Stoned Hag
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Alyssa/♈️| she/they
Stoner in STEM| hag dyke | found footage fiend | podcaster: Let’s Get Fucked Up on Spotify |
Stoner in STEM| hag dyke | found footage fiend | podcaster: Let’s Get Fucked Up on Spotify |
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I can’t stop saying “Big is moving to Israel”
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I can’t stop saying “Big is moving to Israel”
Samantha: Finally! We have a hot mayor!
Charlotte: I’m just a little worried about how safe the city is going to be for *whispers* Jews
Miranda: I think this could be a really huge turning point for the Democratic Party
Carrie: Big is moving to Israel
Charlotte: I’m just a little worried about how safe the city is going to be for *whispers* Jews
Miranda: I think this could be a really huge turning point for the Democratic Party
Carrie: Big is moving to Israel
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Samantha: Finally! We have a hot mayor!
Charlotte: I’m just a little worried about how safe the city is going to be for *whispers* Jews
Miranda: I think this could be a really huge turning point for the Democratic Party
Carrie: Big is moving to Israel
Charlotte: I’m just a little worried about how safe the city is going to be for *whispers* Jews
Miranda: I think this could be a really huge turning point for the Democratic Party
Carrie: Big is moving to Israel
These are the autumn vibes also I’m getting married in 10 days
October 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
These are the autumn vibes also I’m getting married in 10 days
My son……he’s a croissant now
October 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My son……he’s a croissant now
I’m pretty sure hell is San Francisco
October 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m pretty sure hell is San Francisco
don’t let me get in my zone (favorite stall at the work bathroom)
September 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
don’t let me get in my zone (favorite stall at the work bathroom)
me calling the tech guy in the scheme for help: hey uh…it’s me…from the heist
June 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
me calling the tech guy in the scheme for help: hey uh…it’s me…from the heist
unfortunately I want to watch Hasan disable the content nuke
May 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
unfortunately I want to watch Hasan disable the content nuke
Thesis was really good
April 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Thesis was really good
I love the beautiful sights of Philadelphia
April 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I love the beautiful sights of Philadelphia
New phone background just dropped and it’s pigeon
April 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
New phone background just dropped and it’s pigeon
This weekend was a conclave fr
April 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This weekend was a conclave fr
fully automated luxury space communism? 🚬 haven’t heard that in years…..
April 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
fully automated luxury space communism? 🚬 haven’t heard that in years…..
I fear I’m at risk for believing anything a bisexual man tells me. I’m unfortunately gullible and bisexual
April 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I fear I’m at risk for believing anything a bisexual man tells me. I’m unfortunately gullible and bisexual
Guys I have a business plan,………I think I’m cooking……
April 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Guys I have a business plan,………I think I’m cooking……
jealous of every single person with a fresh loaf of sourdough bread right now
April 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
jealous of every single person with a fresh loaf of sourdough bread right now
My journal looks so cute w this cameo charm Ive had squirreled away
April 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
My journal looks so cute w this cameo charm Ive had squirreled away
Wore a cunty little ascot today and saw a used tampon on the bottom floor of the parking garage
April 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Wore a cunty little ascot today and saw a used tampon on the bottom floor of the parking garage
normalize being annoying sometimes
April 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
normalize being annoying sometimes
Outfit today balls hard
April 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Outfit today balls hard
It’s actually woke and gay to be alive. If you don’t want to be woke and gay you should probably kys
April 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It’s actually woke and gay to be alive. If you don’t want to be woke and gay you should probably kys
Decorated my new work journal yesterday :,)
April 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Decorated my new work journal yesterday :,)