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BiteMeMedusa thee Snecc 🐍 (she/they)
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Ceci n’est pas un mot de passe.

[Translation: This is not a password.]
An image that is a mock up of a login page. The account icon is a picture of the Louvre. Text says, “Enter your password.” The text field for the password has “Louvre” typed in. Below are the typical login text “forgot your password?” and “Next” to finish logging in. Below all the caption reads, “Ceci n’est pas un mot de passe.” (Translation: This is not a password). There is a fancy frame design around the whole graphic, as if it were a painting. There’s a watermark in the Louvre icon that reads “@BiteMeMedusa” (that’s meeee!) Context: There was a heist at the Louvre Museum in Paris. “According to the Libération newspaper, documents dating back to a 2014 inspection by the French National Agency for the Security of Computer Systems reported a staggering detail: the password of the Louvre's video surveillance server was simply "Louvre"” The caption of the image is a reference to a famous painting by René Magritte, titled “The Treachery of Images.” It is a painting of a pipe that is captioned “Ceci n’est pas une pipe.” (Translation: this is not a pipe) The Louvre image is from Pexels by Guillaume Meurice. I can’t take total credit, a brilliant friend cracked the joke and I ran with it.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Newsom can go gargle a cactus, but I’m a fan of her
ash.renee411 • › Gavin Newsom Press Office 2h Introducing: The Latina woman leading Gavin Newsom's Press Office Let's give credit where it's due - and much credit is due - to Camille Zapata, the digital powerhouse behind Gavin Newsom's feeds, serving viral hits with precision, style, and bite. She leads a small but fierce team of three, handling everything from graphic design to social media strategy to rapid-fire political comebacks. STILL WE RISE @_stillwerise Picture of a beautiful woman with bright red lipstick in a cowboy hat
August 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what’s the vibe in the group chat?

It’s very “fascists can spray Raid [pesticide] all they want, but THIS IS MY CITY”
A photograph showing 3 people in various poses on a stairwell, and they collectively cast the shadow of a giant cockroach that looks like it has its arms raised in some sort of assertive triumph.
August 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally:
A picture of someone dressed as the grim reaper, carrying a scythe, and floating in a swamp on a pink flamingo floaty. It is captioned: “She's a 10 but she's 97.3% feral and probably unable to be integrated back into society.” It’s from the @/copingchaos account on instagram.
August 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I only have two possible responses to this:
A picture of a very surprised man with the caption “Whaaaaa?” Caption: Him: “That pussy is out of this world.” Me: (picture of someone in a skintight green alien spandex suit wearing heels and a saucy leotard, and grabbing their groin.)
August 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Haha oh I know that so well, exactly what I do too! 😂 the more I want it to be legit intentional flirting vs just fun times, the more I convince myself the other person is definitely not flirting and I am delusional in imagining any chemistry 😅

I almost put in this image for my real flirting 🤣
A picture of a nervous dog side eyeing the camera. It is wearing a yellow blanket that says, “Please give me SPACE but also ATTENTION.”
August 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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How I think I flirt // How I actually flirt
A woman in lingerie laying alluringly on a pile of red rose petals with a flirtatious inviting look. Captioned: My therapist: “Just be yourself. Let people see the person that you are. Me: (A picture of a trashbag with two human legs).
August 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Preparing for #gameofshrooms on June 14th!
WIP Gouache paintings of really colorful mushrooms.
June 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Got a new tarot deck today and ummm…

