children of the corncob
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i am being watched
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i am being watched
my mum called up a chilli farm and asked for 500g of an assortment of their hottest chillis so she could make me a jar of pickled chillis.
i have noticed maybe a naga, a scotch bonnet, and potentially a reaper.
i am hesitant.
i have noticed maybe a naga, a scotch bonnet, and potentially a reaper.
i am hesitant.
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
my mum called up a chilli farm and asked for 500g of an assortment of their hottest chillis so she could make me a jar of pickled chillis.
i have noticed maybe a naga, a scotch bonnet, and potentially a reaper.
i am hesitant.
i have noticed maybe a naga, a scotch bonnet, and potentially a reaper.
i am hesitant.
bet you he'd love to shove a funnel down a goose's throat and pour shit loads of corn meal in there and call it normal.
Who are "they"?
I think we can guess...based on no evidence at all.
I think we can guess...based on no evidence at all.
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
bet you he'd love to shove a funnel down a goose's throat and pour shit loads of corn meal in there and call it normal.
last night we had the rats out and had them doing tricks for treats and the miss ate one of the hearts.
they're apparently delicious and the flavours of strawberry, mango, and banana come through really well.
nice to know the snoots are getting tasty treats rather than shite.
they're apparently delicious and the flavours of strawberry, mango, and banana come through really well.
nice to know the snoots are getting tasty treats rather than shite.
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
last night we had the rats out and had them doing tricks for treats and the miss ate one of the hearts.
they're apparently delicious and the flavours of strawberry, mango, and banana come through really well.
nice to know the snoots are getting tasty treats rather than shite.
they're apparently delicious and the flavours of strawberry, mango, and banana come through really well.
nice to know the snoots are getting tasty treats rather than shite.
i am trying to the "rapid 45" setting on my tumbley bumbler.
so far i've only been using "cotton" which apparently has an automatic moisture detection thingamabob.
wish me luck.
so far i've only been using "cotton" which apparently has an automatic moisture detection thingamabob.
wish me luck.
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 AM
i am trying to the "rapid 45" setting on my tumbley bumbler.
so far i've only been using "cotton" which apparently has an automatic moisture detection thingamabob.
wish me luck.
so far i've only been using "cotton" which apparently has an automatic moisture detection thingamabob.
wish me luck.
this one time i was invited to a christmas work do and the invitation said "fancy dress" so my assumption was like costumes and shit but no what they actually meant was "dress fancy"
i showed up dressed as a penguin while everyone else was in ball gowns and suits.
i showed up dressed as a penguin while everyone else was in ball gowns and suits.
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
this one time i was invited to a christmas work do and the invitation said "fancy dress" so my assumption was like costumes and shit but no what they actually meant was "dress fancy"
i showed up dressed as a penguin while everyone else was in ball gowns and suits.
i showed up dressed as a penguin while everyone else was in ball gowns and suits.
LIMEWIRE IS BACK BABY
“Yo what?” LimeWire re-emerges in online rush to share pulled “60 Minutes” segment
Redditor jokes LimeWire is now a "champion against the darkness."
arstechnica.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
LIMEWIRE IS BACK BABY
man, the stress of yesterday christmas shit threw off my sleep pattern massively.
went to bed at 7pm because the stress made me tired, woke up at 2am.
went to bed at 7pm because the stress made me tired, woke up at 2am.
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
man, the stress of yesterday christmas shit threw off my sleep pattern massively.
went to bed at 7pm because the stress made me tired, woke up at 2am.
went to bed at 7pm because the stress made me tired, woke up at 2am.
i love it when rats sit and sniff the air, to me it looks like they're having extremely poignant thoughts when in reality they can probably just smell the fart i did.
December 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
i love it when rats sit and sniff the air, to me it looks like they're having extremely poignant thoughts when in reality they can probably just smell the fart i did.
[closing 12,000 tabs about how people are nonces]
wow, weird no one reported on everyone being nonces.
wow, weird no one reported on everyone being nonces.
December 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
[closing 12,000 tabs about how people are nonces]
wow, weird no one reported on everyone being nonces.
wow, weird no one reported on everyone being nonces.
Avengers 2: Seoul Drifting Out Of My Body As Joss Whedon's Bollocks Slap Me On The Eyeballs.
Hello Mary Lou: Avengers 2
Avengers 2: Electric Boogaloo
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Avengers 2: Seoul Drifting Out Of My Body As Joss Whedon's Bollocks Slap Me On The Eyeballs.
like normal people using my ISP provided email address to do paedophile stuff
December 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
like normal people using my ISP provided email address to do paedophile stuff
Avengers: Schindler's List
Avengers: Melancholia
Avengers: Pirates of the Caribbean
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Avengers: Schindler's List
oh andrew is a paedophile who did paedophile things?
i am so shocked that a paedophile would do paedophile things and talk about it with his paedophile friend.
this is exactly what i didn't expect a paedophile to do.
i am so shocked that a paedophile would do paedophile things and talk about it with his paedophile friend.
this is exactly what i didn't expect a paedophile to do.
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
oh andrew is a paedophile who did paedophile things?
i am so shocked that a paedophile would do paedophile things and talk about it with his paedophile friend.
this is exactly what i didn't expect a paedophile to do.
i am so shocked that a paedophile would do paedophile things and talk about it with his paedophile friend.
this is exactly what i didn't expect a paedophile to do.
i walked into the kitchen this morning and felt extremely unsettled but wasn't sure why before it clicked that the miss had swapped the kettle and the kitchen roll around.
nuh-uh. not having it.
nuh-uh. not having it.
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
i walked into the kitchen this morning and felt extremely unsettled but wasn't sure why before it clicked that the miss had swapped the kettle and the kitchen roll around.
nuh-uh. not having it.
nuh-uh. not having it.
2.2kg of beef short ribs for £24. fucking bargain.
as a comparison you'd be paying £21 for ~1.3kg of short ribs from sainsbury's and they wont cut them to size for you.
support your local butcher.
as a comparison you'd be paying £21 for ~1.3kg of short ribs from sainsbury's and they wont cut them to size for you.
support your local butcher.
December 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
2.2kg of beef short ribs for £24. fucking bargain.
as a comparison you'd be paying £21 for ~1.3kg of short ribs from sainsbury's and they wont cut them to size for you.
support your local butcher.
as a comparison you'd be paying £21 for ~1.3kg of short ribs from sainsbury's and they wont cut them to size for you.
support your local butcher.
we started nothing (2008) by the ting tings is a certified banger.
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
we started nothing (2008) by the ting tings is a certified banger.
im da bess
IMDABES
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December 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
im da bess
oooh you absolute bugger
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December 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
oooh you absolute bugger
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the new notepad.exe is shit.
no i don't want tabs or a history.
i just want somewhere to copy/paste stuff temporarily and i want 12,000 different windows of it open at once.
no i don't want tabs or a history.
i just want somewhere to copy/paste stuff temporarily and i want 12,000 different windows of it open at once.
December 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
the new notepad.exe is shit.
no i don't want tabs or a history.
i just want somewhere to copy/paste stuff temporarily and i want 12,000 different windows of it open at once.
no i don't want tabs or a history.
i just want somewhere to copy/paste stuff temporarily and i want 12,000 different windows of it open at once.
so looks like i aint getting paid today either.
bollocks.
it better show up before christmas or i'm going to fume.
bollocks.
it better show up before christmas or i'm going to fume.
aw fuck i've got work tomorrow.
bullshit.
total bullshit.
i haven't even been paid yet.
bullshit.
total bullshit.
i haven't even been paid yet.
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
so looks like i aint getting paid today either.
bollocks.
it better show up before christmas or i'm going to fume.
bollocks.
it better show up before christmas or i'm going to fume.
i'm sorry but you will always have to apologise for being english.
December 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i'm sorry but you will always have to apologise for being english.
i love this picture.
it's like he was doing the photo shoot and a pigeon flew in through the window.
it's like he was doing the photo shoot and a pigeon flew in through the window.
December 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
i love this picture.
it's like he was doing the photo shoot and a pigeon flew in through the window.
it's like he was doing the photo shoot and a pigeon flew in through the window.