Joe Writes Books
@blaguards.bsky.social
Writer of horror and fantasy. Magic and monster enthusiast. Engineer so ask me math questions to make me feel alive. He/him, no AI
https://linktr.ee/joewolf
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Recent Reads
Age of Arrogance by @timwolffauthor.bsky.social
This trilogy started off good and ended great. The characters were the highlight, from Zeen's goofy optimism, Serena's obsessive dedication, David's depressive spirit that never breaks. Great balance of ups and downs too
5⭐
Age of Arrogance by @timwolffauthor.bsky.social
This trilogy started off good and ended great. The characters were the highlight, from Zeen's goofy optimism, Serena's obsessive dedication, David's depressive spirit that never breaks. Great balance of ups and downs too
5⭐
October 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Recent Reads
Age of Arrogance by @timwolffauthor.bsky.social
This trilogy started off good and ended great. The characters were the highlight, from Zeen's goofy optimism, Serena's obsessive dedication, David's depressive spirit that never breaks. Great balance of ups and downs too
5⭐
Age of Arrogance by @timwolffauthor.bsky.social
This trilogy started off good and ended great. The characters were the highlight, from Zeen's goofy optimism, Serena's obsessive dedication, David's depressive spirit that never breaks. Great balance of ups and downs too
5⭐
Me whenever someone suggests using ChatGPT for basically anything
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me whenever someone suggests using ChatGPT for basically anything
Tomes & Tea series by Rebecca Thorne is low-spice, but has a spicy short at the end of book 3 (I think it's book 3 at least) so the readers can get their fix. Contains a mutual masturbation scene with the girls
October 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Tomes & Tea series by Rebecca Thorne is low-spice, but has a spicy short at the end of book 3 (I think it's book 3 at least) so the readers can get their fix. Contains a mutual masturbation scene with the girls
You won't believe this but I JUST read a mutual masturbation scene in a sapphic (not a sentence I'd ever expected to write)
Book 2 or 3 of Tomes & Tea has it at the end (series is low spice, so the author wrote a spicy short as bonus content for people to get their fix)
Book 2 or 3 of Tomes & Tea has it at the end (series is low spice, so the author wrote a spicy short as bonus content for people to get their fix)
October 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
You won't believe this but I JUST read a mutual masturbation scene in a sapphic (not a sentence I'd ever expected to write)
Book 2 or 3 of Tomes & Tea has it at the end (series is low spice, so the author wrote a spicy short as bonus content for people to get their fix)
Book 2 or 3 of Tomes & Tea has it at the end (series is low spice, so the author wrote a spicy short as bonus content for people to get their fix)
Recent Reads:
Dungeon Crawler Carl - fun, funny, and I really got behind our main duo. Bought the sequel, will see if I get through all 7 books
4⭐
Ghost Flower - WOW
I didn't know what I expected out of Ghost Flower but it blew me away. The prose is beautiful, the romance is sweet, the themes/
Dungeon Crawler Carl - fun, funny, and I really got behind our main duo. Bought the sequel, will see if I get through all 7 books
4⭐
Ghost Flower - WOW
I didn't know what I expected out of Ghost Flower but it blew me away. The prose is beautiful, the romance is sweet, the themes/
October 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Recent Reads:
Dungeon Crawler Carl - fun, funny, and I really got behind our main duo. Bought the sequel, will see if I get through all 7 books
4⭐
Ghost Flower - WOW
I didn't know what I expected out of Ghost Flower but it blew me away. The prose is beautiful, the romance is sweet, the themes/
Dungeon Crawler Carl - fun, funny, and I really got behind our main duo. Bought the sequel, will see if I get through all 7 books
4⭐
Ghost Flower - WOW
I didn't know what I expected out of Ghost Flower but it blew me away. The prose is beautiful, the romance is sweet, the themes/
Turns out page 25 is right where the first fight scene starts, and the first time we get to see magic used for violence instead of utility
#writing #writersky #theSoulofWar #amquerying
#writing #writersky #theSoulofWar #amquerying
September 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Turns out page 25 is right where the first fight scene starts, and the first time we get to see magic used for violence instead of utility
#writing #writersky #theSoulofWar #amquerying
#writing #writersky #theSoulofWar #amquerying
"it must be nice to be a man
and make boring music just because you can
now don't get me wrong, I'm a fan
you're my second favorite frontman"
Such an insane line, the new Florence material is giving me life
and make boring music just because you can
now don't get me wrong, I'm a fan
you're my second favorite frontman"
Such an insane line, the new Florence material is giving me life
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"it must be nice to be a man
and make boring music just because you can
now don't get me wrong, I'm a fan
you're my second favorite frontman"
Such an insane line, the new Florence material is giving me life
and make boring music just because you can
now don't get me wrong, I'm a fan
you're my second favorite frontman"
Such an insane line, the new Florence material is giving me life
Recent reads:
Alchemy and a Cup of Tea by Rebecca Thorne - an excellent conclusion to the cozy Tomes & Tea quartet, has all the drama and wholesomeness the series excels at, 5⭐
Tears of the Maelstrom by Timothy Wolff - this trilogy started good but here it got great, already started book 3, 5⭐
Alchemy and a Cup of Tea by Rebecca Thorne - an excellent conclusion to the cozy Tomes & Tea quartet, has all the drama and wholesomeness the series excels at, 5⭐
Tears of the Maelstrom by Timothy Wolff - this trilogy started good but here it got great, already started book 3, 5⭐
September 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Recent reads:
Alchemy and a Cup of Tea by Rebecca Thorne - an excellent conclusion to the cozy Tomes & Tea quartet, has all the drama and wholesomeness the series excels at, 5⭐
Tears of the Maelstrom by Timothy Wolff - this trilogy started good but here it got great, already started book 3, 5⭐
Alchemy and a Cup of Tea by Rebecca Thorne - an excellent conclusion to the cozy Tomes & Tea quartet, has all the drama and wholesomeness the series excels at, 5⭐
