Kelsie
@birdsandbeers.bsky.social
cat mom, outdoor kid, craft beer advocate, urban ecology enthusiast, local dork. 206. OSU FWCS student 🦫♎️
Today marks 11 whole years since my son and I came into each other’s lives serendipitously and unfortunately for him, we had to spend it at a routine vet visit 😅 our boy has a clean bill of health other than skin allergies that we’re investigating, and needing to drop some pounds!
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Today marks 11 whole years since my son and I came into each other’s lives serendipitously and unfortunately for him, we had to spend it at a routine vet visit 😅 our boy has a clean bill of health other than skin allergies that we’re investigating, and needing to drop some pounds!
It’s not real Mexican and all of the menu items low key taste the same, but that’s my emotional support natural soft taco, mexi fries and diet cherry Dr. Pepper, god dammit
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It’s not real Mexican and all of the menu items low key taste the same, but that’s my emotional support natural soft taco, mexi fries and diet cherry Dr. Pepper, god dammit
Our entire federal government is staffed with 4-Chan edgelords.
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Our entire federal government is staffed with 4-Chan edgelords.
6 years ago Ray had this dream, and I’ll just leave this here:
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
6 years ago Ray had this dream, and I’ll just leave this here:
Me: oh hey, I have Wednesday off this week so I’ll have extra time to get schoolwork done
The Seattle Mariners: lol bet
The Seattle Mariners: lol bet
October 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Me: oh hey, I have Wednesday off this week so I’ll have extra time to get schoolwork done
The Seattle Mariners: lol bet
The Seattle Mariners: lol bet
Did it for Matilda again 😭🔱
October 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Did it for Matilda again 😭🔱
This playoff run is such a joyous distraction from the American Garbage Fire and it’s also been such a fun way to build and be in community.
September 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This playoff run is such a joyous distraction from the American Garbage Fire and it’s also been such a fun way to build and be in community.
Not my old man lamenting about his friend dropping his weed pipe in a honey bucket at a Moody Blues concert at the Gorge in 1997 🤪 he was 41 at the time, and I’m turning 41 in less than 2 weeks, what is time?!
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Not my old man lamenting about his friend dropping his weed pipe in a honey bucket at a Moody Blues concert at the Gorge in 1997 🤪 he was 41 at the time, and I’m turning 41 in less than 2 weeks, what is time?!
I did not expect the waters of Waikiki to out-turquoise the waters of the Mexican Caribbean but it’s damn close 😍
September 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I did not expect the waters of Waikiki to out-turquoise the waters of the Mexican Caribbean but it’s damn close 😍
Aloha from Oahu! 🌺
September 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Aloha from Oahu! 🌺
Sweet, sassy bois. So cute!
August 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Sweet, sassy bois. So cute!
Wish you could come to Seattle this weekend and cuddle the elderly Italian greyhound I’ll be dog sitting lol
July 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Wish you could come to Seattle this weekend and cuddle the elderly Italian greyhound I’ll be dog sitting lol
Everyone’s seeing MCR at T-Mobile Park tonight and it’s crazy to me that @vbratt.bsky.social, @mistyvargas83.bsky.social and I saw them at a smallish outdoor venue in TX on my 21st birthday. I’ll keep that memory alive 🥲
July 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Everyone’s seeing MCR at T-Mobile Park tonight and it’s crazy to me that @vbratt.bsky.social, @mistyvargas83.bsky.social and I saw them at a smallish outdoor venue in TX on my 21st birthday. I’ll keep that memory alive 🥲
I have no words. No state of emergency, just thoughts and prayers. Seeing this all unfold firsthand from a blue dot in a red state has certainly radicalized me (I mean, even more than I already was, I guess). Sadly not surprised.
July 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have no words. No state of emergency, just thoughts and prayers. Seeing this all unfold firsthand from a blue dot in a red state has certainly radicalized me (I mean, even more than I already was, I guess). Sadly not surprised.
Welp, I’ve made the dean’s list 3 outta 3 terms at Oregon state. For someone who almost flunked out of high school, it still feels surreal.
June 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Welp, I’ve made the dean’s list 3 outta 3 terms at Oregon state. For someone who almost flunked out of high school, it still feels surreal.
When I was a small child, I was terrified of the moon when it was a crescent and I could never figure out why. Someone on Reddit mentioned Mac Tonight & unearthed a memory I have of my dad making a papier mache Mac Tonight head for Halloween one year, and AHHH YES. this fuckin’ guy. No wonder.
June 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When I was a small child, I was terrified of the moon when it was a crescent and I could never figure out why. Someone on Reddit mentioned Mac Tonight & unearthed a memory I have of my dad making a papier mache Mac Tonight head for Halloween one year, and AHHH YES. this fuckin’ guy. No wonder.
The shit-covered hell hole I’m walking through right now (only complaint is lack of sidewalks)
March 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The shit-covered hell hole I’m walking through right now (only complaint is lack of sidewalks)
So grateful it’s outdoor kid weather again. I love my hot girl walks.
March 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
So grateful it’s outdoor kid weather again. I love my hot girl walks.
White Lotus has been a slow burn this season but episode 5 was wild 🤠
March 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
White Lotus has been a slow burn this season but episode 5 was wild 🤠
Teeny tiny little snowflakes ❄️
February 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Teeny tiny little snowflakes ❄️
Oh look, a scientific explanation for it. Who knew?
January 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Oh look, a scientific explanation for it. Who knew?
Orange County-based punk festival books mostly bands that contain older white men steeped in (pro-cop/covid-denying/abusive/potentially MAGA) controversy to the surprise of…literally no one
January 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Orange County-based punk festival books mostly bands that contain older white men steeped in (pro-cop/covid-denying/abusive/potentially MAGA) controversy to the surprise of…literally no one
Holy crap I live in a neighborhood full of conspiracy dorks
January 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Holy crap I live in a neighborhood full of conspiracy dorks