🎶 Do you see what I see? 🎵

#tarot #tarotsky
Ace of coins tarot card. The card shows a pair of hands cupping a body above it. Just the legs and butt of the body are visible, the legs are curved around a coin, holding it between, against the pelvis. There are tree branches around the edges of the card. The unexpected thing is that it really looks like one tree branch is penetrating the butt like a dildo. This is the Oxoalia deck from Art of Play.
June 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Tomatoes!!!!!
A closeup photo of a tomato plant with two tiny baby tomatoes starting to grow on it.
June 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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These jumped out while shuffling
Two greek myth themes tarot cards on a wood desk. The first is The Fool, as represented by Icarus falling through the sky. The second is the Two of Pentacles.
May 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Mainly I’m really glad I saved something after this because I don’t think I’m ready for this kind of full moon energy lol
A mashup photo of the two guys from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas in a convertible with the top down, with Ken from Barbie in the back seat.
May 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The last meme you saved is how the full moon tomorrow will go for you…drop yours below

Ummm I’m not sure how to interpret this 🤣

#witchsky
A three panel image of man with an amazing mustache. 1) is captioned “I was arguing with a flat-earther and he said he would walk off the edge to prove me wrong.” 2) is captioned “I’m sure he’ll come around eventually.” 3) The man sips from a dainty teacup.
May 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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The scent is so lovely! Our native honeysuckle (Coral honeysuckle) looks like this!

I think the vibe with the white/yellow flowers is Japanese honeysuckle (Lonicera japonica)
Close up of native coral honeysuckle vine with tubular coral flowers. A bunch of coral honeysuckle vine flowering.
May 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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The scent is quite nice, but I think it’s the invasive honeysuckle because it’s definitely not coral honeysuckle. That said, there seem to be birds nesting in it, so we’ll leave it for the season.
Close up of dense honeysuckle vine, covered in white and pale yellow flowers. #gardensky #gardening #bloomscrolling #nativeplants #invasiveplants #plantid
May 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Good morning :)

The spiderwort is so happy in the yard, it’s a delight.

#nativeplants #gardensky #bloomscrolling
Close up of light purple spiderwort flowers and light green foliage A clump of light purple spiderwort flowers and green foliage.
May 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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More gifts from the garden 💗
Three pale lilac bearded irises in bloom.
May 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Babies! 🌱

(they were tasty 😁)
A close up of a planter with strawberry plants. There are two small ripe strawberries on the vine, plus a few developing green berries. #gardening #gardensky #growyourown #strawberries #spring
May 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Found her! Oh I’m so happy! 🌱

This little lady was planted by my mom at least 30 years ago and has battled total neglect, many a mowing, and aggressive invasive bamboo for 20 years, yet she perseveres 💗

My mom’s been gone 22 years, but each spring her plants return I feel her presence across time
Picture of a close up of a white peony flower amidst dense green foliage. #gardensky #gardening #peony #spring #bloomscroll
May 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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This was a week and a half of bamboo growth in 2020 😩
A brown dog sits in a yard where the vegetation is mostly dead except for a ton of baby bamboo spikes that are 6” to a foot+ tall.
May 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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She survived! 🌱

#gardening #clematis
A closeup of a purple/magenta clematis flower that is starting to open
May 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Evergreen tweet.

Is #herpsky a thing? Where the #herpetology fans at? Where are my people???
A tweet from @/arealduck. It says, “In biology, measuring reptile and amphibian length is typically done “snout-to-vent” meaning tip of nostril to cloaca. I propose we rename it “booper-to-pooper.” Thank you for your time. It was posted December 4, 2022.
April 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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A children’s book about farts cause uhhhh farts are funny?
The cover of a book titled, “Toots,” by Leslie Patricelli. It is a light green cover, showing a toddler in a diaper that is tooting and laughing
April 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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What’s made you downright cackle lately? I’ve been laughing about this for 24 hours.
A picture of a candy bar wrapper from Aldi. It looks like a knock off of kit-kats. The candy is named Take-it and says it contains “4 fingers.” The caption says, “This Aldi candy needs to calm tf down.”
April 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Today’s card: reversed Four of Cups
A tarot card, the reversed 4 of cups. It shows a person sitting in front of 3 cups with a hand offering a 4th cup to them. The seated person has their arms crossed in a gesture of refusal. #tarot #tarotsky #cardoftheday #cotd
April 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM