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Chloe
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33//horror and knick knack freak
both my husband and i getting 8 hours of sleep with a newborn?? i have a sweet little angel baby that loves to nap, it’s a miracle 🥹
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
idk who is having big feelings in the ramen shop by my house but they’re blasting miserable at best in a full restaurant lmaoooo
October 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
open enrollment is so stressful like what do you mean for my family to have a not high deductible plan with BCBS it’s $600+ per paycheck??? not including vision or dental??? i hate it here (and will be continuing my high deductible plan for eternity)
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
the caramel apple empanada being back at taco bell when i’m on a fairly strict diet should be illegal because i could easily eat 10 of those a day
September 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
now how the fuck am i supposed to take my insulin if the pharmacy doesn’t give me any needles??? 😭 i open my package and boom two pens and nothing else. i don’t mind buying them but it would have been nice to know before i left the store 5 hours ago, i’m so ready to be done with this
September 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
why is my hospital broadcasting an automated prayer over the intercom 😭
August 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
also my newfound gestational diabetes diagnosis has made life a thousand times more annoying so that’s not helping my mood so this was terrible timing for this “news” to come out lol
August 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
taylor swift/travis kelce content is already insufferable bc why would i care about a couple rich people getting engaged, but living in Kansas City takes it up 10 notches of irritating 😭 the grocery stores are about to be stocked with swiftie engagement merch
August 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
going to a chappell roan show at 36 weeks pregnant because i refuse to not have fun 😭
August 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
my baby has maybe 20ish outfits to wear as of right now but books?? almost 100 😂 he will be coming out of this womb ready to read
July 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
t pain in st. louis a week before my due date, adtr in independence two days before my due date

the world wants me to suffer with this poor ass timing but im sure if i haven’t gone into labor i will be at adtr still 😌
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i love how everyone that’s heard details about how i’ve been feeling/what i’ve been craving said i’m for sure having a boy…guess those old wives tales are pretty accurate because this dude loves mexican food and hasn’t made me sick even once 😂
May 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
on a better note - spooky baby incoming this year
April 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sooooo many people are disappointing me today with this BN tour news, but sure *nostalgia*
March 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
things currently keeping me alive: key lime la croix, a large sprite from sonic with strawberries, spicy dill pickle goldfish, and costco’s strawberry banana smoothie
March 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
fuck yeah cj and i are going to denver for our birthday weekend, already got us reservations at casa bonita 😎
March 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
my husband knows me too well bc he asked if i want to meet don bluth at the KC Comicon next month - he knows me and the secret of nihm are like 🤞🏻
February 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Reposted by Chloe
PSA: All of David Lynch's features have just dropped at archive dot org, including Industrial Symphony No 1, Hotel Room, and the Duran Duran concert
Filmography: David Lynch : David Lynch : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Posted in respects of the late David Lynch (1946–2025). All of Lynch's feature-length content.Eraserhead (1977): A hapless factory worker tries to survive...
archive.org
February 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
i’m on a MAFS kick rn and genuinely don’t understand that this girl is DEADSET on a 1950’s “i submit to my husband” marriage while at the same time thinks she’s going to be treated as a partner like ??????
February 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
a second plane has hit my body - i took a test sip of coke zero bc i haven’t wanted one all week (VERY unlike me) and it tastes like shit
February 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
why has my body forsaken me 😭 my p
strawberry tasted bad/bland so i only ate like half of one, then i had to brush my teeth to try and get the taste out of my mouth but now it’s WORSE
February 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the amount of people on tiktok going feral for that Jesse Lacey acoustic set is 🥴 like…so we are just ignoring the whole “he’s a pedophile” thing??
February 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
of course the day i feel nauseated is the day the office smells like decomp bodies 😭 my candle is working overtime today
January 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
im a chronic yapper and i hate health stigmas so idc - trying to have a baby is the most anxiety ridden process like suddenly i can’t stop burping 24/7, and i feel like shit all the time ALSO wtf is this two week waiting process to see if there’s even a baby in me??? i am not built for this 🥲
January 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
and there go the fireworks in kansas city, can’t wait for my neighborhood to be on nextdoor asking if it’s fireworks or gunshots 😂
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM