children of the corncob
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
both the kids middle names are dinosaurs.
my sister is nuts on dinosaurs.
my sister is nuts on dinosaurs.
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
both the kids middle names are dinosaurs.
my sister is nuts on dinosaurs.
my sister is nuts on dinosaurs.
partner in crime.
December 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
partner in crime.
you have made my fucking day.
that's like 8 years of presents sorted.
that's like 8 years of presents sorted.
December 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
you have made my fucking day.
that's like 8 years of presents sorted.
that's like 8 years of presents sorted.
THE DINOSAUR POOPS SO MANY MONSTERS.
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
THE DINOSAUR POOPS SO MANY MONSTERS.
shout outs to whoever made this because fuck me it creased me up when i read it.
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
shout outs to whoever made this because fuck me it creased me up when i read it.
here is the book:
The Dinosaur that Pooped a Monster!: The perfect gift for Halloween : Fletcher, Tom, Poynter, Dougie, Parsons, Garry: Amazon.co.uk: Books
The Dinosaur that Pooped a Monster!: The perfect gift for Halloween : Fletcher, Tom, Poynter, Dougie, Parsons, Garry: Amazon.co.uk: Books
www.amazon.co.uk
December 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
here is the book:
oh no
a man sits at a desk in front of a sign that says the thing
Alt: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen gif.
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
oh no
christ.
at least when he's on the M4 he'll be on the best motorway in britain and have a nice time except that tiny bit with a tunnel.
at least when he's on the M4 he'll be on the best motorway in britain and have a nice time except that tiny bit with a tunnel.
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
christ.
at least when he's on the M4 he'll be on the best motorway in britain and have a nice time except that tiny bit with a tunnel.
at least when he's on the M4 he'll be on the best motorway in britain and have a nice time except that tiny bit with a tunnel.
when i woke up i thought i had a hangover or something but no i've just been battered.
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
when i woke up i thought i had a hangover or something but no i've just been battered.
britain is better with you in it. <3
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
britain is better with you in it. <3
dre had cheese
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
dre had cheese
i would *never*............................
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
i would *never*............................
gifs you can hear
December 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
gifs you can hear
i mean technically that's not strictly true because the miss tried to give me a hug while we were eating and instead smashed her elbow into my left eye socket popping the lens out of the glasses into my eye.
good thing i'm pretty much blind in my left eye else i'd need that for seeing.
good thing i'm pretty much blind in my left eye else i'd need that for seeing.
December 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
i mean technically that's not strictly true because the miss tried to give me a hug while we were eating and instead smashed her elbow into my left eye socket popping the lens out of the glasses into my eye.
good thing i'm pretty much blind in my left eye else i'd need that for seeing.
good thing i'm pretty much blind in my left eye else i'd need that for seeing.
no humans were harmed in the making of this charcuterie.
December 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
no humans were harmed in the making of this charcuterie.
lol fuck was it.
pop stole both halves in one.
pop stole both halves in one.
December 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
lol fuck was it.
pop stole both halves in one.
pop stole both halves in one.
they are very spoiled.
December 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
they are very spoiled.
the wall-e is really good.
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
the wall-e is really good.