Ben Kuzmicz
@bkuz.bsky.social
"You can't fire me. I quit."
🚨🚨BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she is resigning from Congress in January:
“MTG: “I have too much self respect and dignity, love my family way too much, and do not want my sweet district to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the President we all fought for…”
“MTG: “I have too much self respect and dignity, love my family way too much, and do not want my sweet district to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the President we all fought for…”
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"You can't fire me. I quit."
Don Jr and Eric seeing the way daddy looked at Zohran Mamdani:
a young man is looking at a cell phone with his finger on the screen
ALT: a young man is looking at a cell phone with his finger on the screen
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November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Don Jr and Eric seeing the way daddy looked at Zohran Mamdani:
The "save the children" crowd is awful quiet on Facebook rn.
November 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The "save the children" crowd is awful quiet on Facebook rn.
When my 5 yr old picks some shitass sequel of a sequel of a sequel of an animated film no one has ever heard of for movie night:
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
When my 5 yr old picks some shitass sequel of a sequel of a sequel of an animated film no one has ever heard of for movie night:
Precedent: set.
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Jury finds D.C. ‘sandwich guy’ not guilty of assaulting officer
Sean C. Dunn admitted he flung the hoagie at a federal agent. His attorneys called it a “harmless gesture” of protest as Trump commandeered D.C. police.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Precedent: set.
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Read the fucking room, @forbes.com
Here are the luxury items Gwyneth Paltrow recommends this holiday gifting season.
Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday Gift Guides Include $40,000 Bracelet, $360,000 Jukebox And More Ultra-Luxe Items
Here are the luxury items Gwyneth Paltrow recommends this holiday gifting season.
www.forbes.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Read the fucking room, @forbes.com
Wtf are we doing? This has to stop.
October 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Wtf are we doing? This has to stop.
Arc de Triumph of the Will?
Trump posted a drawing of the arch in a wordless Truth Social post overnight Friday.
Trump Teases Apparently Huge Triumphal Arch Across From Lincoln Memorial
Trump posted a drawing of the arch in a wordless Truth Social post overnight Friday.
www.forbes.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Arc de Triumph of the Will?
Things so bad they got Ted fucking Cruz sounding reasonable.
Ted Cruz compares FCC chair’s threats against ABC to mob tactics | CNN Politics share.google/PIgrHN2Yk0G8...
Ted Cruz compares FCC chair’s threats against ABC to mob tactics | CNN Politics share.google/PIgrHN2Yk0G8...
‘Dangerous as hell’: Ted Cruz compares FCC chair’s threats against ABC to mob tactics | CNN Politics
GOP Sen. Ted Cruz on Friday denounced Federal Communications Commission Chairman Brendan Carr’s threats to pull ABC’s broadcast license as “unbelievably dangerous” and compared some of his rhetoric to...
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September 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Things so bad they got Ted fucking Cruz sounding reasonable.
Ted Cruz compares FCC chair’s threats against ABC to mob tactics | CNN Politics share.google/PIgrHN2Yk0G8...
Ted Cruz compares FCC chair’s threats against ABC to mob tactics | CNN Politics share.google/PIgrHN2Yk0G8...
Fuck me, we're gonna be left with Jimmy Fallon as the only late night show. Dark times, friends.
September 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Fuck me, we're gonna be left with Jimmy Fallon as the only late night show. Dark times, friends.
The custom wrapped cyber truck outside the divorce store.
*Chef's kiss*
Perfection.
*Chef's kiss*
Perfection.
September 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The custom wrapped cyber truck outside the divorce store.
*Chef's kiss*
Perfection.
*Chef's kiss*
Perfection.
Reposted by Ben Kuzmicz
“Charlie Kirk in His Own Words”
17 quotes you should read from the right-wing activist and Trump ally who was tragically shot and killed on Wednesday in Utah.
17 quotes you should read from the right-wing activist and Trump ally who was tragically shot and killed on Wednesday in Utah.
Charlie Kirk in His Own Words
17 quotes you should read from the right-wing activist and Trump ally who was tragically shot and killed on Wednesday in Utah.
zeteo.com
September 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“Charlie Kirk in His Own Words”
17 quotes you should read from the right-wing activist and Trump ally who was tragically shot and killed on Wednesday in Utah.
17 quotes you should read from the right-wing activist and Trump ally who was tragically shot and killed on Wednesday in Utah.
Did Charlie Kirk deserve to be murdered? No.
Does he deserve to be mourned? No.
Does he deserve to be mourned? No.
September 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Did Charlie Kirk deserve to be murdered? No.
Does he deserve to be mourned? No.
Does he deserve to be mourned? No.
Fuck me, they're talking about CDs the way they talked about vinyl
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10 Best Vintage CD Players That Still Beat Modern Units, As Voted by Audiophiles
Audiophiles named the units that deliver something modern CD players have failed to surpass.
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September 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Fuck me, they're talking about CDs the way they talked about vinyl
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It's been a rough morning in Barbie Land
September 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It's been a rough morning in Barbie Land
Look, a W is a W, but why is Giuliani the only one receiving any kind of karma?
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Rudy Giuliani hospitalized after his "vehicle was struck from behind at high speed"
According to his spokesperson Michael Ragusa, Giuliani was diagnosed with "fractured thoracic vertebrae, multiple lacerations and contusions, as well as injuries to his left arm and lower leg."
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August 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Look, a W is a W, but why is Giuliani the only one receiving any kind of karma?
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Serious question: what do they call dog biscuits in the UK?
July 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Serious question: what do they call dog biscuits in the UK?
Benjamin Bratt Summer. Idk, could this have been anything last year?
July 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Benjamin Bratt Summer. Idk, could this have been anything last year?
For fuck's sake, breathe life into THIS dead planet.
scitechdaily.com/terraforming...
scitechdaily.com/terraforming...
Terraforming Mars: Scientists Reveal the 3-Step Plan to Breathe Life Into a Dead Planet
Terraforming Mars is back on the table—with science, ethics, and Earth’s future all intertwined.
scitechdaily.com
June 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
For fuck's sake, breathe life into THIS dead planet.
scitechdaily.com/terraforming...
scitechdaily.com/terraforming...
Y'all see that Smurfs trailer? Fuckin bleak, man.
June 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Y'all see that Smurfs trailer? Fuckin bleak, man.
Man, they really loved ripping cellphones in half on Breaking Bad, didn't they?
May 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Man, they really loved ripping cellphones in half on Breaking Bad, didn't they?
Fuck this slimeball.
Breaking News: Governor Gavin Newsom called on California municipalities to outlaw homeless encampments and clear existing ones.
Newsom to Ask Cities to Ban Homeless Encampments, Escalating Crackdown
www.nytimes.com
May 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Fuck this slimeball.
I hear they're gonna replace communion wafers with a spoonful of giardiniera.
May 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I hear they're gonna replace communion wafers with a spoonful of giardiniera.