A Civil Libertine
bjthebear.bsky.social
A Civil Libertine
@bjthebear.bsky.social
Just a bear overthinking absolutely everything. NSFW.
I have discovered that you can sing the lyrics and tune of Birdhouse In Your Soul to the accompaniment of Skyfall, almost unchanged, and not only does it fit musically, it reminds you that the lyrics of BIYS are super creepy without the bouncy tune.

… I think I’m dying of a nerd overdose. Help?
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Thick load.
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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How It Ended
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Edged for hours, then this happened 💦
October 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The face at the end
Was juuuuuust able to hold it in so I could hit record 😅😮‍💨
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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38 is both more and less dad than I imagined years ago 😂🎉

(Official middle age*? *Based on median life expectancy at 75.8 for US men last year)
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Frog and Toad are “special friends”
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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POV: @hungseadad.bsky.social using my throat
#locktober
October 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Aaannnnddddd goodnight 😴💤
October 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Well that's the hottest thing I've listened to this month
If You have ever wondered what I look and sound like putting a huge load in someone and sweating all over him here you go :)
October 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Was getting cleaned up in the gym fully ready to show off. But uh…no one was there.

So here
June 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Husband: Spotsylvania makes me think of a vampire Dalmatian.

Me: *stares*

Also Me: I mean, Dalmatia isn’t THAT far from Transylvania as far as regions of the world go.

Also Also Me: Now I’m thinking of Bunnicula

Husband: Me too!
October 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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@rickandgriff.bsky.social and their cameraman sure know how to welcome me as their new friend!
August 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A bunch of musical theatre nerds getting to encounter Kurt Elling for the first time puts a smile on my face.
October 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Me to my husband: I think I need to stage an intervention. Your relationship with the cat is abusive.

Him: You think I’m abusing her?

*cat attacks his legs for the third time today*

Me: Other way around. She’s giving real “why do you make me do this baby” energy.
October 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
On the way to a gay little vacation. Starting the playlist with Mighty Real. Just feels right.
September 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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There’s just something so freeing about an outdoor shower
September 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
🤤 Well now I’m thoroughly distracted
Whoops 🙈
September 14, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Oh no bush got wet.
August 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM