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Maybe I shouldn't say so many things out loud... but I should just post them online instead right?
Self teaching
Homelab amateur
Low-key addicted to automation
Self teaching
Homelab amateur
Low-key addicted to automation
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· Mar 28
Sometimes I wish I could help you more. Other times I just like to laugh at you
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Purolator may just be one of the stupidest shipping companies on the planet
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Purolator may just be one of the stupidest shipping companies on the planet
It's thanksgiving up in the great white North eh?
October 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's thanksgiving up in the great white North eh?
On today’s episode on stuff my dad rants about…
September 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
On today’s episode on stuff my dad rants about…
How do people aggregate important news items these days. I try to avoid the news cause it’s full of garbage but I find myself in need to know somewhat what’s happening in the world.
September 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
How do people aggregate important news items these days. I try to avoid the news cause it’s full of garbage but I find myself in need to know somewhat what’s happening in the world.
New job has posed some fun and some scary challenges. I’m not a sales oriented person. I don’t like selling things to people unless I believe it’s a choice I would make in their shoes.
I just quoted an estimate to upgrade a working system to a client who was hesitant at first and I actually won it!
I just quoted an estimate to upgrade a working system to a client who was hesitant at first and I actually won it!
July 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
New job has posed some fun and some scary challenges. I’m not a sales oriented person. I don’t like selling things to people unless I believe it’s a choice I would make in their shoes.
I just quoted an estimate to upgrade a working system to a client who was hesitant at first and I actually won it!
I just quoted an estimate to upgrade a working system to a client who was hesitant at first and I actually won it!
Just had one of those instances I feel like most if not all parents have.
Told my kid to go sit on their potty and pee. Kid doesn’t sit but stands near their potty and pees everywhere but their potty.
Not a single drop in the proper spot. Massive mess of bodily waste… so gross
Told my kid to go sit on their potty and pee. Kid doesn’t sit but stands near their potty and pees everywhere but their potty.
Not a single drop in the proper spot. Massive mess of bodily waste… so gross
July 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Just had one of those instances I feel like most if not all parents have.
Told my kid to go sit on their potty and pee. Kid doesn’t sit but stands near their potty and pees everywhere but their potty.
Not a single drop in the proper spot. Massive mess of bodily waste… so gross
Told my kid to go sit on their potty and pee. Kid doesn’t sit but stands near their potty and pees everywhere but their potty.
Not a single drop in the proper spot. Massive mess of bodily waste… so gross
That last week at a job is one of the most boring
June 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
That last week at a job is one of the most boring
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this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment
"Do you want America to be at war with Iran?"
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
June 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment
What a wild weekend.
My daughter turned 2, my entire network and homelab went down all the while I am trying to plan what my future will look like with another kid on the way.
Maybe added too much to my plate all at once but I survived
My daughter turned 2, my entire network and homelab went down all the while I am trying to plan what my future will look like with another kid on the way.
Maybe added too much to my plate all at once but I survived
June 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
What a wild weekend.
My daughter turned 2, my entire network and homelab went down all the while I am trying to plan what my future will look like with another kid on the way.
Maybe added too much to my plate all at once but I survived
My daughter turned 2, my entire network and homelab went down all the while I am trying to plan what my future will look like with another kid on the way.
Maybe added too much to my plate all at once but I survived
Its’s not much but it’s something and I am learning all kinds of skills with this #homelab project.
#ollama #openwebui #wsl #github
github.com/DedSmurfs/Ol...
#ollama #openwebui #wsl #github
github.com/DedSmurfs/Ol...
GitHub - DedSmurfs/Ollama-on-WSL: Installing Ollama on Windows Subservice for Linux
Installing Ollama on Windows Subservice for Linux. Contribute to DedSmurfs/Ollama-on-WSL development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
May 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Its’s not much but it’s something and I am learning all kinds of skills with this #homelab project.
#ollama #openwebui #wsl #github
github.com/DedSmurfs/Ol...
#ollama #openwebui #wsl #github
github.com/DedSmurfs/Ol...
Can we petition for Dr. Pepper to be added to a list of approved Anti-Depressants?
I just think it’s more effective than 90% of the crap out there and it would be nice to have it prescribed and covered by insurance.
I just think it’s more effective than 90% of the crap out there and it would be nice to have it prescribed and covered by insurance.
May 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Can we petition for Dr. Pepper to be added to a list of approved Anti-Depressants?
I just think it’s more effective than 90% of the crap out there and it would be nice to have it prescribed and covered by insurance.
I just think it’s more effective than 90% of the crap out there and it would be nice to have it prescribed and covered by insurance.
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In case you hadn't noticed:
April 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
In case you hadn't noticed:
The new Mango flavour of #brisk iced tea in my personal opinion is not enjoyable.
Bring back the blackberry flavour. That is the personal favourite brisk iced tea flavour but it's so hard to find these days...
Bring back the blackberry flavour. That is the personal favourite brisk iced tea flavour but it's so hard to find these days...
April 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The new Mango flavour of #brisk iced tea in my personal opinion is not enjoyable.
Bring back the blackberry flavour. That is the personal favourite brisk iced tea flavour but it's so hard to find these days...
Bring back the blackberry flavour. That is the personal favourite brisk iced tea flavour but it's so hard to find these days...
I have eaten a vast plethora of ice cubes in my life but have not once pooped one out... Should I be concerned? - A
April 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I have eaten a vast plethora of ice cubes in my life but have not once pooped one out... Should I be concerned? - A
I don't know why I waste breath on you - D
April 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I don't know why I waste breath on you - D
The shear amount that I can't post... it's... It's a lot
April 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The shear amount that I can't post... it's... It's a lot
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The workplace humor version of this gem
April 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The workplace humor version of this gem
It is more on my desk than in my mouth -D
April 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It is more on my desk than in my mouth -D
Hey, I realize that... I need to poop. -D
Thanks for that information. You just trying to reignite that spark between us eh bud? -A
Thanks for that information. You just trying to reignite that spark between us eh bud? -A
April 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hey, I realize that... I need to poop. -D
Thanks for that information. You just trying to reignite that spark between us eh bud? -A
Thanks for that information. You just trying to reignite that spark between us eh bud? -A
It's taking everything in my body not to face plant into a plate of Mac'n'Cheese - D
April 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It's taking everything in my body not to face plant into a plate of Mac'n'Cheese - D