Chloe
@bitchlasagna.bsky.social
33//horror and knick knack freak
both my husband and i getting 8 hours of sleep with a newborn?? i have a sweet little angel baby that loves to nap, it’s a miracle 🥹
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
both my husband and i getting 8 hours of sleep with a newborn?? i have a sweet little angel baby that loves to nap, it’s a miracle 🥹
idk who is having big feelings in the ramen shop by my house but they’re blasting miserable at best in a full restaurant lmaoooo
October 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
idk who is having big feelings in the ramen shop by my house but they’re blasting miserable at best in a full restaurant lmaoooo
open enrollment is so stressful like what do you mean for my family to have a not high deductible plan with BCBS it’s $600+ per paycheck??? not including vision or dental??? i hate it here (and will be continuing my high deductible plan for eternity)
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
open enrollment is so stressful like what do you mean for my family to have a not high deductible plan with BCBS it’s $600+ per paycheck??? not including vision or dental??? i hate it here (and will be continuing my high deductible plan for eternity)
the caramel apple empanada being back at taco bell when i’m on a fairly strict diet should be illegal because i could easily eat 10 of those a day
September 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the caramel apple empanada being back at taco bell when i’m on a fairly strict diet should be illegal because i could easily eat 10 of those a day
now how the fuck am i supposed to take my insulin if the pharmacy doesn’t give me any needles??? 😭 i open my package and boom two pens and nothing else. i don’t mind buying them but it would have been nice to know before i left the store 5 hours ago, i’m so ready to be done with this
September 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
now how the fuck am i supposed to take my insulin if the pharmacy doesn’t give me any needles??? 😭 i open my package and boom two pens and nothing else. i don’t mind buying them but it would have been nice to know before i left the store 5 hours ago, i’m so ready to be done with this
why is my hospital broadcasting an automated prayer over the intercom 😭
August 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
why is my hospital broadcasting an automated prayer over the intercom 😭
also my newfound gestational diabetes diagnosis has made life a thousand times more annoying so that’s not helping my mood so this was terrible timing for this “news” to come out lol
August 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
also my newfound gestational diabetes diagnosis has made life a thousand times more annoying so that’s not helping my mood so this was terrible timing for this “news” to come out lol
taylor swift/travis kelce content is already insufferable bc why would i care about a couple rich people getting engaged, but living in Kansas City takes it up 10 notches of irritating 😭 the grocery stores are about to be stocked with swiftie engagement merch
August 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
taylor swift/travis kelce content is already insufferable bc why would i care about a couple rich people getting engaged, but living in Kansas City takes it up 10 notches of irritating 😭 the grocery stores are about to be stocked with swiftie engagement merch
going to a chappell roan show at 36 weeks pregnant because i refuse to not have fun 😭
August 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
going to a chappell roan show at 36 weeks pregnant because i refuse to not have fun 😭
my baby has maybe 20ish outfits to wear as of right now but books?? almost 100 😂 he will be coming out of this womb ready to read
July 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
my baby has maybe 20ish outfits to wear as of right now but books?? almost 100 😂 he will be coming out of this womb ready to read
t pain in st. louis a week before my due date, adtr in independence two days before my due date
the world wants me to suffer with this poor ass timing but im sure if i haven’t gone into labor i will be at adtr still 😌
the world wants me to suffer with this poor ass timing but im sure if i haven’t gone into labor i will be at adtr still 😌
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
t pain in st. louis a week before my due date, adtr in independence two days before my due date
the world wants me to suffer with this poor ass timing but im sure if i haven’t gone into labor i will be at adtr still 😌
the world wants me to suffer with this poor ass timing but im sure if i haven’t gone into labor i will be at adtr still 😌
i love how everyone that’s heard details about how i’ve been feeling/what i’ve been craving said i’m for sure having a boy…guess those old wives tales are pretty accurate because this dude loves mexican food and hasn’t made me sick even once 😂
May 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i love how everyone that’s heard details about how i’ve been feeling/what i’ve been craving said i’m for sure having a boy…guess those old wives tales are pretty accurate because this dude loves mexican food and hasn’t made me sick even once 😂
