Björnen Thorgil
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Björnen Thorgil
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Retired Royal Marine (40 yrs). Widower, recently engaged. Closing one chapter, beginning a bold new one from a Scottish castle. Norwegian heart, Yorkshire soul, and a glass of Scotch.
So we’re just chatting and I asked Alice to tell me something about herself that I didn’t know. What in realms of the actual fuck?

That’s massive and bloody brilliant.

In one of the attics where I’d not been because it was locked is her secret.
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I think these two are determined to wind me up. I think mums found the daughter she always wanted.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I knew it. It’s an intervention. Got told to “bugger off. We’re talking about you not to you.” Thanks mum. Love you.
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Not the world’s best gun dogs but they’re obedient and do as they’re told. Unlike the dads.
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Yesterday afternoon my parents arrived. They’re here for the next six weeks. I’m pleased they are.
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Meet the outlaws.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Nope, the waters cold, the coffee is hot and the lips are soft. It’s real. Looks like I’m stuck with it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Sometimes I forget I’m home and wonder if I’m dreaming.
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Apparently it really takes it out of you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If you’re going shopping it may as well take a couple of days and involve a pipe band.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My monster has bought us Christmas jumpers. Not sure what she’s saying.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We’re standing with Ukraine
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
We’ve got visitors arriving
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
One day she’ll drown. I love her for thinking she’s got to be with me but time she was in bed.
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’ve been looking for her and now I’ve found her.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Entertaining various local business people tonight. Hope there’s a builder amongst them. How well do we scrub up. I’ve even had a bath and a bit of a trim around the chops.
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Here we go. She’s gone bonkers since she turned 40. Actually I think she’s always been a bit bonkers. All that interbreeding.
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
We’re keeping the big house as work. Alice has some great ideas to generate a good income but we’ll move down the drive. It’ll be some time though.
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I’m going to be very happy here.
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
There’s an amazing semi derelict house on the estate. Nobody has lived there in a while. We thought we might make that home.
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The boys have a new friend
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This afternoon we went to the beach with the boys
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This just made me smile. Just about sums up Reform voters.
September 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Every morning two or three massive spiders in the bedroom. I’ll put them outside every time and next day they’re back.
September 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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August 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM