birdportant's Bird House
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Variety streamer, bird mom, home chef/baker, mediocre gamer, probably just three birds in a trench coat - twitch.tv/birdportant
When Archie first came to me 6 years ago, he wanted so badly to be my buddy BUT he was very very bitey and quite unpredictable with said bites. It took years of patience and training and work, but about 1.5 years ago, we got to him almost never biting and also LOVING snuggles.
January 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
When Archie first came to me 6 years ago, he wanted so badly to be my buddy BUT he was very very bitey and quite unpredictable with said bites. It took years of patience and training and work, but about 1.5 years ago, we got to him almost never biting and also LOVING snuggles.
Little guy snuggle time is now (actually it is always, but who’s counting)
January 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Little guy snuggle time is now (actually it is always, but who’s counting)
I sure do love listening to… uh… *checks notes* …Toad the Wet Mechanism
January 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I sure do love listening to… uh… *checks notes* …Toad the Wet Mechanism
I don’t know what “The Omnivore’s Dilemma” is actually about, but I’d like to think it’s this.
January 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I don’t know what “The Omnivore’s Dilemma” is actually about, but I’d like to think it’s this.
Archie is getting some quality honk shoo in right now
May 18, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Archie is getting some quality honk shoo in right now
I’m out here filming a short about lentil soup, and when planning the plating, I realized I would be making a quinelle of Greek yogurt, and I had to ask what on earth I’m doing with my life
May 17, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I’m out here filming a short about lentil soup, and when planning the plating, I realized I would be making a quinelle of Greek yogurt, and I had to ask what on earth I’m doing with my life
It’s me. I’m them. I’m a bunch of small birds in a trench coat and I can’t fall asleep for 3+ hours, even when I go to bed at a sensible time.
May 17, 2024 at 2:28 PM
It’s me. I’m them. I’m a bunch of small birds in a trench coat and I can’t fall asleep for 3+ hours, even when I go to bed at a sensible time.
Would you love me if I was a weird indie game?
Come hang in the Bird House tonight at 6:30pm ET for a bunch of delightfully strange games.
twitch.tv/birdportant
Come hang in the Bird House tonight at 6:30pm ET for a bunch of delightfully strange games.
twitch.tv/birdportant
May 16, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Would you love me if I was a weird indie game?
Come hang in the Bird House tonight at 6:30pm ET for a bunch of delightfully strange games.
twitch.tv/birdportant
Come hang in the Bird House tonight at 6:30pm ET for a bunch of delightfully strange games.
twitch.tv/birdportant
That’s the whole vibe, really
May 16, 2024 at 4:50 PM
That’s the whole vibe, really
A very eepy avocado
May 7, 2024 at 8:52 PM
A very eepy avocado
This is easily a food infraction at the very least.
March 15, 2024 at 12:50 PM
This is easily a food infraction at the very least.
I had leftover pork tenderloin that needed to get eaten, so I made some bao after work Fri night, sliced the pork thin, and warmed it up in a sorta-char-siu from-the-pantry sauce.
These things fucking SLAPPED. I ended up with 14 bao and me and my two housemates destroyed them.
These things fucking SLAPPED. I ended up with 14 bao and me and my two housemates destroyed them.
March 2, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I had leftover pork tenderloin that needed to get eaten, so I made some bao after work Fri night, sliced the pork thin, and warmed it up in a sorta-char-siu from-the-pantry sauce.
These things fucking SLAPPED. I ended up with 14 bao and me and my two housemates destroyed them.
These things fucking SLAPPED. I ended up with 14 bao and me and my two housemates destroyed them.
I will not
December 19, 2023 at 7:01 PM
I will not
The missile is eepy
December 16, 2023 at 7:26 PM
The missile is eepy
The people have spoken.
November 27, 2023 at 4:30 PM
The people have spoken.
Does this qualify as a food crime???
November 9, 2023 at 2:40 PM
Does this qualify as a food crime???
Gentle reader, I bring you another food crime:
The Slim Jim Wellington
The Slim Jim Wellington
October 24, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Gentle reader, I bring you another food crime:
The Slim Jim Wellington
The Slim Jim Wellington
This evening, I present two very cute birds.
October 22, 2023 at 7:55 PM
This evening, I present two very cute birds.
Hold up. Let the developers cook.
October 11, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Hold up. Let the developers cook.
Archie, I am BEGGING you not to choose violence today.
September 13, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Archie, I am BEGGING you not to choose violence today.
Insomnia from pain sucks, but 5am drop biscuits with a fried egg and some tendies ain’t so bad.
September 6, 2023 at 9:41 AM
Insomnia from pain sucks, but 5am drop biscuits with a fried egg and some tendies ain’t so bad.
Fingers crossed my life can calm down for four damn hours so I can stream Skyrim Sunday this week. Come hang in the Bird House on twitch tomorrow at 6:00pm ET!
September 2, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Fingers crossed my life can calm down for four damn hours so I can stream Skyrim Sunday this week. Come hang in the Bird House on twitch tomorrow at 6:00pm ET!
Assuming I recover from a brutal day at the RennFest, I’m back on my bullshit for Skyrim Sunday tomorrow night at 6pm!
August 27, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Assuming I recover from a brutal day at the RennFest, I’m back on my bullshit for Skyrim Sunday tomorrow night at 6pm!
Ask not for whom the eeby deebs. It deebs for thee.
August 16, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Ask not for whom the eeby deebs. It deebs for thee.
🚨🚨FOOD CRIME ALERT🚨🚨
August 14, 2023 at 10:57 PM
🚨🚨FOOD CRIME ALERT🚨🚨