blake ilan
@blakeilan.bsky.social
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½ of Half In, Half Out
Professional Gender Ideologist
“Hunky Sports Figure”
½ of Half In, Half Out
Professional Gender Ideologist
“Hunky Sports Figure”
I am biased though
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I am biased though
Trying to find details on this! ICE is ALL OVER the county today, it seems. (Michigan, just north of Detroit)
June 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Trying to find details on this! ICE is ALL OVER the county today, it seems. (Michigan, just north of Detroit)
The most important part of one’s Yiddish education:
June 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The most important part of one’s Yiddish education:
I will sadly not be competing at Nationals next weekend due to a minor, but profoundly annoying, ankle injury. Wishing my team the best of luck in Forth Worth!
April 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I will sadly not be competing at Nationals next weekend due to a minor, but profoundly annoying, ankle injury. Wishing my team the best of luck in Forth Worth!
Real text I just sent to my (cis woman) friend (we’re all bi):
April 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Real text I just sent to my (cis woman) friend (we’re all bi):
I promise you this actually just happened, I’m dead @bendelacreme.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I promise you this actually just happened, I’m dead @bendelacreme.bsky.social
A student asked me the funniest question of all time today. @trixiemattel.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A student asked me the funniest question of all time today. @trixiemattel.bsky.social
Headed to Jewish sleep-away camp for the first time this weekend! I’m 32 and there as emergency replacement senior staff but still.
January 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Headed to Jewish sleep-away camp for the first time this weekend! I’m 32 and there as emergency replacement senior staff but still.
Don’t smoke indoors!
January 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Don’t smoke indoors!
Cleaning nicotine off the walls of my new house.
January 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Cleaning nicotine off the walls of my new house.
“hey, your gay dad is here to pick you up”
“why did you need to clarify “gay dad”?”
*points*
“why did you need to clarify “gay dad”?”
*points*
January 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“hey, your gay dad is here to pick you up”
“why did you need to clarify “gay dad”?”
*points*
“why did you need to clarify “gay dad”?”
*points*