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Dad. Lawyer. Existential crisis hotline worker.
“Can’t gamble feeding baby on that dope money. Might not always be sufficient. But the United Parcel Service and the people at the post office didn't call you back because you had cloudy piss.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is the voice of SG John Sauer, and you can’t convince me otherwise.
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Halloween costume idea if you live in NYC: Jojo Sliwa
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Baby tax
April 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Welcome to Earth, Sturgill.
April 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My son was born on the Day of San Jordi, celebrated in Catalonia as the Day of Books and Roses. When I lived in Barcelona, the streets would be flooded with vendors selling red roses and books. What a fantastic day to be born :)
April 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
March 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Cowboy Bebop with live jazz band after finding a new Honduran dinner spot in town. This is tough to beat on a Thursday.
February 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Shortly after the election, I got into my kid’s markers to try to just zone out for a bit
February 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I feel like this part deserves an awful lot more detail than the article provides.
December 1, 2024 at 2:51 AM