Chloe
@bitchlasagna.bsky.social
33//horror and knick knack freak
on a better note - spooky baby incoming this year
April 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
on a better note - spooky baby incoming this year
i hit the used bookstore goldmine today i yelled when i saw this
January 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i hit the used bookstore goldmine today i yelled when i saw this
forever obsessed with my tattoo artist
January 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
forever obsessed with my tattoo artist
I DID IT IM FINALLY DONE
January 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I DID IT IM FINALLY DONE
ONE DOWN ONE TO GOOOOOOOOO
January 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
ONE DOWN ONE TO GOOOOOOOOO
my sister made CJ and i into pops for our christmas gift 😭
January 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
my sister made CJ and i into pops for our christmas gift 😭
POST YOUR FAVORITE SIMPSONS FACIAL EXPRESSION (i have two and i couldn’t decide 🤭)
January 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
POST YOUR FAVORITE SIMPSONS FACIAL EXPRESSION (i have two and i couldn’t decide 🤭)
also i’m so fucking tired of studying but i have to retake the worst test of my life on monday so my whole weekend is reading 🥲
December 15, 2024 at 12:35 AM
also i’m so fucking tired of studying but i have to retake the worst test of my life on monday so my whole weekend is reading 🥲
i need to fix that upper lip/nose combo but that philtrum/columella combo is not my friend tonight and she looks a little wonky. GILLIAN ANDERSON ILY AND I WILL MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD FOR MY FINAL I SWEAR
December 8, 2024 at 3:52 AM
i need to fix that upper lip/nose combo but that philtrum/columella combo is not my friend tonight and she looks a little wonky. GILLIAN ANDERSON ILY AND I WILL MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD FOR MY FINAL I SWEAR
last day in the office but nothing but happiness on my end since i no longer have to sit next to an insane bigot ✨ also glad i get to focus on just embalming after graduation rather than funeral directing, i 🖤 anatomy
November 13, 2024 at 8:54 PM
last day in the office but nothing but happiness on my end since i no longer have to sit next to an insane bigot ✨ also glad i get to focus on just embalming after graduation rather than funeral directing, i 🖤 anatomy
also it was class photo day, my headshot will be back in a couple weeks but look at how cute we all are 😭
November 13, 2024 at 8:53 PM
also it was class photo day, my headshot will be back in a couple weeks but look at how cute we all are 😭
time to reconstruct a face
November 11, 2024 at 4:36 PM
time to reconstruct a face
finally playing turnip boy and LOL 💀
November 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
finally playing turnip boy and LOL 💀
my no context review of Heretic
November 9, 2024 at 2:21 PM
my no context review of Heretic
richard vs lego richard
November 8, 2024 at 7:05 PM
richard vs lego richard
an hour ago i was embalming a body post-autopsy, now i’m home eating tacos and watching baby sensory videos with my pets. life is weird that way but i love it.
November 7, 2024 at 11:46 PM
an hour ago i was embalming a body post-autopsy, now i’m home eating tacos and watching baby sensory videos with my pets. life is weird that way but i love it.
i loved fall of the house of usher and i got to make raven jokes in the last ep bc i conveniently started this piece last friday LOL
October 20, 2023 at 2:49 AM
i loved fall of the house of usher and i got to make raven jokes in the last ep bc i conveniently started this piece last friday LOL
today at work i got to go into our on-site masonic temple (yes i know it was wild and very creepy) and saw russell stover’s crypt. his/his wife’s crypts were made special, written in the timeless Russell Stover packaging font 🥹
August 28, 2023 at 11:31 PM
today at work i got to go into our on-site masonic temple (yes i know it was wild and very creepy) and saw russell stover’s crypt. his/his wife’s crypts were made special, written in the timeless Russell Stover packaging font 🥹
@thesmokingman.bsky.social handed me this thing that looked like a candy earlier so i opened it and popped it in my mouth before he could say anything. little did i know that he was about to explain to me that he bought 100 individually wrapped compressed towels 🥲
August 19, 2023 at 2:58 AM
@thesmokingman.bsky.social handed me this thing that looked like a candy earlier so i opened it and popped it in my mouth before he could say anything. little did i know that he was about to explain to me that he bought 100 individually wrapped compressed towels 🥲
i just had an ig reel tell me about this bakery near me but i don’t think i would be able to go without cry laughing the whole time
August 7, 2023 at 3:51 PM
i just had an ig reel tell me about this bakery near me but i don’t think i would be able to go without cry laughing the whole time
little miss i have an interdigital cyst has discovered a love for napping on fancy people pillows
August 1, 2023 at 7:51 PM
little miss i have an interdigital cyst has discovered a love for napping on fancy people pillows
