
October 24, 2024 at 5:24 PM