Black Jezuz
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fuck you gabe vincent and fuck you jake laravia
January 19, 2026 at 10:43 PM
fuck you gabe vincent and fuck you jake laravia
CURSE YOU LOGITECH FOR BUYING ASTRO AND THEN DISCONTINUING THE ASTRO A40’S
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December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
CURSE YOU LOGITECH FOR BUYING ASTRO AND THEN DISCONTINUING THE ASTRO A40’S
ALL OF MY FAVORITE SPORTS TEAMS/ATHLETES GOT SHIT ON THIS YEAR MAN WHAT IS HAPPENING BRO
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
ALL OF MY FAVORITE SPORTS TEAMS/ATHLETES GOT SHIT ON THIS YEAR MAN WHAT IS HAPPENING BRO
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I don't know what fucks my brains harder my wife or Fallout lore
December 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I don't know what fucks my brains harder my wife or Fallout lore
just saw a post about toe rings/chain anklets and nearly passed out thinking about my wife in them
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December 18, 2025 at 9:30 AM
just saw a post about toe rings/chain anklets and nearly passed out thinking about my wife in them
I hope all my friends are doing ok
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I hope all my friends are doing ok
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ACE COMBAT 8 DUDE OH MY GOD HDLSJDKWNDMSNDMDND
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
ACE COMBAT 8 DUDE OH MY GOD HDLSJDKWNDMSNDMDND
Top 5 blackest moment of my life just occurred lmfaooo
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Top 5 blackest moment of my life just occurred lmfaooo
I SHOULDA CHECKED THE MAIL TS IS SO COLD WHAT THE FUCK. EITHER WAY IT ARRIVED
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I SHOULDA CHECKED THE MAIL TS IS SO COLD WHAT THE FUCK. EITHER WAY IT ARRIVED
dude i slept like i was in a fucking crack house last night
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
dude i slept like i was in a fucking crack house last night
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Footjob!!
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December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Footjob!!
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pull up to the precinct
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
pull up to the precinct
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN DLC WITH MY WIFE TODAY
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December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN DLC WITH MY WIFE TODAY
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wife who gets you pregnant
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
wife who gets you pregnant
When I’m solo tanking and I turn around to see my lesbian friends in the backline up to their usual “antics”
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
When I’m solo tanking and I turn around to see my lesbian friends in the backline up to their usual “antics”
Nvm lmao every time I get on this game the world falls apart and the sky splits open so I have to get up and just die mid raid :)
“I’m having a good morning today…time to play escape from tarkov” - a moron probably
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Nvm lmao every time I get on this game the world falls apart and the sky splits open so I have to get up and just die mid raid :)
“I’m having a good morning today…time to play escape from tarkov” - a moron probably
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“I’m having a good morning today…time to play escape from tarkov” - a moron probably
my friends are cool lesbian dog and wolf girls so my day is unfucked as they are funny and good ppl :)
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November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
my friends are cool lesbian dog and wolf girls so my day is unfucked as they are funny and good ppl :)
*day gets violently more dogshit*
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*day gets violently more dogshit*
Almost good day turned instantly mid leaning to bad woooo
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November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Almost good day turned instantly mid leaning to bad woooo