Tears of the Maelstrom by Timothy Wolff - this trilogy started good but here it got great, already started book 3, 5⭐
I'm already signed up, but here's a pic of Ciabatta stealing my wife's chair as my show of support ✊
August 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm already signed up, but here's a pic of Ciabatta stealing my wife's chair as my show of support ✊
Fuckin love Frankenstein, one of my favorite classics
ALSO, women sent us to the moon. Margaret Hamilton was one of many
ALSO, women sent us to the moon. Margaret Hamilton was one of many
August 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Fuckin love Frankenstein, one of my favorite classics
ALSO, women sent us to the moon. Margaret Hamilton was one of many
ALSO, women sent us to the moon. Margaret Hamilton was one of many
Recent reads:
Platinum Tinted Darkness - Enjoyed it! Def stayed for the characters, charming little dudes right there, 4💫
Starter Villain - laughed more than once, fun plot and characters, 5💫
Platinum Tinted Darkness - Enjoyed it! Def stayed for the characters, charming little dudes right there, 4💫
Starter Villain - laughed more than once, fun plot and characters, 5💫
August 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Recent reads:
Platinum Tinted Darkness - Enjoyed it! Def stayed for the characters, charming little dudes right there, 4💫
Starter Villain - laughed more than once, fun plot and characters, 5💫
Platinum Tinted Darkness - Enjoyed it! Def stayed for the characters, charming little dudes right there, 4💫
Starter Villain - laughed more than once, fun plot and characters, 5💫
I've always had a similar confusion when states that are in the objective center of the USA are described as "The South"
For example, Kentucky is often considered south (somehow)
Red X is approximately where I grew up (very, very south)
For example, Kentucky is often considered south (somehow)
Red X is approximately where I grew up (very, very south)
August 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I've always had a similar confusion when states that are in the objective center of the USA are described as "The South"
For example, Kentucky is often considered south (somehow)
Red X is approximately where I grew up (very, very south)
For example, Kentucky is often considered south (somehow)
Red X is approximately where I grew up (very, very south)
From the unpublished short story "Daughter", inspired by Cassandra by Florence + the Machine
Would you turn into a monster for revenge? This girl would
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Would you turn into a monster for revenge? This girl would
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August 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
From the unpublished short story "Daughter", inspired by Cassandra by Florence + the Machine
Would you turn into a monster for revenge? This girl would
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Would you turn into a monster for revenge? This girl would
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Oh hey I have a twin for this cat too, this is Toast (in a sink of course)
August 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh hey I have a twin for this cat too, this is Toast (in a sink of course)
My god the FLUFF
He's like Rye but even fuzzier
He's like Rye but even fuzzier
August 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My god the FLUFF
He's like Rye but even fuzzier
He's like Rye but even fuzzier
Oh look, Joann is being a heinous loser again
Shocking
Shocking
August 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Oh look, Joann is being a heinous loser again
Shocking
Shocking
Are the tro-odon named after these neat little dudes?
July 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Are the tro-odon named after these neat little dudes?
Last week I finished The Cruel Gods trilogy by @trudieskies.readindiefantasy.com
What an intense, heartbreaking ride, with an absolutely insane ending. I've rarely been so simultaneously frustrated with, and enamored by, characters like Kayl and Quen.
Looking forward to reading more!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
What an intense, heartbreaking ride, with an absolutely insane ending. I've rarely been so simultaneously frustrated with, and enamored by, characters like Kayl and Quen.
Looking forward to reading more!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
July 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Last week I finished The Cruel Gods trilogy by @trudieskies.readindiefantasy.com
What an intense, heartbreaking ride, with an absolutely insane ending. I've rarely been so simultaneously frustrated with, and enamored by, characters like Kayl and Quen.
Looking forward to reading more!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
What an intense, heartbreaking ride, with an absolutely insane ending. I've rarely been so simultaneously frustrated with, and enamored by, characters like Kayl and Quen.
Looking forward to reading more!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Ours do the same shit
usually it's Toast, but I found this pic of Ciabatta first
usually it's Toast, but I found this pic of Ciabatta first
July 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Ours do the same shit
usually it's Toast, but I found this pic of Ciabatta first
usually it's Toast, but I found this pic of Ciabatta first
Saaaaaame
(Chapter 10 came in to being this past Friday, there was much rejoicing)
(Chapter 10 came in to being this past Friday, there was much rejoicing)
July 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Saaaaaame
(Chapter 10 came in to being this past Friday, there was much rejoicing)
(Chapter 10 came in to being this past Friday, there was much rejoicing)
No bingo, but got majority, that's good right?
for The Soul of War, the epic fantasy I'm querying
#writersky
for The Soul of War, the epic fantasy I'm querying
#writersky
July 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
No bingo, but got majority, that's good right?
for The Soul of War, the epic fantasy I'm querying
#writersky
for The Soul of War, the epic fantasy I'm querying
#writersky
An actual picture from my current WIP notes
Yes, I am productive (sarcasm)
Yes, I am productive (sarcasm)
July 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
An actual picture from my current WIP notes
Yes, I am productive (sarcasm)
Yes, I am productive (sarcasm)
I post this in my party's discord every time someone mentions rolling a 1
June 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I post this in my party's discord every time someone mentions rolling a 1