Dear app makers and website owners: I do not want push notifications.

I never do.

Please fucking stop asking me if I want push notifications.

I don’t.

There should be a Lennon/McCartney appreciation day

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Rightwingers and MAGAs sound like: nothing should be regulated, regulations are bad, oh my god my car broke my family is dead my ass is on fire…

The more I look at this map of the #flatearth, the more hilarious it becomes. Imagine a flight from Buenos Aires to Sidney taking a stopover in Alaska.