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Gonna collect all of the pennies I find, along with the ones I have kept for decades for no reason, and I'm going to tile my kitchen floor with them, and call it Mal-a-Lago.
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Find a penny pick it up, nothing means anything anymore, you dumbass fuck.
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If a newsletter hopes to be beneficial to people with fewer resources, but every post is paywalled—who is it actually for?
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Mamdani. First order of business. Make it light out again.
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“I noticed something else: a woman with no friends. She liked to sit in the front row with a chair between her and the next woman. During the intermission, while I was chowing down on cookies, she sat alone, eating cantaloupe out of a plastic container.”
Viva La Bingo! By Michael Barrish
I’m here now to confess a lie from my days as a bingo caller.
open.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What the fuck do you mean it’s November?
November 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Yes, but can someone just bring me the candy and some pumpkin seeds?
October 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Is it normal to be weepy the day after a flu shot or have I hit a wall in the abnormal shape of everything?
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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#Jamaica needs our support more than ever right now and, never ones to shy away from self-reliance, they’ve set up an officially sanctioned website for recovery donations. The footage of Hurricane Melissa’s destruction in St. Elizabeth coming in from my family is HARROWING.

supportjamaica.gov.jm
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The latest at How I Learned mag: a writer and professor sees hearing loss as no big deal until it starts to seem bigger. www.howilearnedseries.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The latest at How I Learned mag: a writer and professor sees hearing loss as no big deal until it starts to seem bigger. www.howilearnedseries.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Has anyone met Joseph?
Three Times A Maybe
Blaise Allysen Kearsley remembers that in a city of strangers, there's more than one way to get lost.
open.substack.com
October 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
For like the last six months I’ve had a crush on this guy though we’ve never actually met but I just learned the crush is mutual so I’m breaking up with him.
October 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Writer, producer, comedian @zackstovall calculates the cost of vanity and vintage comb overs. The latest buzz (sorry) at How I Learned.
The Only Haircut I'll Ever Have
Zack Stovall calculates the cost of vanity and vintage comb overs
open.substack.com
October 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
October 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Can someone please explain Role Model?
October 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Robert De Niro: “Now we have a would-be king — King Donald the First. Fuck that. I’m Robert De Niro and I’m asking you to stand up and be counted in the nationwide No Kings protest on October 18th”

👉👉 nokings.org
October 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This super personal essay had been in the works by its author for a long, long time. Now it's out in the universe:
Enrique
In 1970s Kansas, a worldly dance teacher brings Patrick Gutierrez closer to who he longs to be.
www.howilearnedseries.com
October 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Reposted by blaise allysen kearsley
Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets.

• Joy Reid
• Don Lemon
• Melissa Harris-Perry
• Tiffany Cross
• Jemele Hill
• Marc Lamont Hill
• Karen Attiah
• Amber Ruffin
September 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"And I like very much that the ladybugs are f****** in the lupines."
Chip Drop
Pam Mandel transforms a 1950s-style lawn into a certified wildlife habitat.
www.howilearnedseries.com
September 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Increasingly I’ve been canceling subscriptions and loading up on prescriptions. If that’s helpful to anyone.
September 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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“What’s the government gonna do? Attack us?? Citizens???”

Black folks:
Latinx folks:
Trans folks:
a woman with short hair and red lipstick is standing in a parking lot with cars .
ALT: a woman with short hair and red lipstick is standing in a parking lot with cars .
media.tenor.com
September 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM