Tara Witch
@bitchvanburen.bsky.social
Trying to be mercy in a merciless place.
@skatie420.bsky.social I miss you please talk about The Great Molasses Flood thank you
July 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@skatie420.bsky.social I miss you please talk about The Great Molasses Flood thank you
Indiana Jones summer (I’m finding cursed objects and yelling about snakes)
June 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Indiana Jones summer (I’m finding cursed objects and yelling about snakes)
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I wanted to one-up @bitchvanburen.bsky.social talking about Joplin being hit by an F5 tornado so I told her I was once hit by an F-150
June 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I wanted to one-up @bitchvanburen.bsky.social talking about Joplin being hit by an F5 tornado so I told her I was once hit by an F-150
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Gremlin noises
April 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Gremlin noises
The current state of teaching is that my newest mode of correction for children is saying, “you aren’t in a Call of Duty lobby. Act right.”
February 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The current state of teaching is that my newest mode of correction for children is saying, “you aren’t in a Call of Duty lobby. Act right.”
It’s probably terminal.
@bitchvanburen.bsky.social and her husband are both sick with what doctors are describing as "Bad Vibes"
February 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s probably terminal.
I know Andrew loves me because I came home crying and went straight to bed and he made me mini corndogs and then put all my rocks out in the full moon.
February 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I know Andrew loves me because I came home crying and went straight to bed and he made me mini corndogs and then put all my rocks out in the full moon.
I’m just here so I won’t get fined.
February 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I’m just here so I won’t get fined.
Got to hang out with my favorite person in the world today. Pic related.
January 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Got to hang out with my favorite person in the world today. Pic related.
Quick reminder: fuck the Grammys.
December 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Quick reminder: fuck the Grammys.
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Northside has stolen my brother. He lives in the boardroom now.
December 11, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Northside has stolen my brother. He lives in the boardroom now.
Sometimes I scroll through my phone like there’s a secret app that will take my boredom away. It’s never there.
December 9, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Sometimes I scroll through my phone like there’s a secret app that will take my boredom away. It’s never there.
I was really enjoying the movie I was watching and then they played my girl CARLY at the end??? 5 stars.
December 7, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I was really enjoying the movie I was watching and then they played my girl CARLY at the end??? 5 stars.
As a follow up to my last post: my anxiety and depression have shown up many ways over the years. In elementary school, I got the classic stomach aches. In middle school I was incredibly angry. High school was hives and insomnia, college was panic attacks.
December 7, 2024 at 5:15 AM
As a follow up to my last post: my anxiety and depression have shown up many ways over the years. In elementary school, I got the classic stomach aches. In middle school I was incredibly angry. High school was hives and insomnia, college was panic attacks.
Being pukey is soooo 2023. We’re breaking out in hives now.
December 7, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Being pukey is soooo 2023. We’re breaking out in hives now.
“I gotta remember I have a pair of scissors in my ass.”
December 5, 2024 at 5:08 PM
“I gotta remember I have a pair of scissors in my ass.”
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my Spotify wrapped is just 975,346,212 listens to the dog of wisdom
December 4, 2024 at 4:14 PM
my Spotify wrapped is just 975,346,212 listens to the dog of wisdom
I would like everyone to know that I wrote my entire 15 page research paper today. I did it. I need to proofread it tomorrow to make sure I didn’t just write “I love raccoons and Sarah Castro” over and over by page 8, but I’m pretty sure I got it done.
December 4, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I would like everyone to know that I wrote my entire 15 page research paper today. I did it. I need to proofread it tomorrow to make sure I didn’t just write “I love raccoons and Sarah Castro” over and over by page 8, but I’m pretty sure I got it done.
If there’s one thing Andrew is gonna do, it’s make loud ass random gun clinking sounds when the rest of the house is trying to sleep.
December 3, 2024 at 4:37 AM
If there’s one thing Andrew is gonna do, it’s make loud ass random gun clinking sounds when the rest of the house is trying to sleep.
I am where I need to be.
December 3, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I am where I need to be.
Telling all of my classes I’m going to be gone tomorrow to write a 15 page grad school paper and they’re acting like I’m going off to war. (I am, they are correct.)
December 2, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Telling all of my classes I’m going to be gone tomorrow to write a 15 page grad school paper and they’re acting like I’m going off to war. (I am, they are correct.)
@tannerwelch.bsky.social and I are in our Columbo era. We’ll get back to M*A*S*H at some point.
December 2, 2024 at 12:59 AM
@tannerwelch.bsky.social and I are in our Columbo era. We’ll get back to M*A*S*H at some point.
I am home. I worked out. I did laundry. I took the most in depth shower. Now I’m in my own bed watching Ghost Whisperer.
December 1, 2024 at 5:09 AM
I am home. I worked out. I did laundry. I took the most in depth shower. Now I’m in my own bed watching Ghost Whisperer.