You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin

Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor

Really enjoying Donkey Kong Bananza

The sly games go so hard y'all I gotta play them all again at some point

Could you imagine if Indiana Jones grabbed some dude's cock with his whip and just pulled it clean off? They should make a new movie and put that in there.

I love to pronounce Hague as 'hog'

I realized recently that I fuck with any nasty lady character in a movie or game or fiction or whatever. It goes hard.

Terrifier 3 is definitely my movie of the year I love that nasty clown dude