Stoned Hag
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Alyssa/♈️| she/they
Stoner in STEM| hag dyke | found footage fiend | podcaster: Let’s Get Fucked Up on Spotify |
Stoner in STEM| hag dyke | found footage fiend | podcaster: Let’s Get Fucked Up on Spotify |
Samantha: Finally! We have a hot mayor!
Charlotte: I’m just a little worried about how safe the city is going to be for *whispers* Jews
Miranda: I think this could be a really huge turning point for the Democratic Party
Carrie: Big is moving to Israel
Charlotte: I’m just a little worried about how safe the city is going to be for *whispers* Jews
Miranda: I think this could be a really huge turning point for the Democratic Party
Carrie: Big is moving to Israel
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Samantha: Finally! We have a hot mayor!
Charlotte: I’m just a little worried about how safe the city is going to be for *whispers* Jews
Miranda: I think this could be a really huge turning point for the Democratic Party
Carrie: Big is moving to Israel
Charlotte: I’m just a little worried about how safe the city is going to be for *whispers* Jews
Miranda: I think this could be a really huge turning point for the Democratic Party
Carrie: Big is moving to Israel
These are the autumn vibes also I’m getting married in 10 days
October 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
These are the autumn vibes also I’m getting married in 10 days
My son……he’s a croissant now
October 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My son……he’s a croissant now
Thesis was really good
April 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Thesis was really good
I love the beautiful sights of Philadelphia
April 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I love the beautiful sights of Philadelphia
New phone background just dropped and it’s pigeon
April 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
New phone background just dropped and it’s pigeon
This weekend was a conclave fr
April 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This weekend was a conclave fr
The masculine power of suit + dry erase marker + Getty images. Not many have enough swag for this and I might have what it takes
April 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The masculine power of suit + dry erase marker + Getty images. Not many have enough swag for this and I might have what it takes
Guys I have a business plan,………I think I’m cooking……
April 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Guys I have a business plan,………I think I’m cooking……
And then this is the kind of shit I have inside :,) trash, reptiles, bugs and eye surgery
April 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
And then this is the kind of shit I have inside :,) trash, reptiles, bugs and eye surgery
My journal looks so cute w this cameo charm Ive had squirreled away
April 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
My journal looks so cute w this cameo charm Ive had squirreled away
Wore a cunty little ascot today and saw a used tampon on the bottom floor of the parking garage
April 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Wore a cunty little ascot today and saw a used tampon on the bottom floor of the parking garage
Outfit today balls hard
April 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Outfit today balls hard
Decorated my new work journal yesterday :,)
April 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Decorated my new work journal yesterday :,)
Tiny Pigeon couch has a new home
April 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tiny Pigeon couch has a new home
The thrift store was libbing out today
April 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The thrift store was libbing out today
Hold up….. the Sultan’s HOT
April 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hold up….. the Sultan’s HOT
Great…..more unrealistic body standards for women 🙄
April 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Great…..more unrealistic body standards for women 🙄
