*pitty you.

The curse of big clumsy thumbs.

I’d be wounded if I had even the faintest idea who you were but didn’t your chosen team storm through the last playoff talking about “Want it all?” Well after all the shit talk north of the border you got it. All of it and those who don’t putty you simply laugh as they dunk on you. 😂 ✌🏾🖕🏾

Please. They destroyed Kershaw and Darvish at home in games 3 and 5 when they knew everything that was coming. Alex Wood stuffed them because he changed the signs every inning. It was the only time in Kershaw’s career he didn’t get a swing a miss on a breaking ball. Read Verducci on it.

I’ll be honest, I don’t give a fuck about visiting the White House. I just care about what those guys do on the field as long as they’re not committing crimes off it.

YAMAMOTO NEVER PAYS FOR A BIRKIN AGAIN IN THIS TOWN

The better team would’ve found a way to win one out of two games at home to clinch it. Everything else is bullshit excuses for an epic choke job.