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Bish
@bish-please.bsky.social
I’m the kind of cat that teaches humans to check their shoes before they put them on

more anarchic every day 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸📚📖🖌️🖤🖤🖤

prolix prolix something ✂️ something

thinky thoughts thinker

“this one needs something?”
Pinned
this is just to say

I have half-eaten
each cheese puff
from the baggie
on the table

and which
you were definitely
saving
to eat with beer

forgive me
they are wet now
I licked them all
so salty
and so orange

#cats
that the inflatable here isn’t Vader aside, “Dark Vader” suggests the existence of a “Light Vader” and I’m pretty sure it’s Hegseth #signs #oops
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
#words can we just lose “sourced” pls? a reviewer of gear on the REI site: “sourced from Ohio…” It’s not as bad as “plated” used in earnest by home cooks but both are like subway tile in kitchens. The #curmudgeon will stop yelling at clouds now but your sleeping bag was not sourced like a truffle
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
He has the same “huh huh huh…” shifty-smug look Mopsa gets when she steals the twist tie from the bread (no offense Mopsa you’re 1000000000 times handsomer than that thing)

#FIFA Peace prize
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
DERE DIERYE
IME’AM UM BARASS SEEKRETSSSS
SHHH

IME’AM HAV LONGE HERR ANDE SUM TIMS A LETTEL POO GETES COT

2TODEY TEHE HEWMIN SED WEE WOLUD HEV 2TO BYE SPECHAL DINGLE SISSERS ANDE BISSHE LAFED MEENLIE

DANGLEY POO ISENOT A CRIM ITE IS ONLE AN AKSIDUNT

IME’AM MOPSA I DOE CRIMS

#cats #catsofbluesky
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
#caturday caturday caturday
you’ll pay for the whole seat but you’ll only need the EDDDDDDDGE!!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I never remember it’s #TBT until it’s Friday but the human said “hey awww it’s bebe Pip and Bish!” #cats #catsofbluesky
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Reposted by Bish
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
DERE DIERYE IME’AM NOING SWARES
MOR TAHAN BISSHE
MOR TAHAN RORREY
WAY WAY WAAAY MOR TAHAN PIPPE
PIPPE OLNLY NOS “BUNTHOLL”

IME’AM NO
AXE WIPPE
SIHIT
FUKCK
BINSH

ALL SOW 1ONE BISSHE WOEN’T LETE MEE TIPE TAHAT ISE STARD WETH C ANED ENNDE WETH T (NOTTE COCOWNUTT))

PEE ESS DOE CRIMS

#catsofbkuesky
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
If you stand on the top of the cat tower you can touch the ceiling! #catsofbluesky
December 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Idk if this is how this works (I’m a fucking cat and the human takes the phone away from me whenever I seem too interested in it) but there’s a really high bar for #cat swears @profanity.accountant
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Here’s Rory whose aspect speaks for us all upon hearing that the humans planned a plant-based feast

#catsofskyrim
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
DERE DIERYE IME’AM SAWREE IME’AM NUG LECTING YUOU

IME’AM JUSTE NOPEING TEHESE DAYES ESEXCEPT 2TODEY IME EN TEHE TOO DOOR HOWSE LOKEING LICKE A KWEENE

IME PRE 10TENING IME’AM AN BOWL INN

NECKS TUP DOE CRIMS

#catsofbluesky
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Sunday night already?! TOO SOON
#catsofbluesky
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The silly human left the scissors on the bed hahahaha it’s a good thing I found them before Mopsa because *my* crimes are sophisticated

#caturday #catsofbluesky
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Happy #Caturday!! Finally ffs
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
me eating the map

if there is a near harad where is far harad and is it nice there do they have cats?

#catsofbluesky
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This was gonna just be gibberish but I collaborated with the one human. In 1803 haddock revenue;3utr5ebeodjdj zfjrjefjeneeeeeededededed

#catsofbluesky
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hi #catsofbluesky frends - 10 things I like:

1. my yellow fish
2. the plaid blanket folded on the tray
3. all the bags
4. the forbidden hair ties
5. the green chair
6. caturday morning
7. cat soups in tiny cups from granny
8. potato chips
9. the sunny spot in the bookroom
10 hat hand on my head
Git to noe yr #catsofbluesky frends - 10 tings Imb like:

1. owtside
2. mine Dade
3. birbs
4. Bocks - bonus fur cringly pabers
5. red dot
6. catnibb
7. Bonkers
8. bakken
9. wet fuds
10 (tie) Momb bed and
heeted bathroomb flore
1. Cats
2. Dogs
3. Farm Animals
4. Sour Brite Octopi
5. Music
6. Tea and Almond Biscotti
7. All of my Blue Sky friends
8. Cake
9. Diet Coke
10. Mexican street corn Dip
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’m hosting Pip!!! Hi Pip here you go!

hi im pip im really nervous i just wanted
to ask a question: how is it only
wednesday??

I don’t know, Pip. There were extra days in this week somehow.

did i do okay

Yes, Pip.

#catsofbluesky
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
@ottolinemorrell.bsky.social I once talked mad shit about Ottoline Morrell at a party when I was 21 and drunk and then the next morning I realized I’d confused her with Dora Carrington. Fun fact: no one had any clue why I kept apologizing about this. I’m *still* sorry 30-odd years later.
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Reposted by Bish
Never forget who sold us out:

Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Choose 20 books on your current TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, expectations. Just covers.

Day 3

#20TBRbookchallenge
#Booksky
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Choose 20 books on your current TBR shelf. One book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, expectations. Just covers.

Day 3

#20TBRbookchallenge
#Booksky
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So much happening outside that we forgot we were fighting #hedgewatch
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM