Funny Twitter Name
@bitratenate.bsky.social
A deeply unserious person
He’s gonna start sending autistic people to work camps
RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures."
April 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
He’s gonna start sending autistic people to work camps
My dream job is running a local video rental store in 1996
February 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My dream job is running a local video rental store in 1996
Why are they called “toddlers”? Do they toddle?
February 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Why are they called “toddlers”? Do they toddle?
Objective reality has a left-wing bias
it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them
January 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Objective reality has a left-wing bias
Cool idea:
Band named “The Humans”
Only plays furry conventions
Band named “The Humans”
Only plays furry conventions
April 16, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Cool idea:
Band named “The Humans”
Only plays furry conventions
Band named “The Humans”
Only plays furry conventions
He washed feet.
February 11, 2024 at 11:53 PM
He washed feet.
Commercials are so stupid nowadays. I just watch a dude bribe his way into a club with a package of Chips Ahoy.
December 16, 2023 at 5:43 AM
Commercials are so stupid nowadays. I just watch a dude bribe his way into a club with a package of Chips Ahoy.
Do I have astigmatism or are everyone’s headlights way too fucking bright?
December 15, 2023 at 10:34 PM
Do I have astigmatism or are everyone’s headlights way too fucking bright?
How can you say this video is the best football plays “of all time” when all time hasn’t happened yet? Maybe wait for time to be over before making that claim.
December 14, 2023 at 3:32 PM
How can you say this video is the best football plays “of all time” when all time hasn’t happened yet? Maybe wait for time to be over before making that claim.
Impractical Jokers on mute is a surreal experience. Just a bunch of people with wacky reactions and zero context.
December 14, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Impractical Jokers on mute is a surreal experience. Just a bunch of people with wacky reactions and zero context.
Is 0 an even number?
December 4, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Is 0 an even number?
The year is 2030.
That’s all.
That’s all.
November 22, 2023 at 1:58 AM
The year is 2030.
That’s all.
That’s all.
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Web 3.0 isn’t NFTs. It’s the future where every companies APIs cost so much money that they become a substantial part of social media budgets.
November 18, 2023 at 7:11 AM
Web 3.0 isn’t NFTs. It’s the future where every companies APIs cost so much money that they become a substantial part of social media budgets.
You ever have those random #CS2 lobbies where the whole team clicks and everything goes perfect and then the server just fucking closes
November 11, 2023 at 3:45 AM
You ever have those random #CS2 lobbies where the whole team clicks and everything goes perfect and then the server just fucking closes
Guy Fieri: Alright people, we’re here at Guy’s Grocery Games. What do you got for us?
Me: I made Velveeta Shells & Cheese.
Me: I made Velveeta Shells & Cheese.
November 9, 2023 at 2:22 AM
Guy Fieri: Alright people, we’re here at Guy’s Grocery Games. What do you got for us?
Me: I made Velveeta Shells & Cheese.
Me: I made Velveeta Shells & Cheese.
You may be nerdy, but are you nerdy enough to be the token white dude in a black movie?
November 7, 2023 at 1:10 PM
You may be nerdy, but are you nerdy enough to be the token white dude in a black movie?
Retire? Don’t worry about me.
I plan on being murdered in 2040 in a terrorist attack perpetrated by a group whose rise to power was facilitated by the current genocide in Gaza
I plan on being murdered in 2040 in a terrorist attack perpetrated by a group whose rise to power was facilitated by the current genocide in Gaza
November 7, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Retire? Don’t worry about me.
I plan on being murdered in 2040 in a terrorist attack perpetrated by a group whose rise to power was facilitated by the current genocide in Gaza
I plan on being murdered in 2040 in a terrorist attack perpetrated by a group whose rise to power was facilitated by the current genocide in Gaza
Why the fuck does every company think I want to read their email newsletter? My inbox is so full of useless shit now.
November 1, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Why the fuck does every company think I want to read their email newsletter? My inbox is so full of useless shit now.
I have a great idea for a video game but i don’t want to put in the time to learn about how to make a game.
October 22, 2023 at 11:50 PM
I have a great idea for a video game but i don’t want to put in the time to learn about how to make a game.
So like, people who aren’t interested in interracial dating want a kid that looks like them (assuming they want kids), specifically in their race/skin color.
My question is, why is that the most important thing?
You kid is gonna look like you no matter what. Teach them to be a good person.
My question is, why is that the most important thing?
You kid is gonna look like you no matter what. Teach them to be a good person.
October 18, 2023 at 3:08 AM
So like, people who aren’t interested in interracial dating want a kid that looks like them (assuming they want kids), specifically in their race/skin color.
My question is, why is that the most important thing?
You kid is gonna look like you no matter what. Teach them to be a good person.
My question is, why is that the most important thing?
You kid is gonna look like you no matter what. Teach them to be a good person.
Eyyy! I’m from New York. My pronouns are dey/dem.
Fugeddaboudit
Fugeddaboudit
October 13, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Eyyy! I’m from New York. My pronouns are dey/dem.
Fugeddaboudit
Fugeddaboudit