on a better note - spooky baby incoming this year
April 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
on a better note - spooky baby incoming this year
sooooo many people are disappointing me today with this BN tour news, but sure *nostalgia*
March 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
sooooo many people are disappointing me today with this BN tour news, but sure *nostalgia*
things currently keeping me alive: key lime la croix, a large sprite from sonic with strawberries, spicy dill pickle goldfish, and costco’s strawberry banana smoothie
March 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
things currently keeping me alive: key lime la croix, a large sprite from sonic with strawberries, spicy dill pickle goldfish, and costco’s strawberry banana smoothie
fuck yeah cj and i are going to denver for our birthday weekend, already got us reservations at casa bonita 😎
March 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
fuck yeah cj and i are going to denver for our birthday weekend, already got us reservations at casa bonita 😎
my husband knows me too well bc he asked if i want to meet don bluth at the KC Comicon next month - he knows me and the secret of nihm are like 🤞🏻
February 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
my husband knows me too well bc he asked if i want to meet don bluth at the KC Comicon next month - he knows me and the secret of nihm are like 🤞🏻
Reposted by Chloe
PSA: All of David Lynch's features have just dropped at archive dot org, including Industrial Symphony No 1, Hotel Room, and the Duran Duran concert
Filmography: David Lynch : David Lynch : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Posted in respects of the late David Lynch (1946–2025). All of Lynch's feature-length content.Eraserhead (1977): A hapless factory worker tries to survive...
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February 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
PSA: All of David Lynch's features have just dropped at archive dot org, including Industrial Symphony No 1, Hotel Room, and the Duran Duran concert
i’m on a MAFS kick rn and genuinely don’t understand that this girl is DEADSET on a 1950’s “i submit to my husband” marriage while at the same time thinks she’s going to be treated as a partner like ??????
February 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i’m on a MAFS kick rn and genuinely don’t understand that this girl is DEADSET on a 1950’s “i submit to my husband” marriage while at the same time thinks she’s going to be treated as a partner like ??????
a second plane has hit my body - i took a test sip of coke zero bc i haven’t wanted one all week (VERY unlike me) and it tastes like shit
February 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
a second plane has hit my body - i took a test sip of coke zero bc i haven’t wanted one all week (VERY unlike me) and it tastes like shit
why has my body forsaken me 😭 my p
strawberry tasted bad/bland so i only ate like half of one, then i had to brush my teeth to try and get the taste out of my mouth but now it’s WORSE
strawberry tasted bad/bland so i only ate like half of one, then i had to brush my teeth to try and get the taste out of my mouth but now it’s WORSE
February 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
why has my body forsaken me 😭 my p
strawberry tasted bad/bland so i only ate like half of one, then i had to brush my teeth to try and get the taste out of my mouth but now it’s WORSE
strawberry tasted bad/bland so i only ate like half of one, then i had to brush my teeth to try and get the taste out of my mouth but now it’s WORSE
the amount of people on tiktok going feral for that Jesse Lacey acoustic set is 🥴 like…so we are just ignoring the whole “he’s a pedophile” thing??
February 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
the amount of people on tiktok going feral for that Jesse Lacey acoustic set is 🥴 like…so we are just ignoring the whole “he’s a pedophile” thing??
of course the day i feel nauseated is the day the office smells like decomp bodies 😭 my candle is working overtime today
January 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
of course the day i feel nauseated is the day the office smells like decomp bodies 😭 my candle is working overtime today
im a chronic yapper and i hate health stigmas so idc - trying to have a baby is the most anxiety ridden process like suddenly i can’t stop burping 24/7, and i feel like shit all the time ALSO wtf is this two week waiting process to see if there’s even a baby in me??? i am not built for this 🥲
January 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
im a chronic yapper and i hate health stigmas so idc - trying to have a baby is the most anxiety ridden process like suddenly i can’t stop burping 24/7, and i feel like shit all the time ALSO wtf is this two week waiting process to see if there’s even a baby in me??? i am not built for this 🥲
and there go the fireworks in kansas city, can’t wait for my neighborhood to be on nextdoor asking if it’s fireworks or gunshots 😂
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
and there go the fireworks in kansas city, can’t wait for my neighborhood to be on nextdoor asking if it’s fireworks or gunshots 😂