Bjarke the Bard
bjarkethebard.com
Bjarke the Bard
@bjarkethebard.com
🧛 DM currently running Curse of Strahd
🎲 DnD and TTRPG content creator
🪦 Connoisseur of spooky stories
🐉 Follow for DM tips & horror recs
https://bio.site/bjarkethebard
Tip: If your battle map looks like a body part, your players will comment on it. Especially if they're currently trudging through a body-horror dungeon that's literally the physical form of a minor god. Next thing you know—giggles. Lots of giggles.

Anyway, I'll definitely be redesigning this one...
January 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Figured out how to do some really nice Layering with @foundryvtt.bsky.social for last week's session.

I took my @inkarnate.com map and broke it up into layers, and exported the trees by themselves. Then In Foundry, I imported as a tile

Boom, trees the party could move under, and a more 3d map!
January 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Enjoying the snowy Sunday, though I think someone else is enjoying it more!
January 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
In the meantime, here are some pictures of the angy baby man.
January 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Runic Press Patrons - I am really excited for you to see what we have cooking for you this month. @dndwithplumbing.bsky.social has some great tables in the works, and @thewelshdm.bsky.social has an amazing Wondrous Location.

As for me, Im gonna be extra and just put up gifs
January 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Today's post was all about balancing player engagement by ensuring everyone gets their moment in the spotlight. I shared my thoughts, but now I want to hear from you:

How do you manage spotlight time at your TTRPG table? Let me know what works for you!
January 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
LouLou shares my feelings about being productive so early in the morning.
January 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
It is a good day when I can find room for both an Evangelion reference AND a Pacific Rim reference in an upcoming post!
January 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
He keeps trying to find the birds behind the TV, poor guy.

Speaking of black/white cats - here is Louis totally NOT being grumpy about being told not to chew on pens
January 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Olimar, getting his daily dose of birds via a Youtube channel.
January 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Looking for #ttrpg #art, preferably something I can pay for some packs of.

Looking for is field guide style sketches. Color, line art, or B&W Shaded any type is fine! Think something youd expect in a Peterson Field Guide, fantasy version (Also let me know if Im doing this wrong lol)

#dnd #artist
December 11, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Finally waking up with some tea and a mid morning snack
November 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Good Morning and Happy Monday, everyone! Looking to get to know everyone over here a bit better! Since its the first day of the workday for me this week I'll start with an easy question:

What are you looking forwards to this week? TTRPG related or otherwise? (Bonus picture of Louis falling asleep)
November 18, 2024 at 1:40 PM
November 18, 2024 at 1:35 PM
My vibes for the day be like
November 14, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Fantastic food that was both unique and comforting. Looking forward to our next special occasion, so we can go back!
November 9, 2024 at 5:26 PM
We finished up the evening with a saffron panacotta topped with fig sauce and an apple upside down cake. The cafe even made sure to put a candle on it for me!
November 9, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Dinner was Pappardelle pasta with mushrooms, cured egg yolks and black garlic in a rich madeira cream sauce, while Sarah had the Burcher's Cut, which turned out to be a 14 oz Wagyu New York Strip Steak with mushrooms and an excellent sauce.
November 9, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Appetizers were a seared cabbage salad with pickled onions and a butternut squash crepe cake with parmesan espuma and caviar.
November 9, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Finished up my birthday with a trip to the lovely Cafe Passeine, who made the mela extra special with some birthday surprises.
November 9, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Birthday Brunch at La Petite Patisserie
November 8, 2024 at 3:24 PM
New lock screen, courtesy of @kismetaclysm.bsky.social
October 30, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Been working on something for the holidays, and it's about ready. Here is a sneak peek (art by @kismetaclysm.bsky.social )
October 24, 2024 at 6:06 AM
And Finally - Bloom by Delilah S Dawson Started as the sweetest sapphic romance and then BAM, the horror twist in Bloom by left me shook. A love story that turns into a cautionary tale—this one sticks with you.
October 23, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Bury Your Gays by Chuck Tingle is a hilarious, absurd, and terrifying mix. AI taking over art? Characters coming to life? It’s a wild ride that shows the danger of corporate greed in creative spaces. A comedy-horror that really makes you think! (Also my first Chuck Tingle book!)
October 23, 2024 at 1:14 PM