Tony “Björkchop” Hastie🏳️🌈44/Married/Open/Chubby goofball🤪
@bjorkchop.bsky.social
Puyallup, WA
I’m what would happen if Cam from Modern Family, Andy and April from Parks & Recreation, Jack Black, and Miriam Margolyes had a baby together
I’m what would happen if Cam from Modern Family, Andy and April from Parks & Recreation, Jack Black, and Miriam Margolyes had a baby together
Why would I talk you out of getting a Christmas wiener?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Why would I talk you out of getting a Christmas wiener?
You’re so goddamn cute I can hardly stand it 😍
October 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You’re so goddamn cute I can hardly stand it 😍
Right?? Hell I’d wearing that thing just to go to the end of my driveway to get the mail!
September 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Right?? Hell I’d wearing that thing just to go to the end of my driveway to get the mail!
