Tony “Björkchop” Hastie🏳️🌈44/Married/Open/Chubby goofball🤪
@bjorkchop.bsky.social
Puyallup, WA
I’m what would happen if Cam from Modern Family, Andy and April from Parks & Recreation, Jack Black, and Miriam Margolyes had a baby together
I’m what would happen if Cam from Modern Family, Andy and April from Parks & Recreation, Jack Black, and Miriam Margolyes had a baby together
GOALS
January 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
GOALS
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
LOL ok sometimes AI can be kinda fun 😳
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
LOL ok sometimes AI can be kinda fun 😳
She said “😳……..💅🏻what💅🏻??”
January 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
She said “😳……..💅🏻what💅🏻??”
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I know this is rather clichè but I think 2026 is going to be spent focusing on my physical health. I’d really like to get my body back to as close to how I used to look as possible. I’d also love to stop having to use a CPAP and taking blood pressure medication. I don’t wanna be fluffy anymore.
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I know this is rather clichè but I think 2026 is going to be spent focusing on my physical health. I’d really like to get my body back to as close to how I used to look as possible. I’d also love to stop having to use a CPAP and taking blood pressure medication. I don’t wanna be fluffy anymore.
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December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Random thought: I wish I fluent in all languages spoken on earth and all types of sign language.
December 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Random thought: I wish I fluent in all languages spoken on earth and all types of sign language.
This made me happy so I wanted you to see it too 😋
December 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This made me happy so I wanted you to see it too 😋
Cleaning the soil off these BIG mushrooms for Christmas dinner 🥳
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Cleaning the soil off these BIG mushrooms for Christmas dinner 🥳
HAIRY FISHMAS!!!!! 🎅🏻🐻
merry fishmas
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December 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
HAIRY FISHMAS!!!!! 🎅🏻🐻
It honestly amazes me how many of y’all are following Instagram accounts where they have only three or four photos of some random generic white bear/cub, the profile was created in December of 2025, it’s based in Africa (Ghana, Nigeria, Zimbabwe), and there aren’t any likes or comments on any pics🤦🏻♂️🤨
December 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It honestly amazes me how many of y’all are following Instagram accounts where they have only three or four photos of some random generic white bear/cub, the profile was created in December of 2025, it’s based in Africa (Ghana, Nigeria, Zimbabwe), and there aren’t any likes or comments on any pics🤦🏻♂️🤨
If you've ever been chatting with someone and you immediately block them after they've decided to share something personal about themselves, you're a weak piece of shit. What goes around, comes around.
a woman in a pink dress is making a funny face and saying `` i said what i said '' .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is making a funny face and saying `` i said what i said '' .
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December 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If you've ever been chatting with someone and you immediately block them after they've decided to share something personal about themselves, you're a weak piece of shit. What goes around, comes around.
That feeling you may or may not get when you randomly stumble across some guy's Bluesky profile and then you suddenly notice that he's blocking you for some unknown reason🤔
a woman with dreadlocks is wearing a sweater and a coat with the words prime video on the bottom
ALT: a woman with dreadlocks is wearing a sweater and a coat with the words prime video on the bottom
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December 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
That feeling you may or may not get when you randomly stumble across some guy's Bluesky profile and then you suddenly notice that he's blocking you for some unknown reason🤔
Tonight I was reminded that if you’re past 40, never trust a fart 😳
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Tonight I was reminded that if you’re past 40, never trust a fart 😳
It’s Christmas in our bedroom so Santa must be cumming! 🎅🏻💦
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s Christmas in our bedroom so Santa must be cumming! 🎅🏻💦
We’re NEVER flying coach again. This is the ONLY way to travel to Hawaii or anywhere else 🥰🧘🏻♂️
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
We’re NEVER flying coach again. This is the ONLY way to travel to Hawaii or anywhere else 🥰🧘🏻♂️
I could totally get used to this shizz 🌊🧘♂️🏝️
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I could totally get used to this shizz 🌊🧘♂️🏝️
I hope this photo is real
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I hope this photo is real
Happy Friday! Me and who? 🐓🍭
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Happy Friday! Me and who? 🐓🍭
Typical Wednesday
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Typical Wednesday
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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