Brad Johnsmeyer
@bjohnsmeyer.bsky.social
Lover of 70's country music and cats. Trying my best. NYC and Rosendale, NY via Kansas.
Working on a new thing to help homeowners make energy-wise home improvements.
Working on a new thing to help homeowners make energy-wise home improvements.
I think dolphins have wings too
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I think dolphins have wings too
Cats look great in architectural digest photos. The only thing that instantly classes up a joint.
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Cats look great in architectural digest photos. The only thing that instantly classes up a joint.
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
October 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Joe!!! May you never be without modeling work.
October 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Joe!!! May you never be without modeling work.
Am I nuts or did he say “anthropomorgic”?
October 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Am I nuts or did he say “anthropomorgic”?
Wow. You just completely unlocked a memory for me. 🤣
I also loved the frosty malts, but much less room for comedy.
I also loved the frosty malts, but much less room for comedy.
October 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Wow. You just completely unlocked a memory for me. 🤣
I also loved the frosty malts, but much less room for comedy.
I also loved the frosty malts, but much less room for comedy.
Please make this wish come true.
It would be straight out of UHF.
It would be straight out of UHF.
September 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Please make this wish come true.
It would be straight out of UHF.
It would be straight out of UHF.
I bet Johnny Appleseed said this every day.
September 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I bet Johnny Appleseed said this every day.
Those Collider articles always disappoint (or succeed in being unintentionally funny).
SEO fodder… and I always WANT them to be interesting.
Allmusic has great content on a terrible website.
I’m lost!
SEO fodder… and I always WANT them to be interesting.
Allmusic has great content on a terrible website.
I’m lost!
September 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Those Collider articles always disappoint (or succeed in being unintentionally funny).
SEO fodder… and I always WANT them to be interesting.
Allmusic has great content on a terrible website.
I’m lost!
SEO fodder… and I always WANT them to be interesting.
Allmusic has great content on a terrible website.
I’m lost!
Thank you! I’m excited to check this out.
September 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Thank you! I’m excited to check this out.
Weirdly, “Forged in Fire” has a similar helpful dynamic. (At least in the early seasons).
September 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Weirdly, “Forged in Fire” has a similar helpful dynamic. (At least in the early seasons).
I watched this and Survivor during the pandemic…
Survivor left me feeling depressed about humanity while Great British Baking Show had the opposite effect.
I secretly feel like I can bake and realize with great humility every time I try that I have a lifetime of practice ahead of me. New hobby!
Survivor left me feeling depressed about humanity while Great British Baking Show had the opposite effect.
I secretly feel like I can bake and realize with great humility every time I try that I have a lifetime of practice ahead of me. New hobby!
September 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I watched this and Survivor during the pandemic…
Survivor left me feeling depressed about humanity while Great British Baking Show had the opposite effect.
I secretly feel like I can bake and realize with great humility every time I try that I have a lifetime of practice ahead of me. New hobby!
Survivor left me feeling depressed about humanity while Great British Baking Show had the opposite effect.
I secretly feel like I can bake and realize with great humility every time I try that I have a lifetime of practice ahead of me. New hobby!
Sung in Janis Joplin voice
September 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Sung in Janis Joplin voice
I tell people all the time!
September 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I tell people all the time!
I always wondered why I liked the early Wes Anderson movies best. Also, James Caan is amazing.
Yorgos Lanthimos has filled the quirky quota for me though.
Yorgos Lanthimos has filled the quirky quota for me though.
September 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I always wondered why I liked the early Wes Anderson movies best. Also, James Caan is amazing.
Yorgos Lanthimos has filled the quirky quota for me though.
Yorgos Lanthimos has filled the quirky quota for me though.
It really is. I saw it in the theater as a kid and thought, “I once caught a fish this big!” was such a good gag.
September 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It really is. I saw it in the theater as a kid and thought, “I once caught a fish this big!” was such a good gag.
I think this reference is too old, even for Bluesky. (But I appreciate it!)
September 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I think this reference is too old, even for Bluesky. (But I appreciate it!)
Nothing’s hotter than the Mo Jave desert.
August 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Nothing’s hotter than the Mo Jave desert.
