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Natalie (biologically)
@bitchcity.bsky.social
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too cool for the squares, too square for the cools

she/her, 40, PDX
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In case you hate having air in your tires, these are like $3
A picture of a 4-way tool that is used to remove or replace valve stem cores in its packaging with additional valve cores.
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Carbonara, bong hits, & chocolate. Ready to put this week to bed.
A close up shot of a bowl of spaghetti carbonara. There is a sheen to the noodles, and flecks of pancetta and black pepper.
October 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Here’s one of the lil rascals now, this is Norman, near the end of their molting period, which is why he looks a lil fucked up.
A picture of a molting crow named Norman standing on a shiny black surface, against an asphalt background. There is a wooden fence, a cinder block, and a trash can further in the background.
October 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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@littleacguy.bsky.social saw this post and knew I needed the cuntiest keychain to cute up my keys
An epoxy keychain of a fairy girl in a black crop top, undies, and black pleaser heels hangs from Natalie’s keys on the outside of her black, pebbled leather purse.
September 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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submerged myself in a body of water for the first time in like 15 years yesterday
A shot of the beach on the north side of Sauvie Island in Oregon’s Willamette River. The sky and the river are both beautiful and blue.
July 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Went to the coast to commune with the ocean for a little bit
A picture taken by me of Haystack Rock and a couple of its neighbors at Oregon’s Cannon Beach
July 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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A hot person said this so it’s obviously true
A screenshot of a DM sent to me, the cutest barista in Portland, hands-down.
June 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Feeling sexy after listening to the voices in my icebox
Sigourney Weaver as Dana Barrett/Zuul in Ghostbusters. She is opening a door with her arms raised and looking at Bill Murray as Peter Venkman out of frame when she is possessed by the herald of Gozer, Zuul.
May 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Breaking News: I love this perfect baby goblin.
My beautiful black cat, Pizza, looking at the camera like a perfect baby angel. She is lying on my bed, her front legs out in front of her, in front of a blurred background.
May 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Went and did a lil grass touchin’ walkabout with my friend today, picked up some bootlicker trash in the nature preserve. Good day 💕
A section of the area just off trail in the Beckett Slough nature preserve in Dallas, Oregon. The trail is in the right of frame and there are several trees and wooded areas dotting the rolling hill. There is a large, old downed tree in center frame, and a pond in the distant background. The sky is clear and blue, and there are lots of grasses and maybe a wildflower or two in the foreground near the trail.
May 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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best NY style pie in Portland right here
A picture of the box top of a pizza box from Scottie’s Pizza Parlor in Portland, Oregon
May 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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all I do is think about her
A head-on picture of a drow ranger named Briza from the game Baldur’s Gate 3. She has pink pigtails, piercings, and dark, bluish purple skin. She could kick your ass, and you’d say “thank you, mommy.”
April 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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She’s just like me 🥹🐦‍⬛
A picture of a fence post against a wood and brick background focusing on a sticker with a cartoon drawing of a crow with heart eyes and several other stickers further down the pole
April 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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If you’re local and you’re trying to get weird, let a girl know 💅🏼
a question prompt asking “send me anonymous messages” The response says “what if someone says YOU and then you marry them!?” With a big eyes emoji
April 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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I’m pretty open about all of my crushes, I don’t think people in my day to day haven’t heard me talk about them. Or it’s on one (or several) of my followers and I’m delusional, but not *that* delusional.
A screenshot of a prompt asking for anonymous messages asking “any secret crushes you haven’t told anyone about??”
April 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Only on tiktok, really. They’re pretty tame here. Even then it’s only a bunch of men looking vaguely similar to one another asking things like “have you ever been a daddy’s baby?”
A sceeenshot of an NGL prompt asking to send anonymous messages asking “ur dms probably wild huh”
April 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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sensually breakfasted
A picture of a finger caressing a double-yolk egg on a flat top grill. There is an everything bagel toasting behind it in the background.
April 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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The fashion in this movie goes so hard. The purple skirt with the cropped white leather jacket? Unbeatable.
Katherine Heigl as Alexia Wheaton in 1996’s “Wish Upon a Star” She is leaving her house, which has a dark, greenish gray door framed in white trim and textured glass windows. She’s wearing a purple skirt with white trim, a lavender baby tee, and has a white purse, belt, and sunglasses hanging from her skirt pocket. One hand is raised, and the other has her white leather jacket over her shoulder. She does not look happy, and has a frosty lavender lipstick on.
March 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I wasn’t sure what whistle was being blown when I first put on that movie, but I’m in need of something nostalgic and comforting so now I’m watching cinematic disasterpiece “Wish Upon a Star” for the body swap realness that fed me through high school
Katherine Heigl as Alexia Wheaton in 1996 B-movie Wish Upon a Star. She is pictured puffing up her cheeks and crossing her eyes while wearing a blue vest and a white collared shirt underneath. Her hair is purposely messed up (but still flawless.)
March 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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it’s gay around here and there’s nothing you can do about it
A picture of a gray sky with a vibrant rainbow arcing across it. There are trees in the foreground and along the horizon, and a white apartment building with black-trimmed windows and a gray roof.
March 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Mommy got a PS5 for her birthday 💅🏼
A picture of a new Sony PlayStation 5 Slim console on a wooden shelf with a box of tissues on the left, and a tv to the right. There is a window ledge with some candles behind it.
March 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Someone made me a Lego minifig of me for my birthday and I might marry them. (the Lego. We’re femme4plastic around here 💅🏼)
A tiny Lego figurine of a brown haired girl on a little Lego table with a coffee cup or two and a cake with a candle next to a large pink flower. There is a birthday card addressed to Natalie behind the Lego figurine.
March 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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beautiful women sending me flowers for my birthday tomorrow!? Okay 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
A picture of a bouquet of pink and green flowers and greenery sent to me for my 40th birthday tomorrow
March 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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New holes, new goals, baybeeeeee
A picture of a black cabinet against a white, subway tiled bathroom wall. There is a life-size, round sticker of a waxed butthole on the corner of the cabinet.
March 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Revisiting an old fave I haven’t seen in ages and realizing ANGELO BADALAMENTI SCORED THIS MOVIE!?!?
A still of Maggie Gyllenhaal in 2002’s Secretary. She is looking to the right of the frame wearing a while polka dot silk blouse with a pussy bow. An out of focus James Spader stands behind her in a suit. Her mouth is slightly open, having just been spanked by Spader’s Mr. Grey for the first time.
March 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM