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Brian King
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as seen on local news. Video guy for face computers. Midwest escapee. Makes strange sounds.

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I need a support group for folks with VFX experience who’ve seen Wizard of Oz at the Sphere. So. Many. Notes.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Spotted a guy in Palo Alto wearing a black tee that just said AI LABS in huge letters across the front, and a QR code on the back.

Somebody thinks that’s corporate swag, but it reads more like a uniform from a near-future human internment camp.
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’ve been trying to read more and doomscroll less. This book about Meta enabling tons of abuse and genocide probably wasn’t the least doomscrolliest selection.
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just realized I should have used the name “DJ Carl Coccyx” when the trick or treaters asked. Absolutely furious with myself.
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A Gen Alpha said “the DJ is vibe”, referring to me as I did DJ stuff from the patio for trick or treaters. Such validation.
November 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Reading strangers’ opinions used to be a rare and novel idea. There was a whole “Opinions” section in newspapers so people could get a little daily taste of them while having a sensible breakfast cigarette.
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A local discussion thread about empty local food banks with the OP imploring us to “not let this devolve into politics”.

Good call. Let’s shield people’s feelings from the real-world consequences of their actions.
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
What’s a guy gotta do to find a TV-sized greyscale eink screen that isn’t some digital signage nonsense for conference centers?
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If this was announced ahead of time, Charles de Gaulle airport would have been overwhelmed by electronic music nerds.
INSTANT CLASSIC
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYV0...

La Célébration de la Fermeture du Centre Pompidou avant travaux s'est bien passée :
Thomas Bangalter (1/2 Daft Punk) B2B Fred Again... B2B Busy P B2B2 Erol Alkan

c'est ... TROP

4min30 -> Intro + Contact 😍
et 12:28 -> Rolling & Scratching

Magique
THOMAS BANGALTER (DAFT PUNK) B2B FRED AGAIN B2B BUSY P B2B EROL ALKAN - LIVE PARIS 2025
YouTube video by SimonLyfe
www.youtube.com
October 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Reposted by Brian King
For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Getting a used MPC Live 2 tomorrow. Surely, this will be the instrument I buy that unlocks some sort of latent musical talent.
October 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Reposted by Brian King
highlight of this article is ken burns burying a street interview tiktok guy in an early grave www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I started a translucent 3D print before I went to bed. It’s supposed to be finished, but I’m pretty sure it’s not this translucent.
October 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Trying a new thing where I see how far into the day I can go before seeing something upsetting or annoying online.

I’m going strong at two hours and ten minutes right now. Might be personal record.
October 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Deleted Threads, again.

The sheer volume of bots, ragebait and people pretending to be experts (by pasting ChatGPT outputs) is such an enormous bummer.
October 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’ve had years of good luck with IKEA, but holy shit. This BESTA TV stand is terrible and too large to return.
September 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The hospital knocked $3500 (about 85%) off my ER bill after I withheld payment and badgered them for an itemized invoice over the past eight months.

Weird.
September 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The new house we’re renting came with a Ring doorbell and four installed outdoor cameras. Enough that I had to try it out.

Not only does the company do a bunch of sketchy collabs with law enforcement, but the (paid!) system is absolutely useless for anything more advanced than “camera doorbell”.
September 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Reposted by Brian King
I DID have Sen Rand Paul stands up for the Constitution and the rule of law on my bingo card! [I had 500 bingo cards printed with different names in the desperate hope that somebody would do it.]
September 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My wife and I are moving house this week, which means I’m uninstalling a bunch of HomeKit light switches and accessories.

Somehow, slowly lobotomizing my house feels bad.
August 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Saw a license plate frame that said “This is the way.” on the bottom and “THE MANDALORIAN” on top. It reminded me of those bad Halloween costumes from the 80s with plastic masks and the character’s logo on the chest.

Like, just trust that people who care will get the reference.
July 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
World, stop speeding up footage.

Just because CapCut can do it doesn’t mean you should.
July 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reposted by Brian King
I feel like the richest man in the world turning the 8th biggest website on the internet into a full on Nazi AI chatbot should be a bigger news story. Or a news story at all. Oh well, guess I'm wrong
July 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Comparing Bay Area electricity rates (~$.45/kWh) vs my in-laws’ house ($.30/kWh) and my hometown ($.18/kWh) was my most painful google of the month.

When are we going to bring pitchforks to PG&E?
July 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It’s my second round of Covid. First time since 2023. Being laid out in bed and watching movies is so much more tolerable with Vision Pro.
June 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM