Nothing is more aggravating than seeing a world full of talent, potential and opportunities in someone who has no motivation to want more.

🫠

Is everyone else just generally exhausted by everything all the time or….

Just realized I’ll never get a Christmas card from Jimmy Carter and The Carter Family again and now I’m incredibly sad, again.

After 9 years of dating and 5 years of marriage the worst part of it all is having to wait to watch a show. Even worse, being expected to stop watching because SOMEONE fell asleep.

Ew.
Zero stars 😂

My son asks me to braid his hair like Lewis Hamilton every week. We didn’t tonight bc his attitude was 🗑️ so, low bun.

Toddler: “Do I have ponytail hair or Lewis hamilton hair?”
“Your hair’s in a ponytail, Lewis Hamilton has a ponytail sometimes”
Toddler: “I don’t believe you”

why would I LIE!!!

Shout out Joe Biden for getting some audacity in the final episodes.

Laying low, drinking good wine, watching incredible films and enjoying the rest of the new year before the last season of America starts…

KENDRICK LAMAR DUCKWORTH

I GET why there’s no verification on this app, but as this space grows, it’s gonna become a problem.

Blocking bots, people dumber than bots and escaped mental patients isn't creating an echo chamber.

It's protecting your peace.

This is actually kinda crazy
#TysonPaul

GET ALL OF YOUR VACCINES NOW PEOPLE.

Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:

Vaccines are a miracle and amazing

Not super interested in “bipartisanship” with people who don’t believe I should have basic and equal rights.

I’m not giving anyone the benefit of the doubt anymore—everything is exactly the way it appears from now on.

[tap tap tap] is this thing on?
Happy to be here and not there—let’s turn up 💙