No pictures exist, but today is the 25th anniversary of the last time I had hair. I shaved it off on a dare on 12/31/99 and never looked back.

Shampoo futures didn't go down because of Y2K...that was all me.

Serious question for @pattonoswalt.bsky.social. We were at last night's show with the insane woman who injected herself into your set. You handled it amazingly! So funny! But do these 'friendly' hecklers (as opposed to 'mean' hecklers) get under your skin? It would annoy the hell out of me.

Date night at the Brian Regan show! My favorite girl and my favorite comedian!

My wife says she prefers Walmart over Publix. I'm wondering if I really signed the marriage license or if it's too late to bail.

Once you hit 50, you still notice how people at the store sometimes look old and beat down...it's just that they're younger than you now.

Sometimes I wonder if that empty, but unrinsed, salsa jar that I just put in the bin is going to be a bridge too far for some poor worker at the recycling plant and will convince him to finally put in his paperwork for retirement.

Trump literally picked all these freaks to be antithetical to the agencies they’re supposed to lead. A child molester as AG. A white supremacist as SecDef. A Russian asset as DNI. An anti-vax nutcase heading HHS.

The absolute worst possible people unless the purpose is to tear it all apart.

Column | Matt Gaetz is a miscreant who better resembles a barking Pensacola used car salesman than he does the figure responsible for the sober and fair administration of justice in the United States. This is a stunning pick even in our funhouse timeline.

www.jacksonville.com/story/news/c...

There's no problem that a nice warm cinnamon roll can't make better. Except possibly diabetes.

Just added a bookshelf to my home office. Still room for about a dozen more @stephenking.bsky.social!

My first Blue Sky post is an announcement that I'm goin' to see @pattonoswalt.bsky.social in Clearwater on December 28th!