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Anyway when he’s not calling me a liar he’s pretty amazing 😍
December 4, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Anyway when he’s not calling me a liar he’s pretty amazing 😍
My son asks me to braid his hair like Lewis Hamilton every week. We didn’t tonight bc his attitude was 🗑️ so, low bun.
Toddler: “Do I have ponytail hair or Lewis hamilton hair?”
“Your hair’s in a ponytail, Lewis Hamilton has a ponytail sometimes”
Toddler: “I don’t believe you”
why would I LIE!!!
Toddler: “Do I have ponytail hair or Lewis hamilton hair?”
“Your hair’s in a ponytail, Lewis Hamilton has a ponytail sometimes”
Toddler: “I don’t believe you”
why would I LIE!!!
December 4, 2024 at 3:01 AM
My son asks me to braid his hair like Lewis Hamilton every week. We didn’t tonight bc his attitude was 🗑️ so, low bun.
Toddler: “Do I have ponytail hair or Lewis hamilton hair?”
“Your hair’s in a ponytail, Lewis Hamilton has a ponytail sometimes”
Toddler: “I don’t believe you”
why would I LIE!!!
Toddler: “Do I have ponytail hair or Lewis hamilton hair?”
“Your hair’s in a ponytail, Lewis Hamilton has a ponytail sometimes”
Toddler: “I don’t believe you”
why would I LIE!!!