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Richard Persimmons
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I start wordle with “fugly” every day
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Couldn’t get it out of my head
A picture of Mary Wollstonecraft pasted over the poster for the 1996 movie The Craft. Your guess is as good as mine.
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Got my ass
Text exchange- Person A: waited until I was saying goodbye to lift my pant leg all the way up to show my friend my tattoo Classy Person B: that’s the first word that comes to mind when I describe you “She shows off her butt tattoo in a real classy way”
February 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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The double numbering of the dates in this book inspired a lifelong fascination with changing the calendars and honestly we could get it done in like a month if we tried.
The cover of Anastasia The Last Grand Duchess from The Royal Diaries series of children’s books about historical events. They had gold painted edges of the pages and shaped me into who I am today.
February 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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WHY IS MY GYNECOLOGIST TRYING TO SEE ME A SEMAGLUTIDE PROGRAM NOT COVERED BY INSURANCE I HATE IT HEREEEEEEE
Diet culture bullshit for $269 a month not covered by insurance
January 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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You know things are good when my Instagram ads are for eggs and baby carrots
An Instagram ad for wegmans supermarket showing a dozen eggs, wonder pop soda, baby carrots, creamy peanut butter, ground beef and frozen blueberries
January 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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We went FLYING out of the door. I had to run to catch him and put his back harness on.
January 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I know this could be used to dox me but look at my boy he loves the snow so much
January 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Despair
A one-eyed dilute tortoiseshell cat stares forlornly with her paw stretched out as she is being held back by a curly-haired woman’s arm. Her legs are akimbo and the woman’s hand is on her belly. Off screen, the pepperoni she yearns for sits only to be consumed by the woman, none for the kitten.
December 27, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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I just learned about him and I love him
Mr. Zip, a cartoon from the 1960s created by USPS to teach Americans about the zip code system
December 21, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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Desire
A small cat lays partially belly up, reaching towards a plate with a half-eaten cinnamon roll on it. A woman’s hand is on the cat’s belly, keeping her in place and holding her just out of reach of her dreams.
December 18, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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I love my son and his partner
A grey tabby cat sitting on a couch next to pink pillows and partially covered by a soft blanket.
December 12, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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Never not thinking of her
A still from a video where a woman dances in a mask during the 2020 Myanmar coup
December 3, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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About to take the hardest nap of all time
A woman lays on a couch, covered by a blanket. In the foreground next to her is a black poodle wearing a blue bandanna and light blue diaper with daisies on it. On her shoulder you can see half of a large grey cat. On top of the cushion is another grey and orange cat, sleeping.
November 30, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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Wow cappy was named best in show??? They saw him through the tv and said wait we made a mistake
A fuzzy black toy poodle wearing a diaper with pink and red roses on it seated on a couch
November 28, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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My dog is all head, with his body tapering off to his atrophied back legs. My cat is the exact opposite, his tiny head at constant odds with his giant belly
A grey cat lays very flat on the bed. He appears wedge shaped as his butt is much larger than his head.
November 25, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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Find someone that looks at you like my dog looks at mac and cheese
A black toy poodle looks over his shoulder directly into the camera. He’s laying on a grey dog bed. He’s wearing a pink belly band diaper. He’s a fluffy little guy
November 24, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Sleepy baby kittens it would be a shame if someone were to start rubbing bellies
Two grey kitties sleeping on a bed
November 24, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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In January I took him out in the snow and thought he wouldn’t want to spend more than a second in it but he LOVED it
A paralyzed black toy poodle wearing a pink and purple harness and blue diaper with yellow sunflowers on it drags his back legs through the snow.
November 22, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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Here is the recipe passed down from generation to generation on my mom’s death bed
A screenshot of the notes app that says “one can soup. Two can green beans. Bake 375 whatever time it says on can. Just no soy sauce and no? Strain green beans”
November 21, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Everyone tell him he looks good in his new diaper. He knows it already he’s just exceedingly vain.
A black toy poodle wears a pink and blue tie dye belly band. He’s sitting in the lap of a woman in a pink shirt. They almost match, implying she’s the kind of person who would match her outfit to her poodle’s diaper.
November 18, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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Queen of physics
A chubby dilute tortoiseshell cat lounging on a white pillow, holding onto the top with one front paw while she licks her other paw.
November 14, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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Area woman submerged in tiny pets
A tortoiseshell cat sits on a purple and white blanket in the background while a black toy poodle poses for the camera. They’re on a pink couch in front of a wall hung with framed wedding photos.
November 13, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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Is this good
A broken wrist A visibly broken wrist without a cast A wrist swollen from breaking
November 5, 2023 at 11:39 PM
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when you re being mean to me just know this is who you're being mean to
A white poodle who has been dyed multiple shades of blue and groomed to show off swirls of color. His butt is facing the camera and his head is turned to look over his shoulder at the camera . His tongue is out. He is a magnificent creature.
October 19, 2023 at 2:39 PM
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Why does my white noise app have a Spotify wrapped
A screenshot of an app that says I have listened to sleep sounds for 1240 minutes total and that puts me in the top 13% of users
October 17, 2023 at 2:52 AM