Natalie (biologically)
@bitchcity.bsky.social
too cool for the squares, too square for the cools
she/her, 40, PDX
she/her, 40, PDX
Pinned
Bluesky might be a hole, but it’s the people’s hole.
In case you hate having air in your tires, these are like $3
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
In case you hate having air in your tires, these are like $3
What’s up with vampire cum? Do you think it’s just like a lil puff of smoke or is it a teeny tiny lil bat?
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
What’s up with vampire cum? Do you think it’s just like a lil puff of smoke or is it a teeny tiny lil bat?
Hooked on Phonics: Where Are They Now?
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hooked on Phonics: Where Are They Now?
Baseline Crush: oh they’re cute I will think about kissing them
Heavy-Duty Crush: screaming crying throwing up thinking about them for hours when I haven’t seen them in days
Heavy-Duty Crush: screaming crying throwing up thinking about them for hours when I haven’t seen them in days
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Baseline Crush: oh they’re cute I will think about kissing them
Heavy-Duty Crush: screaming crying throwing up thinking about them for hours when I haven’t seen them in days
Heavy-Duty Crush: screaming crying throwing up thinking about them for hours when I haven’t seen them in days
Changing my tinder bio weekly just to feel alive
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Changing my tinder bio weekly just to feel alive
Really putting a new spin on Head of State with the news this week
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Really putting a new spin on Head of State with the news this week
Been watching Supernatural as one of my semi-background shows and I completely forgot that Sam has psychic demon powers
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Been watching Supernatural as one of my semi-background shows and I completely forgot that Sam has psychic demon powers
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The pope has spoke to God and God clarified the whole transsexual matter as “basically pretty much cool except for the…the femboy thing”
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The pope has spoke to God and God clarified the whole transsexual matter as “basically pretty much cool except for the…the femboy thing”
The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is my ex-girlfriend
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is my ex-girlfriend
Best flirt I’ve gotten in weeks was the baddie from the other coffee shop on the block who always looks mean telling me I actually make them laugh so anyway I’m gonna crush forever now
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Best flirt I’ve gotten in weeks was the baddie from the other coffee shop on the block who always looks mean telling me I actually make them laugh so anyway I’m gonna crush forever now
getting back on progesterone after like a month means my titties are sore, I’m doing a little dance from sad > manic > back again, I feel like I could eat a car, and I want someone to put a baby in me
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
getting back on progesterone after like a month means my titties are sore, I’m doing a little dance from sad > manic > back again, I feel like I could eat a car, and I want someone to put a baby in me
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moreover, everyone in the jeemails must be destroyed
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
moreover, everyone in the jeemails must be destroyed
When the doctor was offering me the menu of available vaccines, she and her med student were sO EXCITED that I was down to get the HPV vaccine today (and a Covid booster) and we had a moment where we were all “yay science!” like a bunch of nerds.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
When the doctor was offering me the menu of available vaccines, she and her med student were sO EXCITED that I was down to get the HPV vaccine today (and a Covid booster) and we had a moment where we were all “yay science!” like a bunch of nerds.
I love my background TV shows because sometimes an episode will feature Denethor, Steward of Gondor and UN Secretary-General Chrisjen Avasarala
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I love my background TV shows because sometimes an episode will feature Denethor, Steward of Gondor and UN Secretary-General Chrisjen Avasarala
I want to make my Siri sound like Shohreh Aghdashloo, but I fear I would become a(n even more useless) lesbian any time I needed to ask her anything.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I want to make my Siri sound like Shohreh Aghdashloo, but I fear I would become a(n even more useless) lesbian any time I needed to ask her anything.
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Oops I replied in my head but forgot to make my thumbs do the thing
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Oops I replied in my head but forgot to make my thumbs do the thing
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
About to see Predator: Badlands in 3D IMAX and I haven’t seen IMAX or 3D in like 25 years so we’ll see if I throw up or get a migraine (maybe both if we’re lucky 😎)
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
About to see Predator: Badlands in 3D IMAX and I haven’t seen IMAX or 3D in like 25 years so we’ll see if I throw up or get a migraine (maybe both if we’re lucky 😎)
Anyway trying to scam lonely, horny lesbians is dirty work.
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Anyway trying to scam lonely, horny lesbians is dirty work.
I was told by IRL friends to delete this because I was talking to a girl, but she turned out to be a scammer, so for now, still sworn off dating.
I think I’m actually swearing off dating for good this time
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I was told by IRL friends to delete this because I was talking to a girl, but she turned out to be a scammer, so for now, still sworn off dating.
I think I’m actually swearing off dating for good this time
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I think I’m actually swearing off dating for good this time
Dumbass Lovergirl Behaviors: yes I still dream about my ex-girlfriend, yes I’m taking this as expert-level pining
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Dumbass Lovergirl Behaviors: yes I still dream about my ex-girlfriend, yes I’m taking this as expert-level pining
Don’t worry guys I didn’t lose my bank card it was just a dream (and I almost fell out of bed to go check my wallet)
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Don’t worry guys I didn’t lose my bank card it was just a dream (and I almost fell out of bed to go check my wallet)
Oops! All cry-baby!
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oops! All cry-baby!